1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 [ MOANING ] 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,976 AAH! 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 [ BOTH MOANING ] 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,977 SUEY! 6 00:00:23,001 --> 00:00:25,000 [ ALL MOANING ] 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:26,977 SUEY! 8 00:00:27,001 --> 00:00:28,976 [ ALL MOANING ] 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 SUEY! 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:40,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,976 AH, SWEET STAY-CATION. Bullhorn: FUCK WITH ME, BITCH?! 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I WISH YOU WOULD! 14 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,977 DON'T MAKE ME GET UNDER THAT HOOD! 15 00:00:56,001 --> 00:00:57,976 BIATCH! YOU PIECE OF PUSSY METAL AND STEEL! 16 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,976 I'M-A BEAT THE BRAKES OFF YOUR ASS! 17 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,976 YOU MOTHERFUCKA OF AN AUTOMOBILE! 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,976 BULLHORN, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT MY CAR?! 19 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,976 I'M TRYIN' TO FIX THIS SORRY SUCKA, 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,976 BUT THE BITCH'S ENGINE QUIT. BLACK DYNAMITE, YOUR CAR 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,976 JUST DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK IT'S FUCKIN' WITH! 22 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:11,977 AAH! 23 00:01:12,001 --> 00:01:14,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, JUST DON'T STAND THERE STANDING BY! 24 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,976 YOUR OIL TANK DONE SUCKER-PUNCHED MY ASS 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:17,977 IN THE EYE! 26 00:01:18,001 --> 00:01:19,976 THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKA 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,976 YOU DONE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG ONE, MAN! 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,976 I WHUP ASS OF CARS, BOATS, AND EVEN AIR-A-PLANES! 29 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,976 BULLHORN, HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO HOLD THIS ENTIRE ENGINE BLOCK 30 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,977 OF MY CAR IN THE AIR? 31 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,976 TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF MY... 32 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU ARE ON STAY-CATION, 33 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,976 BUT I BEEN YELLING AND SCREAMING AT THESE ORPHANS ALL DAY, 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,976 ESPECIALLY THAT LITTLE BADASS LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING! 35 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,976 [ SLAP! LAUGHTER ] 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,976 SORRY, BEE, BUT I'M ON STAY-CATION. 37 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,977 YOU NEED TO TRY PUNCHING THEM IN THE THROAT. 38 00:01:43,001 --> 00:01:44,976 PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT? ME? 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:45,977 YOU KNOW I COULDN'T HURT THEM KIDS. OW! 40 00:01:46,001 --> 00:01:48,121 LIL ORPHAN ARNOLD, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT! 41 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,977 HONEY BEE, I... 42 00:01:50,001 --> 00:01:51,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, EUPHORIA IS WAY OUT OF POCKET! 43 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:52,977 SHE PIMP-SLAPPED A PIMP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY! 44 00:01:53,001 --> 00:01:54,976 I DIDN'T PIMP-SLAP YOU! I HO-SLAPPED YOU! 45 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 SO DON'T BE BRAGGIN' ABOUT YOUR LITTLE LIMP DICK OF A PIMP HAND 46 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,977 IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 47 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:02,041 BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU BETTER GET THESE HOES IN CHECK! 48 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,720 'CAUSE WHEN MY PIMP HAND GETS ANGRY... UNH! 49 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,976 YOU AIN'T NO PIMP. YOU JUST A SIMP. 50 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 CREAM CORN, YOUR GAME IS THIRSTY. 51 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,976 HERE, HERE, LET ME PUT SOME WATER ON IT. 52 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,977 NOW YOUR GAME IS ALL WASHED UP. 53 00:02:13,001 --> 00:02:14,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU GONNA LET THEM 54 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,977 TREAT YOUR STAR PIMP THIS WAY?! 55 00:02:16,001 --> 00:02:17,976 NOW, CREAM CORN... BLACK DYNAMITE! 56 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,976 LOOK... THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT SHUT DOWN MY ESTABLISHMENT! 57 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,977 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?! 58 00:02:21,001 --> 00:02:22,976 THEY SAY I CAN'T SERVE HOG MAWS WITH BURGOO! 59 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,680 WHAT THE FUCK IS BURGOO? SHIT I DON'T KNOW. 60 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:25,977 JUST SOUNDED GOOD WITH HOG MAWS. 61 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:27,976 ROSCOE, NOW I'M GONNA TELL YOU 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,976 JUST LIKE I BEEN TRYIN TO TELL THEM... [ DOG YIPS ] WHAT THE? 63 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,976 POOF! 64 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,976 DAMN IT, BASEHEAD! I DONE TOLD YOU ABOUT POOFIN' UP 65 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,977 ON BLACK DYNAMITE UNANNOUNCED! 66 00:02:35,001 --> 00:02:36,976 SORRY, BLACK DYNAMITE, 67 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,280 BUT I NEEDS MY MONEY! WHAT MONEY? 68 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,976 THE $5 YOU OWE ME 69 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,977 FOR THE DOG YOU 'BOUT TO BUY. 70 00:02:42,001 --> 00:02:43,976 BASEHEAD, I GOT NO TIME FOR THIS! 71 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,976 NOW I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY STAY-CATION! DAMN, BLACK DYNAMITE! 72 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,976 YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN. 73 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 JUST GIVE ME $2. 74 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,976 I-I'll BE BACK TO GET IT LATER. 75 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,976 AND WATCH YOUR LEG. HIS DICK IS IN HEAT. 76 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 [ DOG YIPS ] POOF! 77 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,976 Together: BLACK DYNAMITE! 78 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,976 [ ALL CLAMORING ] 79 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 THAT'S IT! 80 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,040 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! AH-SUEY! 81 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,976 [ CAR ALARM BLARING ] 82 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,976 ALL RIGHT, ALL THE SUCKAHS IN THE WORLD, LISTEN UP! 83 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,976 BLACK DYNAMITE IS ON STAY-CATION, 84 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,976 WHICH MEANS HE AIN'T HELPIN', SAVIN', 85 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,976 STANDIN' UP FOR, OR GIVIN' NOBODY $2! 86 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,977 I KICKED A WHOLE MONTH'S WORTH OF ASS 87 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:21,976 TO GIVE MY ASS-KICKIN' FEET A BREAK, 88 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,976 SO FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH, Y'ALL ARE ON YOUR OWN! 89 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,976 SO, EVERYBODY, WILL YOU PLEASE... 90 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,976 All: SHUT THE FUCK UP. 91 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 WHILE GROWN FOLKS IS ON STAY-CATION. 92 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 UH, YEAH. 93 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,976 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 94 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,976 [ ALARMS RINGING, SIRENS WAIL ] 95 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 LOOKS LIKE YOU LITERALLY NEED TO GET A BITCH. 96 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,600 SINCE TECHNICALLY YOU'RE AN ORPHAN, TOO, 97 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,977 I GUESS YOU CAN LIVE HERE. 98 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:50,976 JUST TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY AND DON'T PISS ON SHIT. 99 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,976 OR SHIT AND PISS ON... ON SHIT. 100 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,976 [ SIREN WAILS, SCREAMING ] 101 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,976 AS A RESULT OF BEING ON STAY-CATION, 102 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,976 THE POLICE ARE FUCKING N-WORDS UP! 103 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,976 I HEAR YOU WHORES ARE SMUGGLING CONTRABAND VIA MOOSEKNUCKLE. 104 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,976 SO EITHER YOU LET ME SEARCH YOU, 105 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,976 OR I'M PUTTIN' ALL OF YOUS IN THE SLAMMER. 106 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,976 AW, HELL. WHERE'S LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING? 107 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,120 UNH-UNH, UNH-UNH. WAIT A MINUTE NOW, MOTHERFUCKA WAIT A MINUTE NOW, MOTHERFUCKA 108 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,977 HEY! HEY! 109 00:04:18,001 --> 00:04:19,976 Chief: CHIEF MAGILAHORN, BIG SIS. 110 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,976 HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE? PEACHY, BIG BRO. 111 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,976 BLACK DYNAMITE'S ON STAY-CATION, 112 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,976 THE COMMUNITY IS IN AN UPROAR, 113 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 114 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,976 LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING! 115 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,976 I WAS PLANNING ON BEATIN' YOUR ASS FOR NO REASON, 116 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 BUT NOW YOU GAVE ME ONE! 117 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,976 YOU CAN'T BEAT MY ASS! I'M JUST AN ORPHAN WITH NO PARENTAL GUIDANCE 118 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,976 AND NOT MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO! 119 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,976 WHO'S GONNA STOP ME? 120 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,976 BLACK DYNAMITE'S ON STAY-CATION! 121 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,976 [ SCREAMING ] 122 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,976 LOOK, THE POLICE ARE OVER THERE 123 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,976 BEATING UP LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING FOR NO REASON! 124 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,976 THAT MAKES CHOCOLATE GIDDY-U-U-U-UP VERY MAD! 125 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,976 THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE BURNING DOWN MY OWN COMMUNITY, 126 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,976 STARTING WITH THE KOREAN STORE! 127 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,976 [ GLASS SHATTERS, ALARM BLARES ] 128 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,976 [ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] 129 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,977 NOT A DRILL, FOLKS! 130 00:05:09,001 --> 00:05:10,976 BLACK COMMUNITY HAS SUDDENLY PLUNGED 131 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,976 INTO BLACK LAWLESSNESS AND A DARKER SHADE OF CHAOS! 132 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,976 O-OH, MY GOSH! IS THAT AN ORPHAN?! 133 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,976 OH, NO! THE POLICE ARE BEATIN' THE SHIT 134 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,976 OUT OF POOR LITTLE BADASS LIL ORPHAN RODNEY KING! 135 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,976 OOH! YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING, BLACK DYNAMITE! 136 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:23,977 [ REMOTE CLICKS, BLACK DYNAMITE SLURPS ] 137 00:05:24,001 --> 00:05:25,976 BLACK DYNAMITE! YOUR MAMA! 138 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,976 I KNOW YOU ON STAY-CATION... 139 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,976 FUCK THIS SHIT! 140 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,281 THE BLACK COMMUNITY CAN BURN ITSELF DOWN, FOR ALL I CARE! 141 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,976 I'M LEAVIN'! [ DOG WHIMPERS I [ GUNSHOT, SIREN WAILS ] 142 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,976 AND AT LAST, IT LOOKS LIKE BLACK DYNAMITE 143 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,976 HAS EMERGED FROM HIS RETIREMENT TO RESTORE ORDER AND... OHH! 144 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,976 [ ENGINE STRUGGLES ] 145 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:45,977 SHIT THAT'S RIGHT. 146 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:47,976 I THREW THE FUCKIN' ENGINE! 147 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,976 I'M-A WHUP EVERY COP'S ASS THAT I SEE IN SIGHT! 148 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,976 AS SOON AS I GET SOME HELP FROM BLACK DYNAMITE! 149 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,976 BULLHORN, FOR THE LAST TIME I SAID, I'M ON STAY-CA... 150 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,976 UNH! 151 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 [ PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 152 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,976 STAY-CATION, DAMN IT! [ GASPS ] 153 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 WHERE THE HELL AM I? 154 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,976 HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? I JUST GOT HERE WITH YOU. 155 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,976 WAIT A MINUTE? HOW'D YOU SAY THAT, LITTLE DOG? YOU A DOG. 156 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,976 THE NAME IS BROTO, AND, MAN, THIS IS YOUR HALLUCINATION. 157 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,520 SO AGAIN, HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?! 158 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:32,977 HUH. WELL, SOMETHING TELLS ME 159 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,976 WE'RE NOT IN SOUTH CENTRAL NO MORE, THAT'S FOR SURE. 160 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,976 OH, NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. 161 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,976 I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE BITCHES AT, 162 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,977 'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF DRY-HUMPIN' LEGS, 163 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:43,000 AND THESE BELL-BOTTOMS BE MAKIN' MY BALLS ITCH. 164 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,976 BULLHORN? 165 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:50,977 CREAM CORN? 166 00:06:51,001 --> 00:06:52,976 HONEY BEE? 167 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,976 HEY! HEY! HEEEEEEY! 168 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,976 BLACK DYNAMITE! JAMES BROWN? 169 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,920 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HALLUCINATION? 170 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,976 AND WHY DO YOU HAVE WINGS? I'M YOUR FAIRY GODFATHER OF ♪ SOUL 171 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:01,977 BLACK DYNAMITE. 172 00:07:02,001 --> 00:07:03,976 AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, 173 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,977 JUST BECAUSE I'M A FAIRY DON'T MAKE ME NO FAIRY. YOU DIG? 174 00:07:05,001 --> 00:07:06,976 OKAY, FAIRY GOOD FOOT, NOW WHERE THE FUCK AM I? 175 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,976 ♪ WELCOME 176 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,976 TO THE BLACK VERSION OF "THE WIZ"! 177 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:11,977 WAIT. BUT "THE WIZ" IS ALREADY BLACK. 178 00:07:12,001 --> 00:07:13,976 YEAH, BUT NOT THIS BLACK. 179 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,976 THIS PLACE MAKES "THE WIZ" LOOK LIKE "THE WIZARD OF OZ." 180 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,440 AND YOU JUST KILLED THE WICKED BITCH 181 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,976 OF THE SOUTH CENTRAL! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A DRAMATIC STING! 182 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,976 OWW! HIT ME! [ FUNKY INTRO PLAYS ] 183 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,977 WE ONLY BEEN HERE TWO MINUTES, 184 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:24,976 AND ALREADY SOMEBODY'S TRYIN' TO SET ME UP. 185 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:25,977 SET YOU UP?! 186 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,976 MAN, YOU JUST SAVED THE LITTLE RODNEYMUNCHKINGS! 187 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,976 HEY, LIL RODNEYMUNCHKINGS, TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL 188 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:31,977 'BOUT THAT HONKY BITCH DEAD UNDER. 189 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:33,976 PUT 'EM IN THE HOT TUB. HEY! 190 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,977 DEYOOO! [ FUNKY INTRO PLAYS ] 191 00:07:35,001 --> 00:07:36,976 ♪ GET ON DOWN 192 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,840 ♪ THE BITCH IS DEAD, WHICH OLD BITCH? ♪ ♪ THE HONKY BITCH, GET ON DOWN ♪ 193 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:40,977 ♪ THE HONKY BITCH IS DEAD 194 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:43,976 ♪ NO MORE BRUTALITY FROM PIGS WE SEE, LAPD ♪ 195 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,976 ♪ FUCK THE POLICE, THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD ♪ 196 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,977 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GET IT! 197 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,976 NOW COULD YOU PLEASE STOP ALL THE GODDAMN SINGING 198 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,977 AND HELP ME FIND A PLACE TO STAY-CATE?! 199 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:54,000 YES, BUT FIRST I MUST GIVE YOU ♪ THESE 200 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:55,977 [ FUNKY INTRO PLAYS ] 201 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:57,976 WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE FOR? 202 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,976 THESE ARE MAGICAL ASS-KICKIN' SHOES, BLACK DYNAMITE, 203 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,976 AND THEY NOW BELONG ♪ TO YOU 204 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,976 NO, THANK YOU. BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T DOING NO ASS-KICKIN' TODAY. 205 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,976 AND EVEN IF I WAS, MY FLIP-FLOPS WILL DO JUST FINE. 206 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,976 WELL, CAN YOUR FLIP-FLOPS DO THIS? 207 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 GET OUT! AAAAAAH! 208 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,976 BUT YOU MUST NEVER LET THEM FALL IN THE HANDS OF HER BROTHER, 209 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,976 THE WICKED ♪ BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE ♪ 210 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,977 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HER BROTHER'S A BITCH? 211 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,976 OH, SHIT. 212 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,977 OH, YES, THE KING OF ALL BITCHES. 213 00:08:24,001 --> 00:08:25,976 HE WOULD USE THEM TO KICK OUR ASSES FOREVER! 214 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,976 AND TAKE OVER THE WHOLE BLACK VERSION 215 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,977 OF "THE WIZ" WORLD, BLACK DYNAMITE! 216 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:30,976 WELL, THAT'S NOT BLACK DYNAMITE'S BUSINESS, 217 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,976 AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THAT BITCH IN THE FIRST PLACE. 218 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,976 WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE CHOSE TO KILL THE BITCH, 219 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,976 BUT THE BITCH CHOSE ♪ YOU UNH! 220 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 WELL, I DON'T NEED IT. 221 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,976 [ SIREN WAILS ] 222 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,976 All: OH, NO! IT'S THE WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE! 223 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,976 THAT'S RIGHT. 224 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:47,977 NOW WHICH ONE OF YOUS KILLED MY SISTER? 225 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:49,976 WAS IT YOU, BLACK DYNAMITE? 226 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,976 I AIN'T SAYIN' SHIT WITH OR WITHOUT A LAWYER. 227 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,976 BLACK DYNAMITE DON'T SAY SHIT TO THE PIGS. 228 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,976 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME 229 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,976 MY SISTER'S MAGICAL ASS-KICKIN' SHOES. 230 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 THEY BELONG TO ME NOW. 231 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,977 YOU SEE THERE? I WAS GONNA GIVE 'EM TO YOU 232 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:02,976 TILL YOU TOLD BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT TO DO. 233 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,976 NOW YOU AIN'T GETTIN' A GODDAMN THING. 234 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,800 SO IF I WAS YOU, I'D SCRAM BEFORE I COME OFF MY ASS-KICKIN' SABBATICAL. 235 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,760 JUST YOU WAIT. I WILL GET YOUR ASS, BLACKY D, 236 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,976 AND YOUR HORNY LITTLE MUTT, TOO! 237 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,976 HA HA HA HA! WHAT THE... 238 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,976 SORRY, MAN. I AIN'T GAY OR NOTHIN', 239 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,976 BUT YOU THE ONLY BITCH AROUND HERE NOT WEARING BELL-BOTTOMS, 240 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 SO I JUST NEED YOUR LEG FOR ABOUT ANOTHER MINUTE. 241 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,976 DAMN, MAN! I WAS ALMOST THERE. 242 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,976 PLEASE STAY HERE AND PROTECT US 243 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,976 FROM THE WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE, BLACK DYNAMITE. 244 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,976 SORRY, LITTLE RODNEYMUNCHKINGS, 245 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,976 BUT BLACK DYNAMITE IS ON STAY-CATION. 246 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,976 NOW ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW AND WHERE 247 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,977 I CAN FIND A PLACE TO STAY 248 00:09:38,001 --> 00:09:39,976 AND VACATION AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. 249 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,976 OH, THERE'S ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE YOU THAT, 250 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,976 AND THAT'S THE GREAT AND POWERFUL 251 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,976 SUPER BADASS MOTHERFUCKA OWW! GOOD GOD! 252 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,976 OKAY. WHO THE HELL IS THIS GREAT AND POWERFUL 253 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,976 SUPER BADASS MOTHERFUCKA 254 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:51,977 WHO ELSE BUT NUMBER 32 255 00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:53,976 AND INVENTOR OF THE LOOK-AWAY PASS HIMSELF, 256 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,977 MR. MAGIC JOHNSON. 257 00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:57,000 WAIT. EARVIN "MAGIC" JOHNSON, FROM THE LAKERS? 258 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,760 OF COURSE! IN THE BLACK VERSION OF "THE WIZ," 259 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,977 HE OWN ALL THIS SHIT! 260 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,976 AND HE'S ♪ SUPER-BAD HEYYYYYY! 261 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,976 ♪ HE GOT HOTELS ♪ AND MOVIE THEATERS TOO 262 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,976 ♪ HE GOT THE LAKERS, A BLACK STARBUCKS, AND A SHOE ♪ 263 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,976 ♪ HUNH! UNH ♪ MAGIC GOT IT ALL 264 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 ♪ AND HE'S MAGIC, MAN 265 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,976 UNH! UNH! UNH! 266 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,976 ♪ HE GOT DOUGH ♪ AND HE'S MAGIC, MAN UNH! 267 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,976 ♪ NOW HE GOT THE MONEY TO DO WHAT HE WANT TO DO ♪ 268 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,976 ♪ HE JUST MIGHT BUY THE DODGERS, SOUL TRAIN ♪ 269 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,976 ♪ AND AN AIRPLANE, TOO HA! UNH! 270 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 ♪ HE GOT DOUGH ♪ AND HE'S MAGIC, MAN 271 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,976 UNH! WATCH ME! 272 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:44,976 ♪ MAGIC ♪ MAGIC ♪ MAGIC H-E-E-E-E-EY! 273 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,976 UNH! OWW! 274 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,080 SO YOU SEE, BLACK DYNAMITE, 275 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,976 HE GOT A CHAIN OF HOTELS THAT'LL BE PERFECT FOR YOU TO STAY-CATE. 276 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,976 WELL, WHERE IS MAGIC JOHNSON, AND HOW DO I GET TO WHERE HE IS? 277 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,976 HE OWNS A MAGICAL CITY, NOT MAGIC CITY. 278 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,976 THAT'S THE BIG BOOTY GIRL. THAT'S DOWN THE ROAD, THERE. 279 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,976 THAT'S LATER DOWN THE ROAD, THERE. 280 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,976 BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT A MAGICAL CITY, CALLED ♪ OZ-WATTS 281 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,976 UNH! 282 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,976 OZ-WATTS? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS THAT? 283 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,761 IT'S A COMBINATION OF "OZ" AND "WATTS." YOU KNOW, LIKE "WHOREPHANAGE." 284 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,976 FAIR ENOUGH. NOW HOW DO I GET TO THIS OZ-WATTS? 285 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,976 BY TAKING THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED, 286 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,976 A.K.A. MALCOLM X BOULEVARD. 287 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,976 BUT I MUST WARN YOU... IT'S VERY DANGEROUS. ♪ BUT I HAD A DREAM 288 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 THAT YOU EASE ON DOWN MARTIN LUTHER KING. 289 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,320 OWW! ♪ COME ON AND MOVE ON DOWN... 290 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,976 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH GODDAMN SINGING! 291 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,976 NOW WILL YOU RODNEYMUNCHKINGS PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP 292 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,976 AND LET A GROWN MAN FIGURE OUT WHICH ROAD TO EASE ON DOWN?! 293 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,976 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 294 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,976 [ CAR ALARM BLARES, GUNSHOTS ] 295 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,976 EVERY YELLOW BRICK THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD. 296 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 I'M ROLLIN' WITH MALCOLM X. 297 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,976 [ ENGINE STRUGGLING ] SHIT WE AIN'T GOT NO ENGINE. 298 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,976 SO YOU IMAGINED FAIRY GODFATHERS OF SOUL 299 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,977 AND RODNEY MONCHICHIS AND SHIT, 300 00:11:46,001 --> 00:11:48,976 AND YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE AN ENGINE IN THIS BITCH? 301 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,400 WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHIT IS THIS? 302 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 [ GRUNTS ] SUEY! 303 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 304 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,976 I'M GONNA KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE CITY OF OZ-WATTS 305 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 AND THE WHOLE BLACK VERSION OF "THE WIZ'S" ASS! 306 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 307 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 308 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,160 HEY, YOU THINK MAGIC JOHNSON COULD GET ME SOME PUSSY?! 309 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,977 YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN 310 00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:25,976 SINCE I HAD SOME LIPSTICK ON MY LIP STICK? 311 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,240 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD YOUR DICK AND YOUR LIPSTICKS, BROTO. 312 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,160 LOOK AT YOU HANGING UP THERE. 313 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,977 YOU CAN'T EVEN GET YOURSELF DOWN. 314 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,976 AW, SHIT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT! 315 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,400 [ SOBBING ] BACK UP, YOU HOE-CROWS! 316 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,976 I'M WARNING YOU! YOU GONNA GET PIMP-SLAPPED! 317 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,976 HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA BE A SCAREHOE 318 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,976 WHEN YOU SCARED OF HOE CROWS? 319 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,976 [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,976 YEAH! 321 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,976 AIN'T NOBODY SCARED OF THAT LIMP-DICK-ASS PIMP-HAND! 322 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,976 IT AIN'T LIMP! I JUST GOT A LOT ON MY MIND. 323 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,600 YOU KNOW PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY! [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,976 FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU AIN'T NO PIMP! 325 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:57,977 NOW SING IT! 326 00:12:58,001 --> 00:12:59,976 AW, MAN! 327 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,976 YOU HOE-CROWS ARE GONNA MAKE ME SING IT AGAIN? 328 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,976 [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ] 329 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,976 ♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP ♪ YOU CAN'T PULL HOES 330 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,976 ♪ AND YOU'RE LAME WITHOUT ANY GAME ♪ 331 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,976 ♪ YOU KEEP SAYIN' 332 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,977 ♪ BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY 333 00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:19,976 ♪ BUT WE KNOW YOU ALWAYS BROKE SO EXPLAIN ♪ 334 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,976 ♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP ♪ YOU KNOW IT AIN'T EASY 335 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,976 ♪ BUT YOUR PIMPIN' IS JUST A SHAME ♪ 336 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,976 ♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP, CHILD 337 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,976 ♪ YOU'RE ONLY SIMPIN' WITH THAT LIMP PIMP HAND ♪ 338 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 ♪ THAT YOU CLAIM 339 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,976 ♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP ♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP, NO WAY 340 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,976 ♪ IF YOUR GAME STILL STAYS THIS LAME ♪ 341 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,976 ♪ YOU AIN'T PIMPIN' 342 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,976 ♪ BUT IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU 343 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 ♪ YOU MAKE A NICE REST HAVEN FOR HOES ♪ 344 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,976 ♪ BETTER COOL IT 345 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,976 ♪ 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GONNA GET IN POCKET ♪ 346 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,976 ♪ WELL, YOU WOULD IF I HAD ANY GAME ♪ 347 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,976 ♪ YOU CAN'T PIMP, CHILD ♪ HA! 348 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,977 ♪ YOU CAN'T PULL HOES 349 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:07,976 ♪ AND YOU'RE A LAME WITHOUT ANY GAME ♪ 350 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:13,976 ♪ YOU'RE A LAME WITHOUT ANY GA-A-AME ♪ 351 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,976 ♪ YOU'RE A LAME WITHO-O-O-OUT WHOO! 352 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:26,976 ♪ ANY G-A-A-A-A-AME [ HOE-CROW LAUGHS ] 353 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,977 DO Y'ALL SEE THIS SHIT HERE? 354 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,976 TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS, 355 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,976 TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS, TELL ME THIS... 356 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,977 Black Dynamite: NOW LOOK HERE. 357 00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,976 THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD, NOT TOLD. CAN YOU DIG IT? 358 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,976 SEE, YOU GOT TO GET IN A BITCH'S HEAD. AND DON'T CHASE THEM, JUST REPLACE THEM. 359 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,976 YOU GOT TO KEEP THESE HOES ON THEIR TOES 360 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,977 AND LET THEM KNOW WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS. 361 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,976 SEE, YOU AIN'T GOT TO HIT A HOE TO MAKE THEM CROW. 362 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,977 YOU CAN JUST LOOK THEM IN THEIR EYES 363 00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,976 AND MAKE THEM FEEL IT BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS. 364 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,977 A FLOCK OF FUCKS COME A DIME A DOZEN, 365 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,282 AND A DOZEN DIMES STILL WON'T MAKE ME FUCK A WHOLE FLOCK. 366 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,977 IT'S ABOUT CONTROL. 367 00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,976 NOW I SUGGEST YOU CROWS SHUT THE FUCK UP 368 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,976 BEFORE YOU GOT TO GO CHANGE YOUR PANTIES. 369 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,977 [ HOE-CROWS SQUAWKING ] 370 00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,976 WOW! NOW THAT'S REAL PIMPIN'! 371 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,977 WHO ARE YOU?! 372 00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,976 NAH, THAT AIN'T PIMPIN'. YOU JUST GOT TO HAVE GAME. 373 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,976 THE NAME'S DYNAMITE... BLACK DYNAMITE. I'M SCAREHOE. 374 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,920 DAMN, BLACK DYNAMITE! YOU RAN ALL THE PUSSY AWAY! 375 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,976 I'M TRYIN' TO GET MY DICK WET. 376 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,977 AND THAT HORNY-ASS DOG OVER THERE IS BROTO. 377 00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,976 WELL, THAT WAS STILL PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 378 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,976 IF I HAD GAME LIKE THAT, 379 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,976 I'D BE SPITTING ALL THESE HOE-CROWS LEFT AND RIGHT. 380 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,977 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, MAMA. 381 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,976 GIVE ME THEM TOES SO I CAN SMELL 'EM IN THE WIND 382 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,977 AND MAKE ALL YOUR FLOCKS FUCK OFF, 383 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,976 OR WHATEVER YOU WAS SAYIN'. 384 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,976 HMM. LOOK, I'M ON MY WAY TO SEE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC JOHNSON 385 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,976 SO HE CAN GIVE ME A ROOM AT ONE OF HIS HOTELS 386 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,976 FOR SOME RELAXATION. WHY DON'T YOU ROLL? MAYBE HE CAN GIVE YOU SOME GAME. 387 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,976 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I WOULD LOVE TO! 388 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,976 OKAY. BUT I'M TELLING YOU NOW, I SEEN THIS SHIT HAPPEN IN "THE WIZ," 389 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,976 AND I AIN'T STOPPING FOR NOBODY ELSE. 390 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,977 COOL! I GOT SHOTGUN! 391 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,976 UH, HEY, UH, WOULD Y'ALL MIND GETTING ME DOWN? 392 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,976 [ GROANS ] OOH. HERE YOU GO, DADDY. 393 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 A HOE-CROW'S GOT YOUR MONEY. 394 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 395 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,976 [ TIRES POP, SCREECH ] 396 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,976 HEY! GET YOUR LITTLE ASSES BACK HERE! 397 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,976 [ CHILDREN SCREAMING, LAUGHING ] 398 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,976 HEY, LADY, LOOK... ONE OF YOUR DAMN KIDS SHOT OUT MY TIRE... 399 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,976 [ Crying] A NIPPLE... 400 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,977 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 401 00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:05,976 [ BLOWS NOSE ] MY NAME IS TINBEE. 402 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,976 I'M A BOTTOM BITCH THAT LIVES IN A WHORE'S PLATFORM SHOE 403 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,976 WITH SO MANY BADASS KIDS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 404 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,976 LOOK, I'll TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH THEM KIDS. WHUP THEY ASS! 405 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,976 THAT'S JUST IT... I CAN'T. 406 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,977 I JUST DON'T HAVE THE BALLS 407 00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,976 TO HURT THESE LITTLE BADASS KIDS. 408 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,976 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU WROTE A DAMN SONG ABOUT IT. 409 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,976 ♪ TH-I-I-I-I-IS ♪ BITCH HAS HIT THE BOTTOM 410 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,976 ♪ THESE ORPHANS, I'D HAVE SHOT 'EM ♪ 411 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,976 ♪ BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW 412 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,976 ♪ NOW IF MY VOICE HAD MORE BASS ♪ 413 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,976 ♪ I COULD PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE ♪ 414 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,976 ♪ IF I ONLY HAD SOME BALLS 415 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,976 ♪ I'D WHUP THEIR ASSESS TILL SUNRISE ♪ 416 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,976 ♪ AND I WOULDN'T CARE WHO CRIES ♪ 417 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,976 ♪ I'D BE WORKIN' THAT JAW 418 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,560 ♪ I'D BE LIKE BRUCE LEE IN THE MOVIES ♪ 419 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,976 WITH A WA-YAA! AND A SUEY! 420 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 ♪ IF I ONLY HAD SOME BALLS 421 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,976 ♪ PICTURE MY DRAWERS WITH BIG BALLS ♪ 422 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,976 ♪ THEN I WOULD SHOW THEM ALL 423 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,976 SHOW US WHAT? A POP ON THE BUTT? 424 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,976 NO, A PUNCH IN THE GUT! 425 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000 ♪ AND YOU JUST MIGHT GET CUT HA HA! 426 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,976 ♪ I WOULD BEAT THEM WITH A BROOM STICK ♪ 427 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,976 ♪ EXTENSION CORDS AND ICE PICKS ♪ 428 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,976 ♪ BAM THEIR HEADS AGAINST THE WALL ♪ 429 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,976 ♪ THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN NECKS ♪ 430 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,976 ♪ BUT I'D GET MY RESPECT 431 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:30,976 ♪ IF I HAD SOME BA-A-A-LLS 432 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,976 [ Crying ] A TITTY! 433 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,880 A TITTY... ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP 434 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,977 WHEN METAL MAMAS IS CRYIN'! 435 00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,976 MM-HMM. SEE? I KNEW IT! 436 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,976 A MOTHERFUCKA WITH SOME BALLS 437 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,976 CAN GET Y'ALL TO SHUT UP REAL QUICK! THANK YOU, UM... 438 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,976 SCAREHOE! AND HE'S BLACK DYNAMITE. 439 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,976 AND THAT LITTLE DOG OVER THERE WITH THE AFRO, THAT'S FRODO. 440 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,976 IT'S BROTO! B-R-OTO, OKAY? 441 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,760 HEY, I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE 442 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,977 OF MAKIN' YOUR KIDS SHUT THE FUCK UP. 443 00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:55,976 WE STILL GOT A FLAT. 444 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,977 OH, I CAN FIX THAT. 445 00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,976 BE-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO, BOOMBEE. 446 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,976 MAN, IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A MAN AROUND HERE. 447 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,976 I MEAN, SURE, THEY QUIET NOW, 448 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,976 BUT WHEN YOU AND YOUR BALLS LEAVE, OH, THEY GONNA BE TALKIN' AGAIN. 449 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,976 YEAH, WELL, THAT AIN'T MY PROBLEM... 450 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,520 HEY, WE'RE GOING TO SEE MAGIC JOHNSON. 451 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,976 HE'S A BADASS MOTHERFUCKA WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME SOME GAME. 452 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,977 MAYBE HE GOT AN EXTRA SET OF BALLS HANGING AROUND SOMEWHERE. 453 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,976 REALLY? YOU THINK MAGIC CAN GIVE ME SOME BALLS?! 454 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,976 [ GASPS ] THIS IS SO EXCITING! 455 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,976 ♪ I'M GONNA GET SOME BALLS, I'M GONNA GET SOME... ♪ 456 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,976 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GUESS YOU CAN COME. 457 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,976 I CAN'T GET NO PUSSY WITH ALL THESE KIDS IN THE CAR, NIGGA. THAT'S FIVE YEARS. 458 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,977 OH, DON'T WORRY. THEY AIN'T COMIN'. 459 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,976 THOSE MOTHERFUCKAS ARE ON HOUSE ARREST. 460 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,976 ALL RIGHT, I WOULD TELL YOU KIDS TO STAY PUT, 461 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,977 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT A CHOICE. 462 00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:30,976 THIS METAL BITCH WILL BE BACK WITH ENOUGH TESTOSTERONE 463 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,976 TO BEAT YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKAS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. 464 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,976 Together: ♪ GET ON DOWN, THE BITCH IS DEAD ♪ 465 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,976 ♪ WHICH OLD BITCH? THE HONKY BITCH ♪ 466 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,977 MAN, I HOPE WE GET THERE REAL SOON, 467 00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:39,976 'CAUSE THIS FLINTSTONES SHIT IS FUCKIN' UP MY FEET. 468 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,976 HEY, LOOK... CLUB JUNGLE DEEP! 469 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,976 THERE GOT TO BE SOME WOLF PUSSY OR SOMETHIN' UP IN THERE 470 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,976 FOR ME BLACK DYNAMITE. COME ON, MAN! I'M IN THE HEAT! 471 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,976 MY FEET COULD USE A BREAK. 472 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,976 ALL RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT A QUICKIE, BROTO. YOU KNOW WE GOT A GREAT 473 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,976 AND POWERFUL MAGIC MOTHERFUCKA TO SEE. 474 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 [ CHATTER ] 475 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000 OKAY, BROTO, WE'LL BE OVER HERE WHILE YOU, UH, WORK THE ROOM. 476 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,976 AND HOW YOU TWO LOVELY BITCHES DOIN' TONIGHT? 477 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,976 LOOK HERE... IF I DON'T GET SOME TRIM 478 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,976 IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, I'M-A EXPLODE. 479 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,976 NOW, I KNOW YOU CAN ASK A BITCH 480 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,976 FOR SOME ASS BETTER THAN THAT. 481 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,977 OKAY, OKAY. 482 00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,976 CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME OF YOUR WOLF VAGINA 483 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 BEFORE I SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST INSIDE MY DICK? 484 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,976 Man: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE KING OF THE JUNGLE DEEP! 485 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 PUT YOUR PAWS TOGETHER FOR LIONHORN! 486 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,976 COME ON, GIRL. FORGET THIS LITTLE PUPPY. 487 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,400 IT'S SHOWTIME. FUCK YOU THEN, BITCH! 488 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,976 Woman: YO! YO! SCREW THE PO-PO! 489 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 THAT'S RIGHT! 490 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,976 I LAY MY ANACONDA DOWN ALL THROUGH THE JUNGLE DEEP! 491 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,976 I FUCK SHE-ELEPHANTS AND WOLF PUSSY BY THE HEAP! 492 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,976 Broto: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER. 493 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,600 Y'ALL DON'T WANT THIS DICK. ALL RIGHT, BROTO, DON'T START NO SHIT. 494 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,976 I'M THE BADDEST, MEANEST MOTHERFUCKIN' LION AROUND! 495 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:50,977 I MAKE RHINOS TIPTOE 496 00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:53,976 AND GIRAFFES DRAG THEIR HEAD ON THE GROUND. 497 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,977 I AIN'T LYIN'! 498 00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,976 I FUCKED UP A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKAS 499 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,976 AND THEN FUCKED ALL THEY MOTHERS! 500 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,976 I FUCKED A WILDEBEEST AND AN APE JUST TO STAY IN SHAPE. 501 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,976 I AIN'T LYIN'! 502 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,976 THEY CALL ME KING DING-A-LING! 503 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,976 THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKA THEY EVER DID SEEN! 504 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,976 BIATCH! 505 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,977 I RUN THE JUNGLE DEEP! 506 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,976 WHEREVER I LAY MY DICK DOWN, I LAY IT STEEP! 507 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,976 100 FEET DEEP! 508 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 I AIN'T LYIN'! 509 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,976 I'M SO COLD, I ATE THE SUN AND SHIT OUT ICE CUBES! 510 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,976 I'M-A SUPERSTAR-A, BUT TOO RATED R-A FOR YOUR PICTURE TUBE! 511 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 I AIN'T LYIN'! 512 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,976 I DRANK THIS MORNING AND PISSED OUT AFTERNOON, 513 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,976 MADE LEAP YEAR JUMP OVER THE MOON. 514 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,976 TOLD CHRISTMAS DAY, "GET YOUR ASS IN MAY," 515 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,976 AND SMACKED THIS MORNING FOR BEING LATE YESTERDAY. 516 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,977 I STUCK MY FINGER IN THE GROUND 517 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:45,976 AND TURNED THE WHOLE WORLD AROUND! 518 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,977 MAN, STOP THE BULLSHIT. 519 00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:49,976 YOU CAN'T DO NONE OF THAT SHIT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT. 520 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,977 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] 521 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,976 THAT'S ENOUGH, BROTO. LET THE LION DO HIS SHOW. 522 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,976 SAY WHAT?! MAN, YOU BETTER GRAB YOUR MUTT! 523 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,976 YOU HEARD ME. 524 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,976 YOU GOT ALL THIS WOLF PUSSY GOIN' CRAZY OVER YOU. 525 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,976 I WANT TO SEE YOU DO JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 526 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,480 PUT YOUR FINGER IN THE GROUND AND TURN THE WHOLE WORLD AROUND. 527 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 DO IT. 528 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,976 [ GRUNTING, AUDIENCE GASPS ] 529 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,976 [ BROTO LAUGHS ] SEE? HE CAN'T DO SHIT! 530 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,976 YOU JUST A LYIN' LION! 531 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,977 [ CROWD JEERS ] 532 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,976 YO' MAMA AND YO' UNCLE! 533 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,880 I'll TAKE ON THIS WHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN' PUSSYFOOT. 534 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,977 OF A JUNGLE! 535 00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:24,976 DAMN IT, BROTO! NOW I GOT TO STOP THIS SHIT. 536 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,976 SUEY! 537 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,976 LOOK HERE, LIONHORN, 538 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,960 I'M SORRY ABOUT MY DOG BROTO FUCKIN' UP YOUR GIG. 539 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,976 I-I-I DIDN... I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID IN THERE, MAN. 540 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,976 I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO GET SOME WOLF PUSSY MAN. 541 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,976 THE GIRLS WERE JUST FEELIN' ALL THAT, MAN. 542 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,720 I'M... I'M... I'M SORRY. OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 543 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,976 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WOULDN'T LAST. 544 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,400 MY MOUTH WAS WRITING CHECKS, BUT THERE WAS NO CASH IN MY ASS. 545 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,761 YEAH, YOU DO TALK A LOT OF SHIT. BUT HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKAS DO YOU KNOW 546 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:47,977 THAT CAN RHYME EVERY DAMN LINE THEY SAY? 547 00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:49,976 THAT'S A REAL TALENT. MAYBE YOU JUST NEED A MUZZLE SOMETIMES. 548 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,976 LOOK, IF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC JOHNSON 549 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,976 CAN GIVE ME A SET OF BALLS, I'M SURE HE HAS A SET OF MUZZLES. 550 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,976 WAIT! YOU CATS ARE GOING TO SEE 551 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,976 THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC MOTHERFUCKIN' JOHNSON?! 552 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000 OH! YOU KNOW I WANTS IN! 553 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,976 OH SHIT! IT'S FLYING JUNKIES! 554 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,976 Tinbee: OH! WHAT?! 555 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,160 AAH! OH, THEY GONNA SMOKE US! 556 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,977 GET 'EM, BLACK DYNAMITE! 557 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:18,976 BASEHEAD?! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY FUCKED UP FANTASY? 558 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,000 FANTASY OR NOT, I WANT MY $2, BLACK DYNAMITE! 559 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 560 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 AAAAH! 561 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, IF YOU DON'T HELP ME REAL FAST, 562 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,976 THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' FLYIN' JUNKIES 563 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,976 ARE GONNA TRY TO SMOKE MY ASS! 564 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 565 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 566 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,976 OKAY! YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH? 567 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,976 WELL, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! 568 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,977 AHA! 569 00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,976 YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP A FLYIN' BASEHEAD 570 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,976 WITH A LITTLE STINKY HOT PISS IN THE FACE?! 571 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,976 I SLEEP WITH STINKY HOT PISS IN THE FACE. 572 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,976 NO! 573 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,976 OH. [ GRUNTS ] 574 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 TAKE THAT! NOOOOOO! 575 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,976 WHAT? I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 576 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:29,977 AHA! 577 00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,976 IF I CAN'T GET MY $2, 578 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,976 I GOT TO BE ABLE TO GET SOMETHIN' FOR THESE. 579 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,976 TO THE PAWN SHOP, FLYIN' JUNKIES! 580 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,976 THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER FLY AWAY, SUCKA! 581 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,976 YOU FREEBASING FLYIN' MONKEY MOTHERFUCKA! 582 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,976 Black Dynamite: NOW THAT THEY HAVE THE MAGICAL ASS-KICKING SHOES, 583 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,976 THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY'LL DO. 584 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,977 I'M SORRY, BLACK DYNAMITE. 585 00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:50,976 [ Crying ] A TITTY! A TITTY! 586 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,600 NO REASON TO GET ALL RUSTY, METAL BITCH. 587 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,976 WE JUST GOT TO GET TO THE LAND OF OZ-WATTS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 588 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,720 SO WE CAN WARN THEM? NO, SO I CAN GET A ROOM 589 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:58,977 AND ENJOY MY STAY-CATION BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. 590 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:03,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 591 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000 HA! FOLLOW THOSE FLYING JUNKIES! 592 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,976 [ DOOR BEEPS ] 593 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,976 MAN, THESE SHOES ARE SO HOT, THEY SMOKIN'. 594 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,976 ARE YOU IMPLYIN' THAT THE FLYING JUNKIES IS THIEFS?! 595 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,976 I TELL YOU WHAT. I'll GIVE YOU 63 CENTS FOR THEM. 596 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,976 COME ON, BO DIDDLEY. I JUST NEED $2. 597 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:26,977 I'll SUCK YO' DICK! 598 00:24:27,001 --> 00:24:28,976 HELL NAW! I JUST GOT MY DICK SUCKED. 599 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,976 NOW WHAT THE FUCK CAN ALL Y'ALL DO WITH $2 ANYWAY? 600 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,976 WHAT COULD A FLYIN' JUNKIE DO WITH $2? 601 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,976 ♪ I SAID WE SNIFF, SNORT COKE 602 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,976 ♪ WE SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS, SASQUATCH AND WOOKIEES ♪ 603 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,976 ♪ SUCK A THANG FOR SOME COOKIES, NO, WE AIN'T NO ROOKIES ♪ 604 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,976 ♪ JUST JUNKIES THAT NEED SOME BASE ♪ 605 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,880 SAY WHAT? ♪ NOW, WHAT WE SMOKE IS NOT THE BEST ♪ 606 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,976 ♪ BUT FUCK IT, YOU KNOW WE FIENDS ♪ 607 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,977 ♪ AND ME, THE DOPE 608 00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:51,976 ♪ AND THIS SYRINGE ALREADY TRIED TO GO CLEAN ♪ 609 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,976 ♪ SEE, I AM BASEHEAD 610 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,976 ♪ AND I LIKE TO GET HIGH 611 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,976 ♪ WITH THE SMACK AND THE WHITE, THE GREEN AND THE HAZE ♪ 612 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,976 ♪ AND THE PURPLE THAT MAKES ME FLY ♪ 613 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,976 ♪ BUT FIRST, I GOT TO FIND A VEIN ♪ 614 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,977 ♪ I TAP IT AND I TAP IT 615 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,976 ♪ I REACH IN MY JACKET AND PULL OUT THE SMACK ♪ 616 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,976 ♪ AND JUST RISE TO THE SKY FOR THAT TRIP, MAN ♪ 617 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 ♪ I'll SUCK YO' DICK ♪ NOW I'M FUCKED UP 618 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,976 ♪ YOU CAN TELL BY MY EYES ♪ AND I BROUGHT TWO FRIENDS ALONG ♪ 619 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,976 ♪ AND NEXT ON THE PIPE IS MY MAN BASE ♪ 620 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,976 ♪ COME ON, BASE, SMOKE THAT BONG ♪ 621 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,976 ♪ CHECK IT OUT, WE THE F-L-N ♪ THE J-U-N-K 622 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,976 ♪ THE REST IS E-I-S ♪ SAY WHAT? 623 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,976 ♪ YOU SEE, WE DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL ♪ 624 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,976 ♪ 'CAUSE THE SCHOOL HAD A RULE, EVERYBODY TAKE A DRUG TEST ♪ 625 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,976 ♪ YOU SEE, MY TEETH IS GONE, AND I LOST A TON ♪ 626 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,976 ♪ BUT I CAN STEAL A TV ♪ SAY WHAT? 627 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,225 ♪ YOU SEE, I STOLE A LOT OF CLOTHES FROM MUHAMMAD ALI ♪ 628 00:25:33,249 --> 00:25:33,976 ♪ AND I'll SELL 'EM FOR A Q.P. ♪ 629 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,976 ♪ I GOT RADIOS 630 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,976 ♪ A BOX OF ROSCOE'S CHICKEN TITTIES AND APPLE JACKS ♪ 631 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,976 ♪ I COULD STEAL A LINCOLN CONTINENTAL ♪ 632 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,976 ♪ AND HIDE IT IN MY CRACK ♪ SAY WHAT? 633 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,760 ♪ SO AFTER THAT, I TAKE A HIT OF THE SMACK ♪ 634 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,977 ♪ THEN I RUN THROUGH THE MALL 635 00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:48,976 ♪ I SNATCH A COLOR TV, THEN I CAN FLEE ♪ 636 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,976 ♪ AND SELL IT FOR SOME SPEEDBALL ♪ 637 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 ♪ HEAR ME TALK ABOUT COCAINE, WHITE HORSE ♪ 638 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,571 ♪ MORE HEROIN THAN A SMOKER COULD EVER SMOKE ♪ 639 00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:55,976 ♪ SAY WHAT? 640 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,976 ♪ BUT I COULD'VE BEEN A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER ♪ 641 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,976 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M SMARTER, BUT IT'S HARDER TO THINK WHEN BROKE ♪ 642 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 ♪ EVERYBODY GOES BASEHEAD, BASEHEAD ♪ 643 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,600 ♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO SELL TODAY? ♪ SAY WHAT? 644 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:05,977 ♪ I GOT TO TWO STEREOS 645 00:26:06,001 --> 00:26:07,976 ♪ NOW GIVE ME $20 SO I CAN GO GET BLAZED ♪ 646 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,976 ♪ EVERYBODY GOES BASEHEAD, BASEHEAD ♪ 647 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,976 ♪ I ONLY GOT $10 648 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,976 ♪ SO SINCE MY NIPPLES ARE ITCHIN' ♪ 649 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,976 ♪ I WILL TAKE THAT $10 ♪ PCP! 650 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,976 ♪ HERE'S THE MELLOW 651 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,976 ♪ IT'S ON YOU, SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO? ♪ 652 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,976 ♪ THEN I WAS GONE, AND A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪ 653 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,976 ♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪ 654 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,976 ♪ THEN I WAS GONE AND A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪ 655 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,976 ♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪ 656 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,976 ♪ SNIFF, SNORT, SMOKE 657 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,976 ♪ WE SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS ♪ 658 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,977 ♪ SASQUATCH AND WOOKIEES 659 00:26:35,001 --> 00:26:36,976 ♪ SUCK A THANG FOR SOME COOKIES, NO, WE AIN'T NO ROOKIES ♪ 660 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,976 ♪ JUST SOME JUNKIES THAT NEED SOME BA... ♪ 661 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,976 ♪ SAY WHAT? 662 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,976 NO, THESE ARE NOT FOR SALE! 663 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 THESE BELONG TO THE WICKED BITCH OF THE... 664 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,977 OH, HI, OFFICERS! 665 00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:49,976 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN WAS TRYIN' TO GIVE ME BASE MONEY 666 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,976 FOR YOUR MAGICAL ASS-KICKING SHOES? 667 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,976 THE NERVE! I'M PERSONALLY OFFENDED. 668 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,976 I GOT A PLACE I GOT TO BE RIGHT NOW, THOUGH. 669 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:57,977 UH, BYE! 670 00:26:58,001 --> 00:26:59,976 OW! OOH! OHH! 671 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Man: AND NOW TO OZ-WATTS! 672 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,976 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, BUT MY BACK IS TOUCHING MY GUT! 673 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,976 MAN, I'M HUNGRIER THAN FOUR FAT BITCHES TRAPPED IN A DOUGHNUT! 674 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,976 I SAY WE STOP AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 675 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,440 I TOLD YOU WE GOT TO GET TO OZ-WATTS 676 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,393 BEFORE THE WICKED BITCH GETS THERE. COME 677 00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:20,976 ON, BLACK DYNAMITE. WE GOT TO EAT SOMETHIN'. 678 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,977 YOU KNOW A SCAREHOE CAN'T LIVE ON JUST PIMPIN' ALONE. 679 00:27:22,001 --> 00:27:23,976 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 680 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET IT TO-GO. YOU DIG? 681 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,977 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 682 00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:34,976 THE DEPARTMENT OF FUCKED UP FOOD COMBINATIONS 683 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,976 HAS FOUND ROSCOE'S FOOD EMPORIUM TO BE... 684 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,976 FUCKED UP, 685 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,976 RESULTING IN AN IMMEDIATE CLOSING OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT. 686 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,977 YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 687 00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:44,976 MY FUCKED UP FOOD COMBINATIONS AIN'T FUCKED UP! 688 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,977 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, Y'ALL? 689 00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:47,976 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 690 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,976 WELL, YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY TO SERVE GOOD FOOD COMBINATIONS, 691 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,976 LIKE MEATBALLS AND SPAGHETTI OR HAMBURGERS AND FRIES. 692 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,976 BECAUSE AS LONG AS YOU ARE PUTTING DISGUSTING THINGS 693 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,976 TOGETHER LIKE CHICKEN AND WAFFLES... UGH! 694 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:01,977 NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED TO EAT HERE! 695 00:28:02,001 --> 00:28:04,976 NOW, YOU WAIT A MINUTE, MR. FUCKED UP FOOD INSPECTOR. 696 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,976 NOW, IF A MAN WANTS TO PUT A PIECE OF OX ASS 697 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,976 AND FIDDLE FADDLE IN HIS MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME, 698 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,977 THAT'S HIS BUSINESS. 699 00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:11,976 AND JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 700 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,976 TO MY FRIENDS, I'M BLACK DYNAMITE, 701 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,977 BUT TO YOU I'M JUST A HUNGRY CAT 702 00:28:15,001 --> 00:28:16,976 THAT'S TRAVELING WITH HIS FRIENDS 703 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:17,977 IN AN IMAGINARY LAND ON HIS WAY 704 00:28:18,001 --> 00:28:19,976 TO FIND A GREAT AND POWERFUL BADASS MOTHERFUCKER 705 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,976 BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. 706 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,976 NOW, UNLESS YOU GOT A WHOLE ARMY OF INSPECTORS READY TO RUMBLE, 707 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,520 I SUGGEST YOU GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY 708 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,977 WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS HUNGRY. 709 00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:28,976 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 710 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ] 711 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,976 ♪ ROSCOE'S FOOD EMPORIUM 712 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,976 ♪ JUST BECAUSE I LIKE CHICKEN TITTIES ♪ 713 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 ♪ AND OX ASS IN MY STEW 714 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,977 I LIKE ASS, TOO. 715 00:28:42,001 --> 00:28:43,976 ♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪ 716 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,977 ♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD 717 00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:46,976 ♪ 'CAUSE I LIKE MIXING FIDDLE FADDLE ♪ 718 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,976 ♪ CHITTERLINGS AND FONDUE 719 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,976 ♪ BUT ROSCOE WOULD NEVER BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪ 720 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,976 ♪ NOW, IF YOU WANT TO EAT WITH ROSCOE ♪ 721 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,976 ♪ YOU BETTER BONE UP ON THE RULES ♪ 722 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 ♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪ 723 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,977 ♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD 724 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:02,976 ♪ BETTER GET YOU SOME GRITS AND JELLO ♪ 725 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,976 ♪ A FROG LEG OR TWO 726 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,976 ♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪ 727 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,976 ♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD 728 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,976 ♪ ROSCOE WILL NEVER BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪ 729 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,976 ♪ NO FUCKED UP FOOD 730 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,977 ♪ 'CAUSE I'll MAKE YOU SOME SNAUSAGES ♪ 731 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:20,976 ♪ WITH EGGLOAF AND SOME PRUNES 732 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,976 ♪ BUT I WILL NEVER BRING YOU NO FUCKED UP FOOD ♪ 733 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,976 ♪ I WILL NEVER BRING YOU 734 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,976 ♪ I SAID, I WOULD NEVER BRING YOU ♪ 735 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,976 ♪ I WOULD NEVER BRING YOU, BRING YOU, BRING YOU ♪ 736 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:38,976 ♪ NO FUCKED UP F-O-O-OOD YEAH! [ LAUGHS ] 737 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,976 THANK YOU SO MUCH, BLACK DYNAMITE! 738 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,976 WELL, WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL 739 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,440 BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN MAGIC JOHNSON. THAT'S IT! IF MAGIC JOHNSON 740 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,976 WAS TO PUT HIS NAME ON MY ESTABLISHMENT, 741 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,976 THEY WOULDN'T KEEP TRYIN' TO SHUT ME DOWN! 742 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000 [ SIGHS ] COME ON, ROSCOE. 743 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,976 LOOK, Y'ALL! 744 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,976 THERE IT IS! 745 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 SWEET STAY-CATION, HERE I COME! 746 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 747 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 748 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,976 Man: I'M COMIN MOTHERFUCKA! 749 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:15,977 I'M C-C-COMIN'! 750 00:30:16,001 --> 00:30:17,976 WAIT. I KNOW THAT VOICE. IT CAN'T BE. 751 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,976 WHO THE FUCK IS KNOCKIN' AT MY DOOR? 752 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,720 THAT FROG KURTIS? THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKA! 753 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,976 THAT FROG KURTIS. 754 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,976 WHAT? Y'ALL THOUGHT Y'ALL WASN'T GONNA SEE ME?! 755 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,977 THAT FROG KURTIS?! 756 00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:29,976 RI-RI-RI-RIBBIT MOTHAFUCKA! 757 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 758 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,976 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, HELL NO! 759 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,040 I'M THE GREAT AND POWERFUL 760 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,976 MAGIC JOHNSON GATEKEEPER/SECURITY GUARD/ 761 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,976 TITTY JUGGLER/FOOT TO THE ASS/ 762 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,976 YOUR MAMA'S BABY DADDY/ HUNG LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA 763 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,977 W-W-W-WHAT?! 764 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:54,976 YOU DIDN'T THINK MAGIC JOHNSON USED PROTECTION? HUH?! 765 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 766 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,976 THAT'S A GOOD ONE, THAT, FROG KURTIS. 767 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,976 SECURITY?! MOTHER FUCK ME! 768 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,977 STOP PLAYIN' AND OPEN UP THIS DOOR 769 00:31:04,001 --> 00:31:06,976 BEFORE I PUT ANOTHER HAND UP YOUR ASS, YOU DAMN PUPPET! 770 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:07,977 [ LAUGHING ] 771 00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,976 HAAAAAAA! 772 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,977 YOU THINK THIS SHIT FUNNY?! HUH?! 773 00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:13,976 YOU THINK THAT... YOU THINK THAT FROG KURTIS IS A JOKE?! 774 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,976 YOU EVER BEEN SMACKED ACROSS YOUR FACE 775 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,160 BY A GIANT, 50-FOOT FROG DICK 776 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 HE-HE-HELL MOTHERFUCKA 777 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 HE-HE-HELL! 778 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,977 MARVEL AT IT, BITCH! 779 00:31:28,001 --> 00:31:29,976 AND I'M ALL SOFT MOTHERFUCKA! 780 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 DAMN! I AIN'T INTO FROGS, BUT, UH [CHUCKLES] 781 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,977 RIBBIT RIBBIT. 782 00:31:34,001 --> 00:31:36,001 WHAT? YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA MEET MAGIC JOHNSON 783 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,977 WITHOUT GETTIN' A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?! 784 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:39,976 YOU THOUGHT WRONG, MOTHERFUCKA! 785 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,977 YOU THOUGHT WRONG! 786 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:45,000 HA HA! AAAAAAH! 787 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,976 AAAAAH! 788 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 LET'S SPLIT! 789 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,977 RUN! 790 00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:56,976 AAH! OHH! 791 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,976 [ SCREAMING ] 792 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,976 Y'ALL NEED TO GET OFF MY DICK! 793 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,976 [ SCREAMING ] 794 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,976 SUEY! 795 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,976 [ GRUNTING ] 796 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,976 AAH! YOU MOTHERFUCKA! 797 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,976 YOU DONE TOOK THE HEM OUT MY DICK 798 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,976 SUEY! AAAAH! 799 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,976 YOU MOTHERFUCKA! 800 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,976 YOU BLACK, WIDE-NOSED, EGYPTIAN, 801 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,976 STATUE-LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKA! 802 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,976 SHINY, ARROGANT, AIR BREATHIN'... 803 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,977 [ GROANS, COUGHS ] 804 00:32:31,001 --> 00:32:33,976 THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS BRUCE LEROY! 805 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,976 [ EXPLOSION, SIREN WAILS ] 806 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,976 THANK YOU, BLACK DYNAMITE! 807 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,976 DAMN. THE WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE. 808 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,977 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 809 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,000 AND NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, 810 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,976 WE'RE GONNA PUT OZ-WATTS IN A CHOKEHOLD! 811 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 812 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,976 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 813 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,240 YOU THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP? 814 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,977 'CAUSE THEY ARE GETTIN' FUCKED UP. 815 00:32:59,001 --> 00:33:01,000 LOOK, WE CAME HERE TO GET SOME STAY-CATION, 816 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,977 GAME, A PAIR OF BALLS, A FRANCHISE, 817 00:33:03,001 --> 00:33:05,976 AND A MUZZLE, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 818 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 HEY, DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY PUSSY 819 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,976 UH, E-EXCUSE ME. 820 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,976 WHY IS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC 821 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,976 LETTIN' THESE PIGS FUCK YOU UP WITH A STICK? 822 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? UNH! 823 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,976 THAT'S A... A REAL GOOD QUESTION. 824 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,976 'CAUSE HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE IN HIS MAGICAL THRONE 825 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,976 NOT... UNH! DOING SHIT! 826 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,200 I HOPE Y'ALL DIDN'T... AAH! I HOPE Y'ALL DIDN'T... AAH! 827 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:33,977 I HOPE Y'ALL DIDN'T COME 828 00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:35,976 EXPECTING TO GET SOME SHIT FROM HIM. 829 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,976 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, Y'ALL JUST... Y'ALL JUST... FUCKED 830 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,976 Y'ALL JUST AS FUCKED AS WE ARE. 831 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,976 WELP, THERE GOES MY BALLS. 832 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,976 MAN, ALL MY HOPES WENT DOWN THE DRAIN REAL FAST. 833 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,976 I GUESS IT'S BACK TO BOUNCIN' CHECKS WITH MY ASS. 834 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,976 WHO THE HELL WANTS TO EAT TRUFFLES WITH OX ASS ANYWAY? 835 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 HERE, CUJO, JUST BITE OFF MY PIMP HAND RIGHT NOW. 836 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,976 I DON'T NEED IT NO MORE. 837 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,976 AAAH! YOU JUST DOGGY-STYLED MY HAND! 838 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,976 THERE'S NO NEED IN THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY USELESS PIMP HAND 839 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,976 WHEN YOU CAN JUST FUCK IT! 840 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,976 HEY, I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M JUST BACKED UP A LITTLE, ALL RIGHT? 841 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,976 AFTER ALL THE SHIT I BEEN THROUGH, 842 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,976 THIS MOTHERFUCKA IS GONNA GIVE ME A ROOM 843 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000 AT HIS FINEST HOTEL WITH ALL THE AMENITIES FOR FREE! 844 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000 ALL RIGHT, MAGIC EARVIN JOHNSON, WHERE THE HELL YOU AT? 845 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 WHO DARES TO QUESTION THE WHEREABOUTS 846 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,976 OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGIC JOHNSON? 847 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, THAT'S WHO! 848 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,976 NOW WHY YOU LETTING YOUR PEOPLE GET THEIR ASSES WHIPPED? YOU AIN'T CHARLES BARKLEY! 849 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000 SHIIIIIIIT!!! 850 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,976 I GAVE THEM MOVIE THEATERS, STARBUCKS, AND AIDS. 851 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,976 THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH! 852 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,977 WHAT? NEVER MIND. 853 00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:38,976 LOOK, ALL WE NEED ARE SOME BALLS, 854 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,080 A MUZZLE, A PUSSY OR TWO... 855 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,977 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA NEED YOU 856 00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:43,976 TO SHUT THE FUCK UP 857 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,976 WHEN GREAT AND POWERFUL BADASS MOTHERFUCKA HAS SPOKEN! 858 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,976 THAT'S MY CATCH PHRASE, SUCKAH! 859 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,976 MAGIC JOHNSON, COME OUT FROM BEHIND THAT MAGIC JOHNSON RIGHT NOW! 860 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 SUEY! 861 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,976 Black Dynamite: WHAT THE... 862 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,976 FUTURE FORMER L.A. CLIPPERS OWNER DONALD STERLING? 863 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,976 THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL 864 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,680 BADASS MOTHERFUCKA IN MY IMAGINATION! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT... IT'S ME! 865 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,977 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY 866 00:35:11,001 --> 00:35:12,976 THE BLACKS THINK WHITEY IS SO GREAT AND POWERFUL? 867 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,976 SOCIAL ENGINEERING! 868 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,976 WE MAKE SURE THAT YOU ONLY SEE YOURSELVES 869 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,976 AS "12 YEARS A SLAVE," DJANGO, 870 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,976 "THE HELP," MADEA, AND "POOTIE TANG," 871 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,976 WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. 872 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,977 YOU THINK WE'RE RACISTS?! 873 00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:25,976 WE'RE ECONOMISTS! 874 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,976 IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY, BLACK DYNAMITE! 875 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,976 AND AS LONG AS NEGROES MAKE THE LEAST MONEY 876 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,976 AND SPEND THE MOST MONEY, WE WILL ALWAYS BE ON TOP! 877 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,976 THOSE MELON MUNCHERS WILL NEVER ORGANIZE 878 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,976 TO CONTROL THEIR OWN ECONOMICS, LAND, AND MEDIA. 879 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,976 AND EVEN IF THEY DO, 880 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,976 WE WILL JUST MAKE MEXICANS THE NEW BLACKS. 881 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,976 [ LAUGHS ] 882 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,977 MAN FUCK THIS! 883 00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:49,976 I REFUSE TO BE TREATED LIKE A CIGARELLO-STEALIN', 884 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,977 CIGARETTE-SELLIN', SYRUP-SIPPIN' STEREOTYPE! 885 00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:52,976 WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING! 886 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,000 WE SHOULD ALL TURN OUR SHIRTS INSIDE OUT! YEAH! 887 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,976 OR YOU COULD FIGHT BACK? 888 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,976 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 889 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 890 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,977 HMM. IF MAGIC JOHNSON IS NOT 891 00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:13,976 THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MOTHERFUCKA IN MY DREAM, 892 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,976 AND IT COULD NEVER BE THIS OLD-ASS RACIST HONKY, 893 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,976 THEN I GUESS THERE'S NO GREAT 894 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,280 AND POWERFUL MOTHERFUCKA AT ALL. 895 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,976 FUCK YOU, OZ-WATTS! 896 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,976 FUCK YOU, WICKED BITCH! 897 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,976 AND FUCK YOU, MAGIC JOHNSON! 898 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:29,977 AAH... 899 00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:31,976 WAIT. QUICK... WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT MAGIC JOHNSON, 900 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,976 OTHER THAN HE DOESN'T REALLY OWN ALL THIS SHIT IN THE '70s? 901 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,920 OOH! I GOT IT! HE'S A POINT GUARD FOR THE LAKERS! 902 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 EXACTLY. AND WHAT IS A LAKER? 903 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,977 HMM. HELL, I DON'T KNOW. 904 00:36:41,001 --> 00:36:42,976 NEITHER DO I. 905 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,976 AND WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETHING, YOU... OOH! I KNOW! YOU GUESS! 906 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,976 YOU GUESSED RIGHT, HONEYBEE! 907 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,977 NOW WHAT IS THE BEST GUESS WE CAN COME UP WITH? 908 00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:50,976 OH! MAYBE IT'S FISH! MY FAVORITE DISH! 909 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,976 YEAH, SURE, THAT COULD BE IT. 910 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,976 AND WHAT IS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST FISH WE KNOW? 911 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,960 A CARCHARODON CARCHARIAS, WHICH IS ARGUABLY ONE OF 912 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,976 THE WORLD'S LARGEST MACROPREDATORY FISH, 913 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,400 AND IS ONE OF THE PRIMARY PREDATORS 914 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,977 OF MOTHERFUCKIN' MARINE ANIMALS, 915 00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:04,976 ALSO KNOWN AS THE GREAT WHITE! 916 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,976 AND WHEN A GREAT WHITE LOSES HIS GREATNESS, 917 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,976 HE JUST BECOMES A... A REGULAR HONKY! 918 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,800 NOW, EVERYBODY, WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR HONKY? 919 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,400 All: A CRACKER! NOW WHAT DO YOU GET. 920 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,976 WHEN YOU PUT FIRE TO A CRACKER? 921 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,977 THREE TO FIVE, MANDATORY! 922 00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,976 A... FIRECRACKER! 923 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:19,977 THAT'S RIGHT! 924 00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:21,976 AND THE ONLY THING GREATER AND MORE POWERFUL 925 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,680 THAN A WHITE FIRECRACKER IS A...? DYNAMITE! 926 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,976 AND WHO HAS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, 927 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,977 MOST MAGICAL JOHNSON IN THE WORLD?! 928 00:37:27,001 --> 00:37:30,976 BLACK... ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 929 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:37,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE SUEY! 930 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,977 YOU SEE, EVERYBODY? IT'S ME! 931 00:37:41,001 --> 00:37:44,976 LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MOTHERFUCKA IS! 932 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,976 I WANTS TO GET SOMEBODY'S BALLS. 933 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,976 METAL BITCH, ALL I GOT IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD. 934 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,976 I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY BALLS, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU SOME WORDS. 935 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,976 FRIENDS! WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE! 936 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,977 PEOPLE OF OZ-WATTS! 937 00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:57,976 WHILE MAGIC JOHNSONS CAN PROVIDE YOU 938 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,976 WITH ALL THE MOVIE-GOING EXPERIENCES, 939 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,977 LATTES, AND 24-HOUR FITNESSES, 940 00:38:01,001 --> 00:38:03,976 HE CANNOT PROTECT YOUR ASSES FROM GETTIN' KICKED. 941 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,976 THAT IS ONLY A JOB THAT BLACK DYNAMITE CAN DO. 942 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,976 AND NOW I HAVE REALIZED 943 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:08,977 THAT EVERYTHING MY FRIENDS HERE WERE LOOKING FOR, 944 00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:10,976 THEY CAN ONLY FIND IN ME. 945 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,200 BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT YOU'RE ALL TOO FUCKIN WEAK 946 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,976 TO PROTECT YOURSELVES WHILE BLACK DYNAMITE IS ON STAY-CATION. 947 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,976 THAT'S JUST THE WAY YOU WERE BORN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 948 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,976 THERE'S NO BETTER WAY FOR BLACK DYNAMITE 949 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,976 TO RELAX AND ENJOY HIMSELF THAN KICKIN' ASS IN THE DICK ALL DAY! 950 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,976 I'VE GOT THE MAGIC ASS-KICKING SHOES, BLACK DYNAMITE! 951 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,976 AND BLACK LIVES DON'T MEAN SHIT, 952 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,976 NO MATTER HOW DYNAMITE YOU ARE! 953 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 WICKED HONKY BITCH OF THE WEST-SIDE, 954 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,977 YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW! 955 00:38:36,001 --> 00:38:37,976 CH-A-A-A-A-ARGE! 956 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 SUEY! 957 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 SUEY! 958 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,976 AAH! OHH! 959 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,976 SUEY! SUEY! 960 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 MAN! 961 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 I CAN'T BREATHE. [ GASPS ] 962 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,976 NO! NOOO! DON'T RECORD ME! 963 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,977 NO, NO! 964 00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:15,976 NOT AN IRREFUTABLE VISUAL RECORD OF MY ILLEGAL ACTIONS! 965 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,976 BUT AT LEAST A GRAND JURY WON'T INDICT ME! 966 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,976 [ AIR HISSES ] 967 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,977 Man: FREEDOM! 968 00:39:23,001 --> 00:39:24,976 [ ALL CHEERING ] 969 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,977 I SHOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT SOONER. 970 00:39:26,001 --> 00:39:29,000 THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT A CROOKED PIG IS TO CATCH 'EM ON TAPE. 971 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,976 ♪ I SAY WE SNIFF, SNORT, COKE 972 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,040 THANK YOU, BLACK DYNAMITE! 973 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,977 AAAAH! 974 00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:38,000 OW! 975 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE NO FUSS, 976 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,976 BUT ARE YOU GONNA STAY YOUR ASS HERE WITH US? 977 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,976 SHIT. BLACK DYNAMITE JUST NEEDED Y'ALL 978 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,977 SO HE COULD LEARN A LESSON. 979 00:39:50,001 --> 00:39:51,976 AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET MY ASS HOME, 980 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,400 Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKAS ARE ON YOUR OWN. YEAH, HOW DO WE GET HOME? 981 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,976 O-OR BETTER YET, HOW DO I GET HOME? 982 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,976 HEY, HEY, HEYYY! 983 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,281 BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU COULD'VE GONE ANYTIME YOU WERE READY. 984 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,976 ALL YOU HAD TO DO SING A SONG ABOUT IT. 985 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,760 YOU SEEN "THE WIZ." WAIT. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 986 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,976 I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT AND LEARNED ALL THESE GODDAMN LESSONS FOR NOTHING?! 987 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,976 HEY, YOU THE MOTHAFUCKA 988 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:10,977 THAT WANTED TO TAKE MALCOLM X BOULEVARD. DAMN! 989 00:40:11,001 --> 00:40:12,976 DAMN IT, FAIRY GODFATHER OF SOUL. 990 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,920 THE ONLY SONGS I KNOW TAKE PLACE AWAY FROM HOME. 991 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,976 OH, WELL. I GUESS YOU'LL BE STAYIN' YOUR ASS HERE, THEN. 992 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,977 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 993 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:19,976 NO, NO! I CAN'T STAY HERE. 994 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,976 MY COMMUNITY IN THE REAL WORLD NEEDS ME. 995 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,976 WELL, I-I GUESS I CAN TRY TO SING SOMETHING. 996 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,977 WHOREPHANAGE. 997 00:40:27,001 --> 00:40:29,976 ♪ WHEN I THINK OF HOME 998 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,976 ♪ I THINK OF A PLACE WHERE THERE'S... ♪ 999 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,976 ♪ WHORES OVERFLOWIN' 1000 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,976 ♪ I WISH I WAS HOME 1001 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,976 ♪ I WISH I WAS BACK THERE 1002 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,976 ♪ WHERE THERE'S ORPHANS' NAMES I DON'T BE KNOWIN' ♪ 1003 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,976 ♪ WHERE THEY CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ♪ 1004 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,976 ♪ WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS TALKIN' 1005 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,976 ♪ WHERE I CAN'T DO MY KUNG FU WITHOUT INTERRUPTION ♪ 1006 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,976 ♪ WHERE I SCREAM, TURKEYS SPLIT THE SCENE ♪ 1007 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:09,976 ♪ AND HOES BETTER HAVE MY GREEN ♪ 1008 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,976 ♪ SUDDENLY, MY WORLD MAKES ME WANT TO STAY RIGHT HERE ♪ 1009 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,976 ♪ IN THIS IMAGINARY LAND 1010 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,976 ♪ BUT IF I DON'T GO HOME 1011 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,976 ♪ THEN WHO WILL BE THE ONE THAT WILL ♪ 1012 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,976 ♪ STICK IT TO THE MAN? 1013 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,976 ♪ OH, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, GOD 1014 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,976 ♪ THIS SHIT IS HARD 1015 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,976 ♪ TO KNOW IF I SHOULD LEAVE OR LIVE IN MAKE-BELIEVE ♪ 1016 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,976 ♪ TELL ME, SHOULD I RUN AWAY? 1017 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,976 ♪ SHOULD I TRY AND STAY? 1018 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,976 ♪ OR SHOULD I LET THESE WEAK-ASS MOTHAFUCKAS BE? ♪ 1019 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,976 ♪ LIVIN' HERE IN THIS BRAND-NEW WORLD ♪ 1020 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,976 ♪ MIGHT BE THE FANTASY I NEED 1021 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,976 ♪ BUT IT TAUGHT ME THAT I'M 1022 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,976 ♪ THE ONLY BLACK DYNAMITE ♪ SO DYNAMITE 1023 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,977 SUEY! 1024 00:42:10,001 --> 00:42:11,976 ♪ AND I'VE LEARNED 1025 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,976 ♪ NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY LOOK INSIDE THEIR HEARTS ♪ 1026 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:23,000 ♪ TO FI-I-I-IND ♪ EVERYTHING THAT THEY NEED 1027 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:32,000 ♪ IS INSIDE BLACK ♪ DYNAMITE-E-E-E 1028 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,976 [ GASPS ] I-I'M HOME. 1029 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,976 HEY! IT WORKED! 1030 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,977 HA! JAMES BROWN? 1031 00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:52,976 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY REALITY? 1032 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,960 OH! THANK GOODNESS, BLACK DYNAMITE! YOU HAD US WORRIED FOR A MINUTE, THERE. 1033 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,976 I WAS IN THIS CRAZY, BLACKER VERSION OF "THE WIZ," 1034 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,976 WITH WICKED BITCHES, FLYIN' JUNKIES, AND PIGLETS AND SHIT. 1035 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,976 WE SEE THAT EVERY DAY UP ON CRENSHAW. 1036 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,976 AND YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU, 1037 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,976 AND YOU WERE THERE, AND SO WERE YOU. 1038 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,977 I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, I MUST ADMIT. 1039 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, ARE YOU SMOKIN' THAT SHIT? 1040 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,976 BLACK DYNAMITE, ARE YOU OKAY? 1041 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:11,977 LET'S JUST SAY I LEARNED 1042 00:43:12,001 --> 00:43:13,976 TO APPRECIATE WHO I AM AND WHAT I HAVE. 1043 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000 AND THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE A HO HOME WITH ORPHANS IN IT. 1044 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 1045 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,976 OKAY. I'M READY TO KICK SOME ASS, 1046 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,976 BUT AFTER THIS, I GOTS TO GET ME SOME PUSSY! 1047 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 [ CROWD GASPS ] 1048 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:37,977 WHAT? 1049 00:43:38,001 --> 00:43:43,976 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 1050 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,976 ♪ SAY WHAT? 1051 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,977 ♪ I SAID WE SNIFF, SNORT COKE 1052 00:43:47,001 --> 00:43:48,976 ♪ WE SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS ♪ 1053 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,976 ♪ SASQUATCH, AND WOOKIEES 1054 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,976 ♪ SUCK A THANG FOR SOME COOKIES, NO, WE AIN'T NO ROOKIES ♪ 1055 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,977 ♪ JUST JUNKIES THAT NEED SOME BASE ♪ 1056 00:43:54,001 --> 00:43:55,976 ♪ THEN I WAS GONE, AND A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪ 1057 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,976 ♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪ 1058 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,976 ♪ THEN I WAS GONE AND A-GONE, A-GONE, GONE, A-GONE ♪ 1059 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,976 ♪ THE HIGH DON'T STOP TILL THERE'S NOTHIN' TO PAWN ♪ 1060 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000 ♪ SNIFF, SNORT, SMOKE, WE SHOOT IT TILL WE SEE UNICORNS ♪