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NOW YOU KNOW IT TAKES MORE
THAN JUST LAYIN' THERE, GOIN'

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"OH! OH! OH! GIVE IT TO ME
DADDY, GIVE IT TO ME DADDY!"

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YOU GOT TO REALLY
SELL THAT TRICK!

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OTHERWISE, HE MIGHT CUM
ON YOUR BACK BUT HE AIN'T

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CUMMIN' BACK Y'ALL
KNOW! HA HA HA!

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ARNOLD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ASKED EUPHORIA TO BE OUR PARENT

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FOR CAREER DAY.

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WELL, LIKE BLACK DYNAMITE
ALWAYS SAYS, "A HO MAMA'S BETTER

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THAN NO MAMA."

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AND FOR THIS DICK
DEMONSTRATION, I'll NEED A.

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PAYING VOLUNTEER. YOU, SIR.

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ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU
SPIT OUT YOUR GUM FIRST.

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[ SPITS ] >> OKAY.

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THANK YOU, MISS EUPHORIA.
THAT... THAT'S ENOUGH.

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UH, OFFICER PAYSINGER, UM,
THIS WOULD BE A NICE SEGUE INTO

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SHOWING THE KIDS HOW
YOU ARREST SOMEONE.

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AW, HELL, NAW!

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WHAT I DID IN THE BACK SEAT OF
YOUR SQUAD CAR IN THE SCHOOL

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PARKING LOT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MORE THAN ENOUGH TO COVER

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MY BAIL!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
♪ HE'S DYNAMITE

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♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH

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♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH

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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO

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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH

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♪ DYNAMITE!
DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK...

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KISS MY ASS, MOTHERFUCKA!
10 BUCKS IS A BARGAIN, AND

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THAT'S THE SPECIAL RATE
I ONLY GIVE TO THE FUZZ.

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THE CIVILIAN SLOPPY
GARFIELD IS DOUBLE THAT PRICE!

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EUPHORIA, CAN WE JUST GO?

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NOT UNTIL I FUCK US
UP THE CAB FARE HOME!

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HEY, PERRY MASON [CHUCKLES]
THERE A CLOSET AROUND HERE?

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SO, BOYS, I GUESS HAVING A
PROSTITUTE FOR A MOTHER CAN

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KIND OF SUCK.

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YEAH, IT KIND OF SUCKS.

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FUCKS, LICKETY SPLITS,
ANNIE OAKLEYS... YOU NAME IT,

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THESE HO'S DO IT. HEY,
I'M ARNOLD, AND THIS IS MY

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BROTHER, WILLIS. WHO ARE YOU?

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OH, HOW RUDE OF ME.

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I'M, UH, MR. PHILIP DRUMMOND.

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SO, DO THEY ALWAYS BRING
THEIR WORK HOME, ARNOLD?

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YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO CALL
A WHOREPHANAGE A HOME.

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WHOREPHANGE, YOU SAY?

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IS THAT RIGHT? WELL,
THAT SOUNDS JUST DANDY!

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HEY NIGGA YOU WANT TO STOP
RUNNING YOUR DAMN MOUTH?

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YOU KNOW BLACK DYNAMITE TELL
US TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN

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GROWN FOLKS IS TALKIN',
ESPECIALLY ABOUT HIS BUSINESS.

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IF THE WHORES ARE DOING THEIR
BUSINESS IN MY BED, THEN IT'S MY

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BUSINESS, TOO.

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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S STRANGE THIS
MOTHERFUCKER IS HERE ON CAREER

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DAY AND AIN'T GOT NO
CHILD AT THIS SCHOOL?

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I DON'T TRUST THIS NIGGA.
YOU KNOW, BOYS, I WAS

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THINKING I COULD GIVE YOU ALL A
RIDE HOME IN MY FANCY LIMO AND

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YOU COULD SHOW ME
THE LAY OF THE LAND.

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LIMO? OHH! SHIIIIT I CAN
LAY YOU IN ANY LAND YOU

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WANT... THAILAND,
FINLAND, DISNEYLAND.

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HA! LET'S GO.

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[ CHILDREN SHOUTING
PLAYFULLY ] I'M SO SORRY.

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HOLD UP A MINUTE.

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LADIES, WE GOT COMPANY, AND
BY "COMPANY," I MEAN A RICH WHITE

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TRICK WITH A
TELEPHONE IN HIS LIMO!

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Honey Bee: GOOD AFTERNOON,
SIR, AND WELCOME TO YOUR.

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PARADISE.

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WE GOT 'EM IN EVERY SHAPE, SIZE,
COLOR, AND FREAKY AS THEY WANT

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TO BE. WE CLEAN, DISCREET,
AND WE FULLY INTEGRATED.

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THIS IS CONNIE
LINGUS, AND THAT'S...

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OH, YES.

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THESE WHORES ARE... LOVELY, BUT
I'M MORE INTERESTED IN A TOUR OF

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THE FACILITIES,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.

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Honey Bee: TOUR?! THIS
AIN'T UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!

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WHAT YOU THINK... YOU ON
AN ASS SAFARI? [ Laughing ] OH!

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ONE ASS SAFARI COMING RIGHT UP.

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HEY, LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD,
WHY DON'T YOU BE MY ASS-SAFARI

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GUIDE?

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UH...

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BEHIND THE DOORS OF THIS HOUSE
OF ILL REPUTE IS WHERE ALL THE

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MAGIC HAPPENS. Honey
Bee: WAIT! NO, NO, NO!

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LOOK UP IN THE SKY.

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IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.

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YEAH, FATBACK...

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Honey Bee: YEAH, BUT YOU GOT
TO PAY EXTRA FOR MAGIC, THOUGH.

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SPIDER WEBS AIN'T CHEAP.

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[ SNAP! I >> UGH! AAH!

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MY BAD, FATBACK TAFFY.

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UH, SORRY, COUNCILMAN McCRACKEN.

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FATBACK TAFFY... SHE'S
QUITE A WEBSLINGER!

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OHH!

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WE USED TO KEEP OUR TOYS IN
THE TOY BOX, BUT, UH, YOU CAN SEE

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THE WHORES GOT THEIR OWN TOYS.

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Honey Bee: ARNOLD,
REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU...

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SHARING IS CARING.

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AND HERE'S THE PERPETUALLY
UNDERSTOCKED KITCHEN, WHERE

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THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH FOOD
TO SATISFY A LITTLE ORPHAN'S BIG

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APPETITE. >> Honey Bee: WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE YOU ATE THE WHOLE DAMN.

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KITCHEN FOR BREAKFAST.

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NOW ALL WE GOT
LEFT IS TITTY MILK.

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TITTY MILK?

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ARNOLD, DO YOU LIKE TITTY MILK?

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NAH, NOT PERSONALLY.

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IT'S TOO WARM AND TASTES LIKE
BABY POWDER, AND I ALWAYS HAD

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TROUBLE LATCHING ON.

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WELL, BOYS, I THINK I'VE
SEEN ALL I NEED TO SEE.

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I GUESS I'll BE GOING NOW.

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BOYS, BITCHES, BYE.
Honey Bee: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

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NO, NO, NO, NO!

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I DIDN'T GET TO TELL YOU
ABOUT OUR PTA SPECIAL...

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PUSSY, TITS AND ASS!

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IT'S THE NUMBER-5
COMBO ON OUR MENU!

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Black Dynamite: SMELLS LIKE
DIRTY MONEY AND HONKY IN HERE.

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Honey Bee: YEAH, WELL, THERE
WAS A RICH HONKY TRICK HERE, BUT.

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THE ORPHANS RAN HIM OFF.

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I LOVE THESE LITTLE
MOTHERFUCKERS BUT SOMETIMES

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THEY'RE BAD FOR
BUSINESS, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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ARNOLD, I KNOW THERE'S A LOT
OF FUCKIN' GOING ON AROUND HERE,

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BUT AT LEAST WE GOT A FUCKIN' HOME.
REMEMBER AFTER MOM AND DAD DIED?

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WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT.

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A WHOREHOUSE IS NOT A HOME,
WILLIS, AND BETWEEN ALL THE

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SUCKIN' AND FUCKIN' THAT GOES ON AROUND
THIS PLACE, NOBODY HAS ROOM FOR US.

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I'M TIRED OF LIVING HERE!

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♪ DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA
♪ SUPER PUSSY!

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[ ZOOM! I HEY, YOU
KNOW A BITCH TOO BIG TO

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BE LEAPIN' FROM THE DRESSER.

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YOU GONNA START PAYING EXTRA
FOR ALL THIS ROLE-PLAYING SHIT

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HEY, LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD.

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HEY, LITTLE ORPHAN WILLIS.

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SORRY I DESTROYED
Y'ALL'S ROOM AGAIN.

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I REITERATE... A
WHOREHOUSE IS NOT A HOME.

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[ VEHICLE APPROACHES,
TIRES SCREECH ]

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VIOLATION 91... UNSANITARY
RECREATIONAL FACILITIES.

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VIOLATION 92... SERVING
TITTY MILK WARMER THAN ROOM

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TEMPERATURE.

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YOU HAVE VIOLATIONS
VIOLATING YOUR VIOLATIONS!

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AND YOUR 93rd VIOLATION, AND
MOST HEINOUS, IS CITY ORDINANCE.

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CODE 227, WHICH STIPULATES THAT
A WHOREHOUSE AND AN ORPHANAGE

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CANNOT EXIST IN THE SAME
DWELLING... ALL TIGHT, ALL CLOSE

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UP AND NEAR TOGETHER.

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OF COURSE, I COULD BE PERSUADED
TO OVERLOOK SOME OF THESE

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VIOLATIONS IF YOU'D BE WILLING
TO... OH, I DON'T KNOW... BEND

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ME OVER THE COUCH
AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS.

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Cream Corn: AAH!
FIRST OF ALL, HELL.

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SECOND OF ALL, NAH.

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THIRD OF ALL, HELL NAH!

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SUIT YOURSELF.
Cream Corn: OH, NO!

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IT SAYS WE GOT TO
SHUT DOWN, AS OF NOW?!

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THAT'S RIGHT, HOT BUNS!

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EITHER SHUT DOWN THE WHOREHOUSE
AND TOSS THESE HOS ON THE STREET

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OR LOSE THE ORPHANS.

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YOU GOT TO PICK
ONE OR THE OTHER.

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Black Dynamite: NOW, YOU WAIT A MINUTE,
CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES BITCH!

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NOW, NOBODY SEPARATES BLACK
DYNAMITE'S WHORES FROM HIS ORPHANS.

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CAN YOU DIG IT? OH, YEAH?

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AND WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, BLACK
DYNAMITE? YOU GONNA HIT AN OLD LADY?

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Black Dynamite: SUEY!

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HOLD ON, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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BEFORE YOU FUCK UP THAT
CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICE BITCH,

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I THINK I MAY BE OF SOME HELP.

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Honey Bee: IT'S THE RICH
WHITE TRICK THAT SMELLS LIKE.

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MONEY AND HONKY!

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BEING A WEALTHY WHITE MAN,
YOU SEE, I HAVE MANY WEALTHY

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WHITE FRIENDS THAT ARE ALL
WILLING AND WAITING TO ADOPT

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EVERY SINGLE ORPHAN YOU
HAVE RIGHT NOW, ON THE SPOT.

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Black Dynamite: WHAT YOU
TALKIN' 'BOUT, MR. DRUMMOND?

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I MEAN, THAT IS WHAT
THIS PLACE IS FOR, RIGHT?

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I ASSUME YOU DO WANT TO
FIND A NICE, SAFE HOME FOR

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THESE ORPHANS.
Black Dynamite: HELL, NO!

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I MEAN, YES. I MEAN, WHY THE FUCK WOULD
A BUNCH OF WEALTHY HONKIES WANT TO

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ADOPT A WHOREHOUSEFUL
OF ORPHANS?

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I'M JUST DOING WHAT
ANY BENEVOLENT WHITE

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MULTIMILLIONAIRE WOULD DO FOR
GHETTO CHAPS LIVING IN A HOUSE

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OF, UH, ILL REPUTE.

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YOU HEAR THAT?!
WE'RE GETTING ADOPTED!

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THIS IS OUR BIG BREAK, WILLIS!

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NIGGA CALM DOWN AND
STOP ACTING ALL GAY.

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SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT
ABOUT THIS MR. DRUMMOND.

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HIS STROKES JUST SEEM DIFFERENT.

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I'M
READY! WHERE'S THE CAR?!

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AS YOU AND I BOTH KNOW,
BLACK DYNAMITE, THESE ORPHANS

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ARE HUNGRY FOR A BETTER LIFE.

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Black Dynamite: NO
DICE, FATHER FLANAGAN.

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THESE ORPHANS
AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

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I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE NO
CHOICE, MR. DYNAMITE!

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Bullhorn: MAN, THESE ORPHEENS
ARE 'BOUT TO GO FROM.

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BLACK DYNAMITE'S DIRTY HO
HOUSE OF FUCKS TO LIVIN' IN A

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MANSION WITH DADDY WARBUCKS!

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Cream Corn: I MEAN, IT'S BEEN SO
LONG SINCE ONE OF OUR ORPHANS.

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HAS BEEN ADOPTED.

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HAS ONE OF OUR ORPHANS
EVER BEEN ADOPTED?

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Black Dynamite: IT'S JUST HARD
FOR BLACK DYNAMITE NOT TO.

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THINK ABOUT HIMSELF, ESPECIALLY
WHEN HE'S THE ONLY ONE DOIN'

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THE THINKIN'.

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CHILD SERVICES BITCH, I'M SORRY
THAT THE LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE

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ORPHANS ALMOST MADE ME KICK A
HOLE THROUGH YOUR THROAT, BUT

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FIRST I'MA NEED TO APPROVE WHERE
THESE MISSIONARY HONKIES ARE

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TAKING THEM.

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I SIMPLY CANNOT FATHOM A MORE
LOVING AND POSITIVE ENVIRONMENT

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THAN THIS.

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I MEAN, REALLY... HOW MUCH
BETTER COULD THIS PLACE BE?

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[ "DIFF'RENT STROKES"
THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]

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OH, MAN!

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[ MUSIC CONTINUE S] [
ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

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Children: WOW!

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[ VIDEO GAMES BEEPING
I >> Cream Corn: WOW!

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MR. DRUMMOND IS LIKE A REAL-LIFE
DADDY WARBUCKS, WITH WAY MORE

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BUCKS! Black Dynamite: HMPH.

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HE AIN'T GOT SHIT
ON WILLY WONKA.

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Cream Corn: HEY! PONY TIME!

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GIDDYUP! OH, HO, HO!
LOOK, WILLIS... PONIES!

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AW, MAN.

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IT'S JUST A ASS WITH A SADDLE,
AND AN ASS DON'T MAKE A HOME

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EITHER, ARNOLD!
Cream Corn: SHIT!

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THE HELL IT DON'T.

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I AIN'T NEVER GOING BACK
TO THE WHOREPHANAGE!

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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] >>
UH, MR. DRUMMOND, WHAT'S

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WRONG WITH THIS BED?

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THERE'S NO RUSTY
SPRINGS STICKIN' OUT OF IT?

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NO NEED FOR A TETANUS SHOT
BEFORE BEDTIME HERE, ARNOLD.

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LOOK! THE SHEETS DON'T
HAVE WET SPOTS [SNIFFS] AND

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AIN'T NO CUM ON THE SPREAD!

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SHH! LISTEN, EVERYBODY!

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YOU CAN'T HEAR NOT ONE SUCK OR
FUCK! WE CAN FINALLY SLEEP AT NIGHT!

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THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS... NO
SOUNDS OF WHORES HERE.

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[ CHILDREN CHEER ]
ANYONE FEELING HUNGRY?

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[ CHILDREN SHOUTING EXCITEDLY
I >> Black Dynamite: STILL AIN'T.

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GOT SHIT ON THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
GOODBYE, MY BELOVED ORPHANS.

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MAY YOUR LITTLE LIVES BE
WONDERFUL FROM THIS DAY FORWARD.

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MY FONDEST MEMORIES
WILL ALWAYS REMAIN...

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[ BURPS ] HERE, WILLIS.

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YOU BETTER GET SOME OF
THIS SOCK-IT-TO ME CAKE.

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I'D RATHER EAT SUGAR
SMACKS AND TITTY MILK.

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Honey Bee: BYE-BYE, BABIES.

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I'M GONNA MISS EACH AND
EVERY ONE OF YOU LIKE MY OWN

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CHILDRENS! OHHH!

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Bullhorn: MAN, I DON'T KNOW IF
THESE ORPHANS COULD TURN.

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THEIR BACKS ON US ANY FASTER,
BUT ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN...

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THEY SURE ARE SOME
SELFISH LITTLE BASTARDS!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
Cream Corn: WOW!

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TALK ABOUT RIDING IN CLASS!

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THEY GOT A LIMO TO TAKE US
BACK TO THE WHOREPHANAGE!

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[ LAUGHS ] >> Black
Dynamite: YOU KNOW, I-I.

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THINK I'M GONNA WALK HOME.

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Honey Bee: ARE YOU
SURE, BLACK DYNAMITE?

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BUT IT'S 70 MILES.

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Black Dynamite: YEAH.

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RIDING IN THIS LIMO IS JUST
GONNA REMIND BLACK DYNAMITE OF

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THE TIME HE RODE IN THIS LIMO TO
DROP HIS ORPHANS OFF FOR GOOD.

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Honey Bee: HAVE A NICE WALK!

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Cream Corn: CATCH YOU
LATER, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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Honey Bee: THEY
GOT A BIDET IN HERE.

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[ MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
I [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

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Black Dynamite: NO, THESE
MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN'T.

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BUT SOMETHIN' TELLS ME
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DID.

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Cream Corn: HEY, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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YOU LIKE THE ORPHANS'
GOING-AWAY PARTY?!

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Black Dynamite: YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GOING-AWAY.

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PARTY BEFORE THEY GO AWAY! AND WHY
THE FUCK IS BLACK DYNAMITE THE ONLY ONE

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THAT'S SAD THAT THEY'RE GONE?!
Honey Bee: NO, NO, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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WE'RE SAD THAT
THEY'RE GONE, TOO!

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BUT WE ARE HAPPY THE
MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T HERE!

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WE NEEDED A BREAK!

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Cream Corn: YEAH!

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WE GOT A LIMITED TIME
BEFORE WE GET SOME NEW

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ORPHANS, SO WE MIGHT
AS WELL CUT LOOSE NOW!

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Black Dynamite: DAMN
IT, CREAM CORN!

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THEY TOOK OUR LICENSE!
WE CAN'T GET ANY MORE!

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Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, IT'S
BEEN SO LONG SINCE I COULD.

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DO MY THANG AND LET
MY MOTHERFUCKIN' THANG

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SWING-A-LANG!

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HA HA HA HA!

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Black Dynamite: SUEY!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
ARNOLD. ARNOLD.

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ARNOLD, WAKE UP!
MAN, LOOK AT YOU.

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YOUR GREEDY ASS FELL
ASLEEP IN THE JELLO.

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NIGGA YOU COULD HAVE DIED.

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THEN WHY'D YOU
WAKE ME UP, WILLIS?

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THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO GO.

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OOH! IT'S GOT TO BE
TIME FOR BREAKFAST.

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ALL RIGHT.

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NOW, WHICH ONE OF THESE
DOORS IS THE KITCHEN?

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UH, HELLO!

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DOES ANYBODY
GOT SOME... [ GASPS ]

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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ] AH!
THERE YOU ARE, MR. DRUMMOND!

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WHEN WE GONNA EAT AGAIN?

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IT'S BEEN SO LONG, MY HUNGER
PAINS GOT HUNGER PAINS.

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WELL, BOYS, SOMETIMES
APPETITES CAN BE PRETTY PAINFUL.

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BUT NOT TO WORRY... YOUR
APPETITES ARE GOING TO GET YOU

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EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.

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WHAT YOU TALKIN'
'BOUT, MR. DRUMMOND?

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[ SNAPS FINGERS ] >> HUH?!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>
NOW, WE'VE HAD COCKFIGHTS,

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DOGFIGHTS, AND EVERY KIND
OF THRILL THAT BORED RICH WHITE

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PEOPLE COULD THINK OF.

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AND NOW, JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT
THERE WERE NO THRILLS LEFT, WE

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PUT ORPHAN AGAINST ORPHAN
IN A STRUGGLE TO THE DEATH FOR

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SUSTENANCE!

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I BRING YOU HUNGER PANG GAMES!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU
KIDS HAVE TASTED THE GOOD

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LIFE.

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NOW, IF YOU WANT TO EAT AT ALL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT FOR YOUR

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LIVES, BECAUSE THERE
CAN BE ONLY ONE SURVIVOR!

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WHAT THE...?

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KILL AND YOU LIVE
AND EAT IN LUXURY.

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LOSE AND, WELL, YOU DIE.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>
MAN, THAT MOVIE WAS SOME

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BULL SHIT CAN WE
WATCH "WILLIE DYNAMITE"?

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OH, THIS IS NO MOVIE,
LITTLE ORPHAN TERRIO.

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THIS IS YOUR NEW LIFE... I
MEAN, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL.

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OH, I KNOW HOW TO KILL 'EM.

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OOH. OOH. KILL HIM.

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OOH. OOH. OOH. KILL HIM.

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OOH! OOH! AHH! HAH!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ CHILDREN GASP ]

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OOH! KILLED HIM!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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Black Dynamite: MAN, MAYBE.

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BLACK DYNAMITE SHOULD TRY
SPENDING SOME TIME WITH A FEW OF

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THESE KIDS THAT DO HAVE PARENTS
TO TEMPORARILY FILL THE VOID IN

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HIS HEART.

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♪ WHO CAN MAKE A WHOREHOUSE
Black Dynamite: HEY, KIDS!

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I GOT SOME CANDY!
CAN I PLAY WITH YOU?

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[ CHILDREN SCREAM ] [ GROANS ]

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♪ PUT 'EM BOTH TOGETHER, MAKE
A WHOREPHANAGE FOR YOU? ♪

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♪ BLACK DYNAMITE
♪ BLACK DYNAMITE

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♪ OH, BLACK DYNAMITE
CAN ♪ BLACK DYNAMITE CAN

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Black Dynamite: SUEY!

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EXCUSE ME, MR. MAN!
GET OUT OF THERE!

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YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!

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WHACK! WHACK!

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Black Dynamite: SUEY, SUEY!

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[ CHILDREN SHOUT PLAYFULLY ] >>
♪ WHO CAN THROW A BOOMERANG

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♪ WHO CAN THROW A
BOOMERANG IS THAT THE SAME MAN?

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GUYS, GET OVER HERE!

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GET OVER HERE
BEFORE I SMACK YOU!

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Black Dynamite: SUEY!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
Black Dynamite: AND THAT'S

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WHY I DON'T FUCK
WITH PARENTED KIDS!

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WHEN YOU SUCCESSFULLY KILL, A
CANNON WILL SOUND AND YOU WILL

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COME BACK HERE TO
EAT YOUR REWARD MEAL.

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WOW!

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THEN THE LAST CHILD LEFT IS
THE VICTOR, AND THAT CHILD WILL

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LIVE AND EAT FOREVER IN LUXURY!

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TO HELL WITH THAT!

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WE'D RATHER EAT SUGAR SMACKS
AND TITTY MILK THAN KILL OUR

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FELLOW ORPHANS! RIGHT, ARNOLD?!

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UH... ARNOLD?

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UH... UH... HUH?

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OH, YEAH. YEAH.

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JUST LIKE YOU SAID...
WE AIN'T DOIN' THAT.

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OOH.

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IS THAT A SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE?

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ARNOLD, SNAP OUT OF IT!

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WILLIS, IF WE WIN THE HUNGER
PANG GAMES, WE CAN LIVE

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THE LAVISH LIFE I ALWAYS WANTED.

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I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T KNOWN THE
OTHER ORPHANS THAT LONG, SO YOU

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CAN'T BE TOO ATTACHED.

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ARNOLD, YOUR HUNGER PANGS
HAVE DROVE YOUR LITTLE ASS

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INSANE!

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LET THE HUNGER PANG GAMES BEGIN!

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[ CHEERS AND
APPLAUSE ] [ GUN COCKS ]

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY
I >> WHAT THE...?

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MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME!

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[ STOMACH GROWLS ] >>
LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD, STOP

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ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
AND GRAB THEM MOTHERFUCKIN'

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40 OUNCES AND SOCK IT TO 'EM SO
WE CAN EAT SOME SOCK-IT-TO-ME!

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SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE?

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LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD
LOVES SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE!

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MAN, ARNOLD.

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DUDLEY WENT CRAZY AND
ALMOST KILLED ME DOWN THERE!

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I'M SORRY, WILLIS, BUT
IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.

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WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, ARNOLD?

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KILL HIS ASS, LITTLE
ORPHAN ARNOLD!

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THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST
DON'T WANT YOU TO EAT!

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SNAP OUT OF IT!

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IT'S ME... YOUR BROTHER, WILLIS!

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TO BE HONEST, I DON'T EVEN
THINK HE'S YOUR REAL BROTHER!

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I DON'T WANT TO HURT
YOU, ARNOLD. NOW STOP!

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[ GRUNTS ] AAAAH!

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Black Dynamite: OKAY, Y'ALL.

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WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A
NEW BUSINESS MODEL THAT'S GONNA

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REPLACE THE "PHANAGE" IN
"WHOREPHANAGE." ANY IDEAS?

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Cream Corn: OOH, I KNOW!
Black Dynamite: WHAT YOU GOT?

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Cream Corn: HOW
'BOUT A WHORESPITAL?

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IT'S A WHOREHOUSE
AND A HOSPITAL IN ONE!

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DR. DYNAMITE! DR. DYNAMITE!

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UH, FRANK THE JOHN HERE SOMEHOW
GOT A GERBIL STUCK UP HIS ASS,

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AND YOU ARE THE
PHYSICIAN ON DUTY, RIGHT?

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Black Dynamite: OH, HELL, NO.

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WE AIN'T DOIN' THAT.

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Bullhorn: OH. NOW HERE'S AN
IDEA I LOVE, BUT I CAN'T COURT.

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IN MARRIAGE.

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WE CAN PUT US SOME HOS ON
HORSEBACK, AND WE CAN CALL IT

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WHORES 'N CARRIAGE!
YEAH. OHH. OHH.

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YEAH, RIDE THAT.

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YEAH, DADDY. GIDDYUP.

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FASTER! FAS... OH,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

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NOT YOU! WAIT, HORSES, WAIT!

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Black Dynamite: HMM.

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Honey Bee: I GOT IT!

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[ MID-TEMPO FUNK MUSIC PLAYS
I [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,

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[ LAUGHTER ] >> ♪ HEY

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♪ NOW, WE MAY NOT
GET TO TURN TRICKS ♪

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BUT LET ME SAY IT'S
BETTER THAN SUCKIN' A... ♪

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00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,977
Black Dynamite: I DON'T KNOW.

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IT JUST AIN'T THE SAME.

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WITHOUT THE ORPHANS, THIS
WHOREPHANGE, NO MATTER WHAT WE

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CALL IT, IS JUST SOME BRICK
AND MORTAR WITH A WHOLE LOT OF

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HOING GOING DOWN.

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MAYBE IF BLACK DYNAMITE WAS MORE
LIKE MR. DRUMMOND, NONE OF THIS

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WOULD BE HAPPENING. >> Cream Corn:
YEAH, YOU SHOULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE.

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MR. DRUMMOND.

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Honey Bee: NO, IT'S MY
FAULT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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THEY WERE WAY TOO OLD
TO BE DRINKIN' TITTY MILK.

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Bullhorn: I AIN'T GONNA LIE!

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IT SURE FELT GOOD TO LET MY NUTS
HANG, BUT I'D GIVE EVERY HANGIN'

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NUT SAC BACK TO SEE
THOSE ORPHEENS AGAIN!

417
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,976
[ WHIMPERING ] BLACK DYNAMITE.

418
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,976
Black Dynamite: [ Echoing ] NO!

419
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,976
LITTLE ORPHAN, UH... >> DUDLEY.

420
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,977
Black Dynamite: YEAH,
LITTLE ORPHAN DUDLEY.

421
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,976
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO
YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU NOT AT

422
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,976
MR. DRUMMOND'S, LIVING
IN THE LAP OF LUXURY?

423
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,976
[ WHEEZES, COUGHS ] HUN... GRY.

424
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,400
Black Dynamite: HOW CAN YOU
BE HUNGRY... YOU, WHOSE EVERY.

425
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,977
APPETITE SHOULD BE SATISFIED?

426
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,976
MR. DRUMMOND AND HIS HONKY
FRIENDS MAKE US FIGHT EACH

427
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,977
OTHER FOR SCRIMPS!

428
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,976
Black Dynamite: ♪ DU-DU-DUN
NOT FOR SCRIMPS! I KNEW IT!

429
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,320
I'M GONNA MAKE THESE JIVE
SUCKERS PAY FOR THIS IF IT'S THE

430
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,976
LAST THING I DO! Honey Bee:
BUT, BLACK DYNAMITE, THAT.

431
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,360
SKYSCRAPER'S AT LEAST 50
FLOORS OF RICH WHITE HONKY TRICKS.

432
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,976
HOW ARE OUR BLACK ASSES
GONNA GET IN THERE UNDETECTED?

433
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,976
[ COUGHS ] BLACK
DYNAMITE, IS THERE

434
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,976
CRUSTACEANS IN HEAVEN?

435
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,976
Black Dynamite: OF COURSE
NOT, AND WHAT KIND OF STUPID.

436
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,976
FUCKIN' QUESTION IS THAT TO
WASTE YOUR LAST BREATH ON?

437
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:45,977
[ GASPS ] I'M DEAD.

438
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:47,976
Black Dynamite: [ Echoing
I NOOOOOOOOOO!

439
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,976
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

440
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,976
HMM.

441
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
MMM.

442
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
HUH? UGH! UH...

443
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,976
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I >> I CAN'T DO IT!

444
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,976
I WON'T KILL MY BABY
BROTHER OVER A PIECE OF CAKE!

445
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,976
[ CRYING ] [ SPECTATORS BOOING ]

446
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
AHA.

447
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,976
[ WHIP! CLANK! I [
LAUGHS EVILLY ]

448
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,976
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I >> SO, THIS IS IT, HUH?

449
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
HUH?!

450
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,976
THIS IS ALL MY LIFE IS WORTH,
ARNOLD... A SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE?!

451
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,976
WELL, THEN, SOCK
IT TO ME, ARNOLD!

452
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,880
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY!
IT'S NOT JUST THE CAKE.

453
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,976
IT'S FOR THE SALMON, FRIED
CHICKEN, MASHED POTATOES,

454
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,976
CHITTERLINGS, AND THE RIBS
THAT COME RIGHT OFF THE BONE!

455
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,976
DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH,
LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD!

456
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,976
FINISH HIM AND
FEAST LIKE A KING!

457
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,976
THAT MAN JUST
CALLED YOU A BITCH.

458
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,976
DON'T BE NO PUSSY,
LITTLE ORPHAN ARNOLD!

459
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,976
KILL HIM! DID YOU SEE THEM
MOTHERFUCKIN' MUSTARD GREENS?

460
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,976
WHOO!

461
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:57,904
Honey Bee: BLACK
DYNAMITE, ARE YOU SURE.

462
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,976
THIS IS GONNA WORK?
Black Dynamite: HMPH.

463
00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,977
IS A PIG'S PUSSY STILL PORK?

464
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:01,976
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.

465
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,976
OH, GOOD EVENING, MY
FELLOW RICH HONKY COMRADES.

466
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,976
ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH THE
INNOCENT KIDNAPPED NEGRO

467
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,976
CHILDREN SLAUGHTER EACH
OTHER FOR FOOD, WHICH IS REALLY A

468
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,976
COMMENTARY ON THE PLIGHT
OF THE URBAN NEGRO AT LARGE?

469
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,976
Black Dynamite: UH, YEAH.

470
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,976
ABSO-POSITIVELY CORRECTA-MUNDO

471
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,976
SUPERCALIFRAGILI... OH FUCK IT!

472
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000
SUEY! HYAH! HYAH!

473
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,976
[ GROANING ] >>
Black Dynamite: SUEY!

474
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:27,977
DAMN!

475
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,976
BLACK MOTHERFUCKIN' DYNAMITE!

476
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,976
Black Dynamite: MR. DRUMMOND, I
MAY NOT FEED THESE ORPHANS.

477
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,976
LOBSTER, SHRIMP, OR EVEN TUNA
FISH, WHICH IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE

478
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,976
AT $1 A CAN, BUT WHAT WE DO FEED
THEM IS LOVE AND A LITTLE BIT OF

479
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:37,977
TITTY MILK.

480
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,976
AND NO MATTER HOW HUNGRY THEY
GET, WE WOULD NEVER MAKE THEM

481
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,976
KILL EACH OVER THAT TITTY MILK,
BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE LOVE...

482
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
UH, HELLO? I'M SORRY.

483
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:44,977
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR
HEARTFELT TITTY MILK SPEECH,

484
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,976
BUT ARNOLD'S ABOUT TO SHOOT
A MISSILE IN MY ASS OVER SOME

485
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,480
MUSTARD GREENS!
Black Dynamite: OH.

486
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,976
UH, WELL, A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME,
AND A WHOREPHANAGE IS SOMETHING

487
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,976
LIKE A HOUSE, OR A WHOREHOUSE
IS NOT A... GOD DAMN IT!

488
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,760
I HAD IT BEFORE I CAME
OVER HERE. AW FUCK IT!

489
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:56,977
SUEY!

490
00:19:57,001 --> 00:19:59,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

491
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,977
DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP,

492
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,976
BLACK DYNAMITE, OR LITTLE
ORPHAN WILLIS HERE WILL

493
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
BE GOING TO A PLACE WHERE
THEY WON'T HAVE CRUSTACEANS.

494
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,976
SO, IF I WERE YOU, I'D... AAAAH!

495
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,976
LITTLE ORPHAN
ARNOLD, YOU AIN'T SHIT.

496
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,976
OOH, KILL HIM.

497
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,976
[ BEEPS ] >>
WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!

498
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,976
[ CHILDREN CHEERING ] >> DUDLEY?

499
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,760
WHAT THE HELL? NIGGA
WE THOUGHT YOU WAS DEAD.

500
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,976
Black Dynamite: YEAH.

501
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,976
I JUST WATCHED YOU WASTE YOUR LAST
BREATH ON A STUPID FUCKING QUESTION.

502
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,976
MAN, TURNS OUT I WAS JUST IN A SUGAR
COMA FROM ALL THE SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE.

503
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,976
BUT THE HO'S GAVE
ME SOME TITTY MILK.

504
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,976
NOW I'M BACK TO MY OLD SELF.

505
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,976
[ CHILDREN CHEERING
I >> HEY, WILLIS.

506
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,976
I'M SORRY THAT I TEMPORARILY
LOST MY NATURAL BLACK MIND.

507
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,976
YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED
YOU OVER NO SOCK-IT-TO-ME CAKE.

508
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,976
BUT IF IT WAS TWO SOCK-IT-TO-ME
CAKES, I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOUR

509
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,200
ASS! [ LAUGHS ] I AIN'T LYING!

510
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,976
YEAH. SURE, YOU WEREN'T.

511
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,976
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS I'M READY
TO GET A DOGGY BAG AND GET UP

512
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,000
OUT OF HERE! Cream Corn: HA!

513
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,720
YOU AIN'T GOT TO TELL
ME! I'M ALREADY ON IT.

514
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,977
Black Dynamite: LET'S
GO HOME, Y'ALL.

515
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:09,361
Honey Bee: UH, Y'ALL KNOW THAT
CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES.

516
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,976
BITCH AIN'T GONNA LET US BRING
THE ORPHANS BACK WITHOUT GETTING

517
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,977
FUCKED IN THE ASS.

518
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,976
[ MID-TEMPO FUNK MUSIC PLAYS
I >> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT,

519
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,977
Y'ALL.

520
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:17,976
AFTER THIS LAST WASH, WE'RE
SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOREWASH.

521
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,977
Cream Corn: WHAT LAST
WASH, BLACK DYNAMITE?

522
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,976
AND WHY AM I THE ONLY
ONE WEARING THIS T-SHIRT?

523
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,976
[ TIRES SCREECHING ] I'll
HAVE THE DELUXE PACKAGE...

524
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,976
HA HA! OOH, WITH THE
UNDERCARRIAGE SPRAY.

525
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,976
DRIP, DRIP, DRIP.

526
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,320
Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,
YOU GOT TO TAKE ONE FOR THE.

527
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,976
TEAM, OR TWO OR THREE.
WHATEVER'S ON SPECIAL.

528
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:37,977
Cream Corn: WHAT?!

529
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,976
OH, GOD!

530
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,976
DON'T ASK ME ABOUT MY SPECIALS.

531
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,977
DON'T ASK ME ABOUT MY SPECIALS!

532
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:45,976
I AIN'T GOT NO SPECIALS, GIRL!

533
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:52,976
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

534
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,976
♪ THIS IS HOW WE
PAID OUR BILLS ♪

535
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,976
♪ WE CLEAN YOUR CAR WITH THEM
GOOD TITTIES ON THE WINDSHIELD ♪

536
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,976
♪ JERKIN' AT THE >> ♪ WHOREWASH

537
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,976
♪ JERKIN' AT THE >>
♪ WHOREWASH, YEAH

538
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,976
♪ COME ON AND SING IT WITH ME ♪

539
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
♪ WHOREWASH >> ♪
WHOA-OH, WHOA-OH, WHOA-OH