1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:02,977 Honey Bee: EUPHORIA, FATBACK TAFFY, CONNIE LINGUS, 2 00:00:03,001 --> 00:00:04,976 AND THE REST OF YOU WHORES, COME ON! 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,976 THE DOCTOR'S HERE FOR YOUR ANNUAL FIVE-YEAR CHECKUP. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:08,977 HELLO, LADIES. 5 00:00:09,001 --> 00:00:10,976 CAN YOU WHORES GET ON YOUR KNEES, PLEASE? 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 NOW SAY, "AHH." 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,976 AHH. MOTHERFUCKA AHH. 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:15,977 THAT'S IT. 9 00:00:16,001 --> 00:00:17,976 [ PANTS UNZIP ] NOW HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,976 MM-HMM. 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,976 LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ACID GAG REFLUX. 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,976 THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, DOC. 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I ALWAYS USE PROTECTION. 14 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,976 HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANY UNUSUAL DISCHARGE? 15 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,720 NO, JUST THE USUAL GREEN ONES. MM-HMM. 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,976 NOW, CONNIE LINGUS, I'M GOING TO CHECK YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION, SO 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:34,977 LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD. 18 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:36,976 TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE THE BACK OF MY HAND. 19 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:37,977 RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE! 20 00:00:38,001 --> 00:00:39,976 PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, DADDY. 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,976 PLEASE! [ WHIMPERING ] >> YOUR VISION IS INTACT, BUT 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,976 YOU DO SEEM TO SUFFER FROM A BIT OF POST-TRAUMATIC PIMP-SLAP 23 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:45,977 SYNDROME. 24 00:00:46,001 --> 00:00:47,976 [ RUBBER GLOVE SNAPS ] NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THOSE KEGEL 25 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,976 MUSCLES. >> THIS LITTLE SPECULUM AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING. 26 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,080 WHO THIS FOR? WE SOME HOES. 27 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,880 WHAT YOU THINK YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS SPECULUM? 28 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,920 OH, DOC, YOU ACTING LIKE YOU SCARED OF THE PUSSY 29 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,976 COME ON, I'M-A WALK YOU THROUGH IT 'CAUSE YOU GONNA GO STRAIGHT 30 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,976 UP THIS PUSS WHEN YOU GET UP THERE, YOU GONNA 31 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,977 TAKE THE PUSSY ON THE LEFT. 32 00:01:01,001 --> 00:01:03,976 NOW, WHEN YOU GET TO THE FORK IN THAT PUSSY YOU GONNA TAKE A 33 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,976 QUICK RIGHT AND COME ON BACK DOWN TO THE NEW PUSSY 34 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,976 THAT'S THE ONE I NEED EXAMINED. 35 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,976 AFTER A VERY, VERY, VERY THOROUGH AND DELIGHTFUL 36 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,976 EXAMINATION, I'M AFRAID TO SAY THAT THESE WHORES ARE ALL WHORED 37 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:15,977 OUT. 38 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:18,976 I AM PRESCRIBING A WEEK-LONG WHORE-CATION IN JAMAICA. 39 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:25,976 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE 40 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,976 ♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH 41 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,976 ♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH 42 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,976 ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO 43 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,976 ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH 44 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:56,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK... 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,976 Black Dynamite: AND HERE'S YOUR TICKETS, HONEY BEE. 46 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,976 Honey Bee: WHY WOULD I NEED TO GO ON A HO-CATION? 47 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,976 Black Dynamite: 'CAUSE YOU NEED A BREAK, TOO, HONEY BEE, 48 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,976 OBVIOUSLY NOT FROM SUCKING AND FUCKIN' BUT FROM MANAGING ALL 49 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,976 THE SUCKING AND FUCKIN' Honey Bee: WHAT ARE Y'ALL. 50 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,977 GONNA BE DOING WHILE WE'RE GONE? 51 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:13,976 Black Dynamite: SINCE THE ORPHANS ARE ALL AWAY AT. 52 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,320 ORPHAN CAMP, I FIGURED IT'D BE A GOOD TIME TO RENOVATE THE 53 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,920 WHOREPHANAGE. >> Bullhorn: WE NEED TO FIX THESE BEDS, CHAIRS, CHANDELIERS, 54 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,976 AND FLOORS, 'CAUSE EVEN THE FURNITURE'S WORN OUT LIKE THESE 55 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 WHORES! 56 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,976 [ METAL DETECTOR WHIRRING I >> Honey Bee: DAMN, IT LOOKS. 57 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,976 LIKE EVERY VAGINA IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS HERE. 58 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:28,977 NO, I AIN'T GONNA TAKE SHIT OFF. 59 00:02:29,001 --> 00:02:30,976 NO, I AIN'T DOING A MOTHERFUCKIN' THING. 60 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:31,977 BITCH, DON'T FALL FOR THAT SHIT! 61 00:02:32,001 --> 00:02:33,976 DON'T LET THAT MOTHAFUCKA FEEL N YOU LIKE THAT. 62 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,976 YOU GOT TO PAY FOR THAT SHIT! GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU AT 63 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,976 NIGGER! WHO IS YOUR PASTOR? 64 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,976 Cream Corn: OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO NOW, BLACK DYNAMITE? 65 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,977 Black Dynamite: NOT SURE. 66 00:02:42,001 --> 00:02:44,976 I'M AFRAID MY SKILL SET HAS ONLY ALLOWED ME TO PUT PEOPLE THROUGH 67 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,976 WALLS, NOT NAILS. Cream Corn: WELL, WE CAN USE THIS. 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,976 Black Dynamite: "REPAIRING WHOREPHANAGES FOR SUCKAS"? 69 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,976 Cream Corn: YEP, IT'S A HOW-TO BOOK. THEY HAVE A WHOLE SERIES. 70 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,976 "WALKING IN PLATFORM SHOES FOR SUCKAS," "HOW TO KEEP YOUR PIMP 71 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,976 HAND STRONG FOR SUCKAS," "HOW NOT TO BE A SUCKA..." 72 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,976 Black Dynamite: I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT'LL HELP. 73 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,976 I AIN'T READING IT 'CAUSE BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NO "SUCKA." 74 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,976 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> Cream Corn: MAN, FRANK THE. 75 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,976 JOHN'S BEEN CALLING ALL DAY ASKING WHERE THE HOES AT. 76 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,976 Bullhorn: FRANK THE JOHN, I KNOW YOU CALLING FOR SOME. 77 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,976 SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FUN, BUT THE WHORES AIN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. 78 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,976 THEY'RE LIVING DICK-FREE IN THE LAND OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SUN! 79 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,976 [ TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS I [ Jamaican accent ] RHATID, 80 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 DEM AMAZING. [ Jamaican accent ] OH, ME SEE DEM. 81 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,976 DEM SO BEAUTIFUL, OLD, WRINKLED, AND PALE. 82 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,560 NOT DEM, BOY... THE ONE NEXT TO DEM. 83 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,000 COME IN. WE GO OVER THERE. 84 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,560 NOBODY MESS THIS UP, YOU KNOW. LET'S GO. 85 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,976 I LIKE JAMAICA, BUT WHY IT GOT SO MANY JAMAICANS? 86 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,977 WAIT A MINUTE. 87 00:03:34,001 --> 00:03:35,976 JAMAICANS COME IN VANILLA? 88 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,976 Honey Bee: Y'ALL SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT NO MEN ANYWAY. 89 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,160 WE CAME HERE TO GIVE YOUR SUCKERS AND FUCKERS A BREAK. 90 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,976 YEAH, WE NEED A BREAK FROM SUCKING AND FUCKIN' BUT YOU NEED 91 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,976 SOME SUCKING AND FUCKIN'! >> HELLO, LADIES. 92 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,977 I'M YOUR SERVER, DEXTER. 93 00:03:48,001 --> 00:03:49,976 THIS IS SAINT, AND THIS IS JACQUES. 94 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,976 TOGETHER, WE ARE DEXTER SAINT JACQUES. 95 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,976 HORS D'OEUVRES? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 96 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,976 Honey Bee: UNH-UNH! 97 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,976 THE DOCTOR SAID NO SEX, AND THAT INCLUDES FOOD THAT YOU CAN 98 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,976 FUCK >> HOW WE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY OUR HO-CATION IF YOU DON'T RELAX? 99 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,977 Honey Bee: I'M RELAXED. 100 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:02,976 I'M HAVING A-A REAL GOOD TIME. 101 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,976 [ CHUCKLES ] THE ONLY THING HAVING A GOOD TIME IS THAT STICK 102 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,240 UP YOUR ASS. MM, SHE'S RIGHT. 103 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,976 YOU NEED TO STOP BOTTOM BITCHING AND GET YOU SOME OF THESE 104 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,976 JAMAICAN HOT DOGS. 105 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,976 Honey Bee: [ SIGHS I I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 106 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,976 BLACK DYNAMITE DID SEND ME HERE TO RELAX. 107 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,976 MAYBE I JUST NEED TO GO LAY ON THE BEACH. 108 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,976 NO, YOU NEED TO GET LAID ON THE BEACH. 109 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,976 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WE CAN HEAR YOUR PUSSY 110 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,977 WHEN YOU WALK, BITCH. 111 00:04:22,001 --> 00:04:24,976 YOU TOO DRY, HOE. 112 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,640 Black Dynamite: SUEY! SUEY! SUEY! SUEY! 113 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,120 Bullhorn: NOW, I AIN'T RACIST, AND I DON'T MEAN TO. 114 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,976 CLOWN, BUT, DAMN, I WISH THERE WAS SOME MOTHERFUCKING MEXICANS 115 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:32,977 AROUND! 116 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:34,976 Cream Corn: [ CHUCKLES I [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 117 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:35,977 SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SUCKA. 118 00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:37,976 Black Dynamite: GET THE PHONE, SUCKA. 119 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:38,977 Cream Corn: OH, NO NEED, BLACK DYNAMITE. 120 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:41,976 I PUT A SIGN BY THE PHONE THAT SAYS, "WE ALL WHORED OUT," SO WE 121 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,977 AIN'T EVEN GOT TO ANSWER. 122 00:04:43,001 --> 00:04:44,976 [ KNOCK ON DOOR I FRANK THE JOHN? 123 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,280 JOHN THE JOHN? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 124 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 WHAT DO WE WANT?! 125 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,374 YOU SEE THESE ROCK-HARD DICKS?! WE NEED 126 00:04:50,398 --> 00:04:51,976 SOME FUCKING AND SUCKING AND WE NEED IT NOW! 127 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,976 AND IF YOU AIN'T GOT FUCKIN' AND SUCKING, WE'LL TAKE SOME SUCKING 128 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,976 AND FUCKING >> Cream Corn: DIDN'T Y'ALL HEAR THE SIGN? 129 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,976 WE FRESH OUT OF HOES. AREN'T Y'ALL MARRIED, ANYWAY? 130 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,960 OF COURSE WE'RE MARRIED. WHY YOU THINK WE HERE? 131 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,976 LOOK, I CAN'T WALK AROUND LIKE THIS ALL DAY. 132 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,480 I-I WORK IN A SCHOOL WITH KIDS. MY DICK IS HARDER THAN SLAVERY. 133 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,977 YEAH, THIS IS DANGEROUS, MAN. 134 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,976 I HAVE TO WALK HOME THROUGH A GAY NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ALL THIS. 135 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:09,977 COME ON, MAN. 136 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:11,976 YOU... YOU GOT TO HAVE A HOE UP IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 137 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,976 OOH, WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG, FAT LAFFY TAFFY BITCH? WE... WE COULD SPLIT HER. 138 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,976 Cream Corn: BYE AND BYE! 139 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,976 [ GRUNTS ] [ GROWLS ] 140 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:27,976 [ ALL GROWLING ] [ TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 141 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,976 ♪ OOH, YES ♪ ALL RIGHT 142 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,976 [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> BOB! AAH! 143 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,976 ♪ OOH, YEAH ♪ ALL RIGHT 144 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,976 [ SCREAMING CONTINUES I >> OH, MY GOD! 145 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,976 ♪ WITH THE BIG, BLACK JAMAICAN TOOL ♪ 146 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 ♪ JAMAICAN >> [ Jamaican accent ] ME NAME'S 147 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,976 BOB... BOB MARLEY. 148 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,976 Honey Bee: [ SNORING ] [ TING! ] 149 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,976 AAH! 150 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:02,977 YEAH. 151 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:06,976 SHABBA. 152 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,976 Honey Bee: MMM. MMM. 153 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,976 MMM, THIS IS SOME GOOD JAMAICAN ICE CREAM. 154 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,976 SORRY FOR ALMOST KNOCKING YOUR HEAD OFF BACK THERE, BUT YOU 155 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,976 JUST CAN'T BE WALKING UP ON A BITCH ON THE BEACH. 156 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,977 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DAUGHTER. 157 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,976 I WAS REALLY JUST TRYING TO PROTECT MY SPLIFF. 158 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,976 Honey Bee: NOW, WHAT YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN? 159 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,976 MUSTAFAH MARLEY? MATUMBO? 160 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:23,977 WHAT... WHAT... WHAT? 161 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:25,976 BOB. BOB MARLEY. 162 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,977 I AND I IS A REGGAE STAR. 163 00:06:27,001 --> 00:06:28,976 Honey Bee: WELL, I NEVER HEARD OF YOU. 164 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,976 MUST NOT BE THAT GOOD, BUT KEEP WORKING. 165 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,976 WHO KNOWS? ONE DAY, YOU MIGHT BE AS FAMOUS AS MARLON JACKSON. 166 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,976 [ CHUCKLES ] ME ORIGINALLY WAS STUNNED BY 167 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 YOUR BEAUTY, BUT THE FACT YOU NO CARE WHO I AM A-TURN ME ON. 168 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,976 Honey Bee: GOOD, 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING NOT TO SAY NOTHING, BUT. 169 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,976 YOU NEED TO COMB THAT NAPPY-ASS HAIR. 170 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,976 A COCONUT FOR MY LITTLE COCONUT. 171 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,976 HOLD UP. HOLD UP. HOLD... UP. 172 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,976 THE BOB MARLEY WOKE YOU UP AND SAVED YOU FROM GETTING 173 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,977 SUNBURNED? 174 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,976 Honey Bee: GIRL, YES, AND THEN HE CLIMBED UP A COCONUT. 175 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 TREE, MASSAGED MY FEET, CARRIED ME IN HIS ARMS ALONG THE BEACH. 176 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,520 OH SHIT! THEN WHAT, GIRL? THEN WHAT? 177 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,976 Honey Bee: THEN HE GOT FRISKY ON ME WHEN I LET HIM RUB SUNTAN. 178 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,977 LOTION ON ME. 179 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:11,976 I KNOW GOOD AND DAMN WELL THAT THE INSIDE OF MY VAGINA CAN'T 180 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,560 GET SUNBURNED. DEXTER, YOU DAMN LIAR. 181 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,976 ME CAN'T BELIEVE THE BIGGEST REGGAE STAR IN THE WORLD INVITED 182 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,976 US TO HIM PRIVATE REHEARSAL SHOW BEFORE THE ONE LOVE PEACE 183 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,120 CONCERT. >> Honey Bee: FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW YOU. 184 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,720 SECOND, HE INVITED ME. THIRD, I'M NOT GOING. 185 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,977 AND FOURTH, WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING TO YOU? 186 00:07:25,001 --> 00:07:26,976 FOR A WOMAN WHO RUN A WHOREHOUSE, YOU'RE PRETTY. 187 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,976 WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU LET A MAN BACK UP IN FRONT OF YOUR BUTT 188 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,120 FROM THE BACK? HE'S RIGHT. 189 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,976 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FELT LOVE IN THE HEART OF YOUR 190 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,800 PUNANI? Honey Bee: IT AIN'T BEEN THAT LONG. 191 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,977 10 YEARS, MAYBE. 192 00:07:37,001 --> 00:07:38,976 CHILD, THAT THING PROBABLY DON'T EVEN WORK NO MORE. 193 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,976 [ CHUCKLES ] >> Honey Bee: MY LITTLE FUCKER. 194 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,760 FUCKS JUST FINE. I JUST DON'T FUCK WITH LOVE. 195 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,976 WELL, ME AND DEXTER FUCK WITH IT ALL NIGHT LONG. 196 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,976 [ LAUGHS ] >> WE DO? 197 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,976 OH, YEAH, WE DO. 198 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,976 WE FALL IN LOVE AT FIRST FUCK OR IS IT FUCK AT FIRST SIGHT? 199 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,760 ME FORGET. [ SMOOCHES I >> Honey Bee: UGH! 200 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,976 SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FOR FREE IS DISGUSTING! 201 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,976 NOW, I TAUGHT YOU HOES TO BE CLASSIER THAN THAT. 202 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,976 [ DOOR SLAMS ] >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 203 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,976 [ RATTLING ] [ ALL GROANING, SHOUTING ] 204 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,976 Cream Corn: BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME AND SEE. 205 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:11,977 THIS. 206 00:08:12,001 --> 00:08:15,976 [ ALL GROWLING ] >> Bullhorn: THESE JOHNS AIN'T. 207 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,976 HAD SEX AND ARE ALL BACKED UP WITH SEMEN, AND IT'S DAMN-NEAR 208 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,976 TURNED THEM INTO HORNY, MINDLESS DEMONS. 209 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,976 Black Dynamite: WHAT SHOULD WE DO, CREAM CORN? 210 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,840 Cream Corn: I DON'T KNOW. WHY YOU ASKING ME? 211 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,976 Black Dynamite: 'CAUSE YOU AND A MONK ARE THE ONLY ONES I. 212 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,976 KNOW WHO CAN DEAL SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT GETTING ASS FOR LONG 213 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,976 PERIODS OF TIME, AND THERE AIN'T NO MONK HERE I CAN ASK. 214 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,976 Bullhorn: WELL, WE CAN'T CALL THE POLICE. 215 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,976 THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE OUT THERE, TOO, DRY HUMPING THE BUILDING 216 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:35,977 AND READY TO SCREW. 217 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:37,976 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] >> Cream Corn: WHAT ARE WE. 218 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,977 WAITING FOR? 219 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:40,976 LET'S KILL THE WALKING DEAD DEAD! 220 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,976 Bullhorn: CREAM CORN, WE CAN'T DO THESE MOTHERFUCKERS NO. 221 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,976 DAMAGE 'CAUSE THESE ZOMBIE JOHNS GOT US AT AN UNFAIR 222 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,976 DICK-ADVANTAGE. 223 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,976 [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY I ♪ LET'S GO RAW 224 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,976 ♪ I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND ♪ RIGHT IN DE PALM OF MY HAND 225 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:58,977 ♪ DON'T NEED DE RUBBER ♪ LET'S GO RAW 226 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:01,976 ♪ I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? 227 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,976 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING I Honey Bee: HUH, THAT'S. 228 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,640 STRANGE. DON'T Y'ALL KNOW HE AIN'T FAMOUS? 229 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,977 HEY, YOU LIKE ME SONG, EH? 230 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:11,976 Honey Bee: I-I GUESS IT SOUNDED GOOD, EVEN THOUGH I HAD. 231 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,977 NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. 232 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:14,976 HONEY BEE, SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU IN A JUBEE. 233 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,976 YOU HAVE ME SOUL. 234 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,480 I JUMP AROUND AND FLASH AND TURN UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIP-FLOP AND 235 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,976 SKYDIVE AND ALL KIND OF TING. YOU KNOW WHAT ME SAY? 236 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,976 Honey Bee: I HOPE YOU GOT A BOB MARLEY-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY 237 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,976 'CAUSE YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH IS REALLY BROKEN, SO I DON'T 238 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,976 KNOW... >> YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ME A-SAY 239 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,040 NOW? Honey Bee: OOH, OH. 240 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:33,977 I-I GUESS I DO. 241 00:09:34,001 --> 00:09:36,976 YOU KNOW, I-I USUALLY DON'T ALLOW MEN TO GET THIS CLOSE TO 242 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,976 ME, BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS UP WITH 243 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,200 YOU. YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO SAFE. 244 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,976 [ GUN COCKS ] >> IT'S TIME TO DIE, MARLEY! 245 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,976 [ GUN COCKS ] >> Honey Bee: WITH THE EXCEPTION. 246 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,976 OF THESE THREE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH MACHINE GUNS! 247 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,977 WHAT THE HELL?! 248 00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:52,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 249 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,360 FUCK IS GOING ON? NO WORRY, BEE. 250 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,160 JUST SOME MAN TRY AND KILL I. 251 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,976 [ Jamaican accent ] ME GOT YOUR ASS THIS TIME, BOY. 252 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,977 NO, I-I GOT HIM! 253 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:05,976 [ Jamaican accent I NO, ME GOT HIM! 254 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Honey Bee: [ GRUNTS I [ CHUCKLES ] 255 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:09,977 COME ON! 256 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:14,976 [ GUNFIRE ] >> WAY TOO POSITIVE. 257 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,976 MUSIC TOO DAMN POSITIVE. 258 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,976 COME BACK HERE! I GO AND BLOCK YOU! I GO AND BLOCK YOU, BOB! 259 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,976 Honey Bee: OH! 260 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:29,976 [ BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ GUNFIRE ] 261 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,976 OOH! 262 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,976 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ] 263 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,976 Honey Bee: SHIT WITH ALL THIS DAMN WEED, I THOUGHT THIS. 264 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,976 ISLAND WOULD BE WAY MORE PEACEFUL! 265 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,976 WELL, SOME PARTS ARE PEACEFUL. 266 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,976 Honey Bee: WHAT PARTS, BOB?! 267 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,976 UH, MOSTLY THE PARTS I'M NOT IN. 268 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,977 BUMBACLOT! 269 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:50,976 WHAT YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 270 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,976 ACCORDING TO MY BOB MARLEY ASSASSINATION SCHEDULE, IT'S THE 271 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,976 JAMAICA LABOUR PARTY'S TURN TO TRY AND KILL HIM. 272 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,976 NO, IT'S NOT. 273 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,976 MY SCHEDULE SAYS THE PEOPLE'S NATIONAL PARTY TURN. 274 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,000 LOOK HERE. FOUL, FOUL. 275 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,976 THAT'S LAST YEAR'S SCHEDULE, MAN. 276 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,440 RHATID! YOU'RE RIGHT! TOLD YOU. 277 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:04,977 AND WHO IS YOU? 278 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:06,976 I'M WITH THE C.I.A., ASSHOLE. 279 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,976 FUCK I GOT TO GO BACK AND GET MY ARM. 280 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 WHO ARE YOU, MAN? 281 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,976 I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE SCHEDULE. 282 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,976 [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Honey Bee: AREN'T YOU AFRAID. 283 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:19,977 OF PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL YOU? 284 00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:23,976 ME A REBEL, MAN, WHO DON'T HAVE NO HELP, NOR TAKE NO BRIBE 285 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,976 AND FIGHT SINGLE-HANDED WITH THE MUSIC IN ME HEART FOR THE PEOPLE 286 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:26,977 THEM. 287 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,976 Honey Bee: FUCK FIGHTING WITH MUSIC. 288 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,976 YOU NEED A DAMN GUN, BULLETPROOF VEST, SOMETHING. 289 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,976 WELL, I GUESS IF YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO DIE, I SHOULDN'T BE 290 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,976 AFRAID OF LOVE. 291 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,976 OHH, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO SWEEP A BOTTOM BITCH OFF HER BOTTOM. 292 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,977 BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA! 293 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,976 Cream Corn: THE WHORES AIN'T PICKING UP. 294 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,976 WHEN THEY COMING BACK? 295 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,960 Black Dynamite: MAYBE THEY PUT A NOTE BY THE PHONE SO YOU COULD READ IT. 296 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,976 [ GLASS SHATTERING ] DAMN, THE JOHNS ARE TRYING TO 297 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,977 FLOOD US OUT. 298 00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:53,976 All: WE NEED WHORES! 299 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,976 GIVE US BRAINS! 300 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Honey Bee: MM. 301 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,976 BABY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR SO MUCH CLOTHES? 302 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,976 Honey Bee: I'M IN A BIKINI. 303 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,040 I'M DAMN-NEAR NAKED. NO. 304 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 NOW YOU ARE. 305 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,976 WOW, JAH HAS CLEARLY, CLEARLY, CLEARLY BLESSED YOU. 306 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 YOU IS SO BEAUTIFUL... BOTH OF YOU. 307 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,040 Honey Bee: OH, MY GOSH. 308 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,960 YOU LIKE MY GIANT SPLIFF? Honey Bee: MM-HMM. 309 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,976 I WANT TO SMOKE IT. 310 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,976 OH, A REAL SPLIFF? 311 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,977 OKAY, REALLY? 312 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:26,976 MM. 313 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 [ WATER SPLASHING ] YEAH. 314 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,976 [ MOANING ] [ ANIMALS SCREECHING ] 315 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,976 AHH! 316 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,976 BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA! 317 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,976 OHH, YOU JUST MADE UP FOR 10 YEARS OF NO ORGASMS IN ONE 318 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,976 NIGHT. 319 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,976 WHOO, MY VAGINA... SHE GOT HER GROOVE BACK, BUT YOU BLEW MY 320 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,977 BACK OUT. 321 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,976 WOULD YOU STAY IF ME PROMISED TO GIVE YOUR VAGINA IT GROOVE 322 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,976 BACK EVERY DAY? 323 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,976 Honey Bee: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND ALL, BUT THIS AIN'T GONNA. 324 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,977 LAST, SWEETHEART. 325 00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:57,976 I GOT TO GO BACK TO THE WHOREPHAN... MM. MM. 326 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,976 MM. 327 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,976 ME LOVE YOU, BEE. 328 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 NOW WHAT YOU SAY, BABY? 329 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,977 Honey Bee: AW, DAMN! 330 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:08,976 I'M IN LOVE AT FIRST FUCK! [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 331 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,976 [ MOANING ] [ WHIMPERS ] 332 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,976 Honey Bee: WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS DOING? 333 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,977 ARE YOU GIRLS SUCKING AND FUCKIN'?! 334 00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:17,976 JUST GETTING A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT ROOM SERVICE. 335 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,977 Honey Bee: WELL, GUESS WHAT. 336 00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:20,976 ME, TOO! 337 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 WHAT?! HEY, Y'ALL! 338 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,976 BOB MARLEY KNOCKED THE DUST OFF HONEY BEE'S PUNANI! 339 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 [ LAUGHS ] COBWEBS AND ALL! 340 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,800 SO, WHEN YOU COMING BACK TO THE HOTEL TO GIVE US ALL THE DETAILS, GIRL? 341 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,976 Honey Bee: WELL, THAT'S THE THING, SEE. 342 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,320 I'M NOT COMING BACK TO THE HOTEL. 343 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:34,977 I'M NOT LEAVING JAMAICA. 344 00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:36,976 HONEY BEE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 345 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,976 GIRL, THIS IS JUST HO-CATION DICK! 346 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,976 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL B.D.? 347 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,976 Honey Bee: TELL HIM I SAID, "GOODBYE." 348 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 YOU SURE, BEE? 349 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,977 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BEE. 350 00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:52,976 ME A-TAKE YOU TO MEET ME FAMBLY. 351 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,976 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 352 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,976 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Honey Bee: OH, THERE'S A LOT. 353 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,977 OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN HERE. 354 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:03,976 IT REMINDS ME OF MY WHOREPHANAGE. 355 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,976 I'M GONNA FIT RIGHT IN. 356 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,976 BUT WHO'S THIS HO? 357 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,976 IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET BOB'S DEAR, SWEET MOTHER. 358 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,977 OH, NO, NO, NO. 359 00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:15,976 RITA IS MY EMPRESS. 360 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,280 IT'S ME WIFE. Honey Bee: WIFE? 361 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,976 WIFE, LIKE IN "WIFE," LIKE MARRIED WIFE? 362 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,976 [ GASPS ] >> RITA, MY NEWEST BABY. 363 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,977 THIS HONEY BEE. 364 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,976 [ Jamaican accent ] OH, SO YOU ARE THE WOMAN BOB IS. 365 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,976 CHEATING ON THE WOMAN HE'S CHEATING ON ME WITH? 366 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,976 Honey Bee: [ STAMMERING ] CINDY, SAY HI TO HONEY BEE. 367 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,976 [ Jamaican accent I HI, HONEY BEE. 368 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,281 MY NAME IS CINDY BREAKSPEARE, FORMER MISS WORLD AND BOB'S 369 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,977 NUMBER-ONE WOMAN AFTER RITA. 370 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,976 Honey Bee: UH, I AIN'T A ENGLISH MAJOR, BUT WOULDN'T THAT. 371 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,977 MAKE YOU NUMBER TWO? 372 00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,976 OH, YOU'RE WRONG, CHILD. 373 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,976 THAT WOULD MEAN THERE'S SOMEONE BEFORE ME AFTER RITA, AND THERE 374 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,976 IS NO ONE BEFORE ME AFTER RITA EXCEPT ME. 375 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Honey Bee: OKAY, BEAUTY QUEEN WHO CAN'T COUNT. 376 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,000 DADDY! DADDY! PAPA! PAPA! 377 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:53,977 DADDY! 378 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,976 Honey Bee: UH, "DADDY"? 379 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,600 I CAN'T. I THINK I NEED SOME ANTIBIOTICS. 380 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,977 OOH! 381 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,976 [ THUDDING ] >> Cream Corn: THIS IS OUR LAST. 382 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,976 DOOR. 383 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,976 Bullhorn: MAN, WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS ENTIRE SITUATION. 384 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,976 NEXT TIME, WE SENDING THE JOHNS WITH THE WHORES ON HO-CATION. 385 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,976 Black Dynamite: OKAY, WE GOT TWO CHOICES. 386 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,976 ONE, WE GIVE THEM CREAM CORN, OR, TWO, WE PRETEND TO BE HORNY 387 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,976 ZOMBIES SO THEY DON'T DO WHATEVER HORNY ZOMBIES DO TO 388 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,977 PEOPLE WHO AIN'T HORNY ZOMBIES. 389 00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:18,976 Cream Corn: FOR SOME REASON, I LIKE NUMBER TWO BETTER THAN. 390 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,000 NUMBER ONE. HOW DO WE DO IT? 391 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,976 Black Dynamite: REMEMBER THEIR FACES? 392 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,976 THEIR EYES ARE VACANT WITH A HINT OF SADNESS, LIKE A MAN WHO 393 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,976 AIN'T HAD NO PUSSY IN YEARS. CREAM CORN, YOU JUST ACT NORMAL. 394 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,976 Cream Corn: I CAN DEFINITELY DO THAT. 395 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,976 Black Dynamite: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, AND. 396 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,976 WHAT I'M SAYING I DAMN-SURE CAN'T BELIEVE, BUT I'M-A NEED 397 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,840 YOU TO GET YOUR DICKS HARD. Cream Corn: HUH? 398 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,976 Black Dynamite: LOOK, THE ONLY WAY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER. 399 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,976 THEIR VACANT EYES IS WITH YOUR MORNING GLORY. 400 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,976 [ ALL GROWLING ] >> WE WANT EVERY PART OF THE 401 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,360 WHORES! I NEED HOES UP UNDER ME! 402 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,976 I KNOW YOU GOT 'EM! 403 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,977 ME NO KNOW WHY YOU UPSET. 404 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:49,976 ME TELL YOU I WAS TAKING YOU TO MEET ME FAMBLY. 405 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,976 Honey Bee: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED WITH KIDS. 406 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,976 HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE, HUH, MR. GIANT SPLIFF? 407 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 WELL, THE BIBLE SAY, "BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY," AND IT 408 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,977 EASIER TO MULTIPLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE WOMAN TO BE 409 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,976 FRUITFUL WITH. 410 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,976 Honey Bee: OH, IT'S LIKE YOU SLEPT WITH THE WHOLE DAMN ISLAND! 411 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,000 NO, NO, BABY. I NOT AN ANIMAL LIKE THAT. 412 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,976 ONLY THE FEMALE HALF. 413 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:07,977 Honey Bee: OOH, I BETTER NOT HAVE CAUGHT NOTHING! 414 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,976 LOOK, BABY LOVE, LET'S HAVE THIS CONVERSATION LATER. 415 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,976 I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR THE ONE LOVE PEACE CONCERT. 416 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Honey Bee: [ GRUNTS ] 417 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,977 OKAY, NEXT TIME, I'M GOING TO 418 00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:23,976 THE PEACEFUL HALF OF JAMAICA. 419 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,977 DOES THIS MEAN YOU NOT SAY? 420 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:27,976 Honey Bee: I DO WANT TO STAY, BOB, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN. 421 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,360 DO ALL THAT NUMBER ONE TO THE TWO AND TWO TO THE ONE OR THE 422 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,976 FOUR TO FIVE... HOWEVER Y'ALL DO ALL THAT SHIT 423 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,976 AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THESE ASSASSINATION 424 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,977 ATTEMPTS? 425 00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:38,976 ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS ALWAYS PICK UP BEFORE A BIG CONCERT. 426 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,976 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE Cream Corn: OKAY, I'M READY. 427 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,977 Black Dynamite: I CAN'T TELL. 428 00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:47,976 HERE. USE THIS. 429 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,977 MEET ME BY THE CAR WHEN WE GET OUT. 430 00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:51,000 WE NEED WHORES! 431 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,976 [ ALL GROWLING ] >> Cream Corn: WHORES! 432 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:01,000 [ CLATTERING ] [ ALL SHOUTING, GROWLING ] 433 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:10,000 [ MID-TEMPO REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 434 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Honey Bee: THE WHITE BITCH. 435 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,976 AAH! 436 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,977 [ GRUNTS ] >> SO, IF IT ISN'T THE DARKER 437 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,976 LIGHT-SKINNED TRAMP BOB'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH. 438 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,976 Honey Bee: UH, HEY, BECKY, OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, WHY ARE. 439 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,977 YOU TRYING TO KILL BOB? 440 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:34,000 I'VE HAD ME EYE ON YOU EVER SINCE YOU COME TO JAMAICA. 441 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 442 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,320 BOB WAS MINE... AND ALL THE OTHER 443 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,976 WOMEN IN JAMAICA, BUT NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. 444 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,976 YOU THE ONLY ONE HE SEEMS TO WANT, AND HE GAVE YOU MY 445 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,880 NICKNAME, "BABY." Honey Bee: YOU CRAZY BITCH. 446 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,977 EVERYONE CALLS EVERYONE "BABY." 447 00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:52,976 I OUGHT TO SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! 448 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,976 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHS ] 449 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,976 YOU THINK THAT'S ME ONLY MACHETE, YOU LIGHT DARK BITCH? 450 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,440 Honey Bee: LOOK, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY MACHETES YOU GOT... 451 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,000 WAIT. WHAT'D YOU CALL ME? 452 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:12,976 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> AAH! 453 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,960 WAIT NOW, MON. WHY YOUR HAIR NEVER COME OFF? 454 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,976 Honey Bee: MY TITTY! 455 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,976 AAH! 456 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,976 [ GRUNTS ] AAH! 457 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,976 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> Honey Bee: FAKE-ASS JAMAICAN. 458 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 BITCH. UGH. 459 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:40,000 [ SIGHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 460 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,976 I'M ALMOST DONE PACKING SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HOPE ROAD. 461 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,976 ME HAD A TALK WITH CINDY. 462 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,976 SHE STILL WANT TO KILL YOU, BUT EVERY LICKLE THING'S GONNA BE 463 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,160 ALL RIGHT. Honey Bee: GOOD. 464 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,976 NOW COME OVER AND GIVE ME THAT TUFF GONG. 465 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,976 OKAY, BUT ME WANT YOU MEET SOMEONE FIRST. 466 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,976 TIS IS YVETTE, WHO ME JUST MET ON ME WAY UP HERE. 467 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,976 SHE'S ME NEW NUMBER ONE TO ME NUMBER ONE. 468 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,977 Honey Bee: WHAT?! 469 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,976 OKAY, NOW, THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! 470 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,976 SO LET ME GUESS... I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NUMBER TWO? 471 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,976 I DONE GOT SHOT AT, JUMPED OFF OF MOUNTAINS AND SHIT 472 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,977 OH, YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP. 473 00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,976 NO, NO, YOU NEVER BE NUMBER TWO. 474 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,976 IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE JUST NOT NUMBER ONE. 475 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,976 Honey Bee: I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON THAT TRULY DOES NOT. 476 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,976 UNDERSTAND HOW THIS KIND OF SHIT WOULD MAKE A BITCH KILL 477 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,976 YOU, BUT I CAN'T DO THIS, BOB. 478 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,160 I-I'M GOING HOME. I GET IT. 479 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,976 ME UNDERSTAND. RESPECT. 480 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,280 Honey Bee: RESPECT? THAT'S IT? 481 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,976 WHAT HAPPENED TO, "GET UP, STAND UP, DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT"? 482 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,200 WHERE'S THE FIGHT FOR ME, BOB? 483 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,720 YOU KNOW WHAT? Y'ALL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KILL YOU, HER, 484 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,976 NUMBER THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, AND EVERY OTHER BITCH WITH A 485 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:37,977 DAMN NUMBER. 486 00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:40,000 GET THE FUCK OUT! 487 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,976 [ SIGHS ] "DICKSIDENTAL"? 488 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,976 WHAT THE HELL IS A DICKSIDENTAL? 489 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,977 $5,000? 490 00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,976 ALL WE HAD WAS SOME HOT DOGS AND SOME NUTS! 491 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,976 THAT, AND YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT OF ROOM SERVICE FROM DEXTER, 492 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,977 SAINT, JACQUES. 493 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:55,976 SAYS HERE YOU HAD THE BLUE MOUNTAIN DEW ME, SEVERAL 494 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,976 ALABAMA RUDE BOY SLAMMERS, THE TWO GIRLS, ONE COCK SEX 495 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,976 LITERALLY ON THE BEACH, ET CETERA, ET CETERA. 496 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,976 YOU MEAN DEXTER, SAINT, JACQUES ARE HE-WHORES? 497 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,976 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FOR MONEY. 498 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,976 THEN WE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD ALL THE SUCKING AND FUCKIN' WE DID. 499 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,976 BOB, IF YOU LOVE HER, WHY YOU LET HER GO? 500 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 SHE SAVED ME LIFE. 501 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,976 SHE DESERVE A MAN WHO WILL BE TOTALLY DEDICATED, LOVE, AND 502 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,976 CHERISH HER, AND, MOST IMPORTANT, WON'T MAKE HER CUT 503 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,976 OFF HIM PENIS. 504 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,976 HONEY BEE, ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 505 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,977 Honey Bee: I'll BE FINE. 506 00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,976 [ SNIFFLES ] OOH, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MY 507 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,976 PUNANI'S GONNA LIVE WITHOUT HIM. 508 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:39,000 [ ALL GROWLING ] >> WHORES! 509 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,977 GIVE US BRAINS! 510 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,976 Black Dynamite: WHEN WE GET TO THE TOP, PULL UP THE LADDER. 511 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,977 SO THEY CAN'T FOLLOW US. 512 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,976 YOU DIG? 513 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,976 Cream Corn: AAH! WHOA! WHOA! 514 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,976 HELP, BLACK DYNAMITE! 515 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,976 BECAUSE IF I GET TURNED INTO ONE OF THEM, I'M-A GET YOU, TOO. 516 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,976 Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN, SHUT UP BEFORE THEY PUT. 517 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,976 SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH. Cream Corn: IT'S TOO LATE! 518 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,640 [ WHIMPERS ] >> Black Dynamite: [ SIGHS ] 519 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,976 AW FUCK IT. AAH-SUEY! 520 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,976 HEY, Y'ALL! THE HOES IS BACK! 521 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,976 [ ALL GASP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 522 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,977 HOES TO THE LEFT OF ME! 523 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,976 Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE, YOU'RE BACK! 524 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,976 I-I MEAN, HONEY BEE, YOU BACK. 525 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,976 [ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW I'M-A MAKE BACK MY $5,000. 526 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,600 DAMN. IT'S LIKE A HERO WHORES WELCOME. 527 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,976 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 528 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,977 WE HOME NOW! 529 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:29,976 [ ALL GRUNT ] >> Honey Bee: AHH. 530 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,976 IT'S GOOD TO BE NUMBER ONE AGAIN. 531 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,976 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] OH, WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW THAT'S 532 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,977 NOT A SPLIFF IN YOUR POCKET. 533 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,976 Black Dynamite: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, HONEY BEE, BUT 534 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,976 I AM HAPPY YOU DECIDED TO COME HOME EARLY. 535 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,976 Honey Bee: OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 536 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,976 Black Dynamite: I MEAN, BUT WHO WOULDN'T BE HAPPY TO SEE A. 537 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,976 PLANE FULL OF HOES COMING BACK FROM JAMAICA WHEN THEY 538 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,976 SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF ZOMBIE JOHNS WITH ERECTIONS? 539 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:54,976 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> WELL, I HAVE DETERMINED THAT 540 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,976 YOU WHORES ARE ALL WHORED OUT. 541 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,976 OH, AND, UH, THIS ONE'S ON ME. 542 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE