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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ SO DYNAMITE

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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOHHH

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♪ AHHHH ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE

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♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH

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♪ OOOOHHHH ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

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THIS WEEK...

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RONDELL?!

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Black Dynamite: MOTHERLESS
AND FATHERLESS ORPHANS?!

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TRICK OR TREAT! >> Black Dynamite:
DAMN, IT'S JUST PARENTED KIDS.

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HAVE Y'ALL SEEN A GROUP OF
ORPHANS ABOUT CHILD HEIGHT,

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WALKING WITH A SKINNY
HALF-PIMP WITH A PERM?

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COME ON! YOU HAD TO SEE THEM.

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THEY WHERE DRESSED UP LIKE
A BUNCH OF LITTLE BIGFOOTS,

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GOBLINS, VAMPIRES, AND SHIT,
SORTA LIKE Y'ALL AND ALL THE

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OTHER KIDS RUNNING AROUND
HERE. MAN, FUCK YOUR ORPHANS.

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NOW EITHER YOU GONNA GIVE
US SOME CANDY, OR WE TPing THIS.

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WHOLE GOD DAMNED WHOREPHANAGE!

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Black Dynamite: FOOLISH
KID TRICK-OR-TREATER!

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YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

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AH, SUEY!

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OKAY, I'M ONLY GONNA
ASK YOU ONE MORE AGAIN.

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NOW, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME
ORPHANS WALKING AROUND WITH A

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SKINNY HALF-PIMP WITH A
PERM. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?!

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Honey Bee: MOVE, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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I GOT THIS.

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HERE YOU GO, KIDS.

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HMM, THAT'S STRANGE.

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I COULD HAVE SWORN WE
HAD A WHOLE BOWL OF...

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I KNOW THIS NEGRO DIDN'T.

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Bullhorn: AT LEAST I LEFT THE
CANDY CORNS AND THE SUCKERS FOR.

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THESE SUCKERS!

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BUT Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW NOT TO
LEAVE CHOCOLATE ROUND ME, 'CAUSE

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I WILL EAT THAT MOTHER
FUCKERS! Black Dynamite: DAMN THE.

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SUCKERS AND CANDY CORNS!

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WE NEED TO BE FOCUSED
ON ORPHANS AND CR CORN.

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NOW IT'S TWO MINUTES PAST
THEIR CURFEW, AND THEY STILL AIN'T

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HERE YET.

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ] THAT'S THEM!

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FRANK THE JOHN, AIN'T YOU A
LITTLE TOO OLD FOR TREATS?

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MAN, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T
TRICK MY DICK WITH NO TREATS.

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I JUST WANT SOME PUSSY >> Honey
Bee: I'M SORRY, FRANK THE JOHN.

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COME ON IN. GIRLS,
YOUR TRICK IS HERE!

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Black Dynamite: I THINK
SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THEM,

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HONEY BEE. AND THE SOMETHING
I'M THINKING IS SOMETHING BAD.

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Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE,
WILL YOU CALM DOWN?

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WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?
THEY'RE WITH CREAM CORN.

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ON SECOND THOUGHT...

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YOU MIGHT WANNA FIND THOSE KIDS.

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Cream Corn: HEY, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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Black Dynamite: I TOLD YOU TO
HAVE THESE ORPHANS BACK AT 7:31!

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WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO THEM, CREAM CORN? HUH?! HUH?!

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Cream Corn: LIKE WHAT, BLACK
DYNAMITE?! Black Dynamite: LIKE, LIKE...

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SUCKTHAT DICK... THAT'S WHAT!

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Cream Corn: WHAT THE
HELL IS SUCKTHAT DICK,

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BLACK DYNAMITE? >> Black Dynamite:
SUCKTHAT DICK IS NOT A WHAT,

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CREAM CORN.

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HE'S A WHO, A WHY, AND A WHAT.

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THIS IS ONE FLASHBACK BLACK
DYNAMITE NEVER THOUGHT

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HE'D HAVE IN FRONT OF Y'ALL.

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BUT SINCE I ALREADY SPILLED A
FEW BEANS, I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE

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A MESS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

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IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND I, AKA
TODDLER BLACK DYNAMITE, WAS LOST

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IN A DARK ALLEY LOOKING FOR
SOME TREATS BUT ENDED UP

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SURROUNDED BY TRICKS.

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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS, STUPID.

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Black Dynamite: NOW, TODDLER
BLACK DYNAMITE, HE AIN'T NEVER.

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BEEN SCARED OF ANYTHING THAT
STOOD ON TWO LEGS TO TAKE A

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PISS.

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THAT WAS, UNTIL
THE DAY I MET... SHIM.

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SOMETHING TOLD ME THIS TRICK
DIDN'T HAVE ANY TREATS THAT

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TODDLER BLACK
DYNAMITE WOULD LIKE.

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BUT BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS
WEARING A COSTUME, I TOOK MY

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CHANCES.

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AT THAT MOMENT HE LEANED
DOWN, STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG,

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BLOODSHOT RED EYES AND THOSE
LONG LADY EYELASHES AND SAID...

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SUCKTHAT DICK >> Black
Dynamite: NOW, MY MAMA.

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ALWAYS TOLD ME NEVER TO SUEY
A MOTHER FUCKA THAT DIDN'T HAVE

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BALLS.

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SO, A MAN IN A DRESS CONFUSED
TODDLER BLACK DYNAMITE.

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SO, I JUST CLOSED MY EYES AND
PEED ON MYSELF AND RAN AWAY.

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BUT DON'T WORRY.

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PEEING ON YOURSELF IS COOL
WHEN YOU'RE A BABY TODDLER.

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Bullhorn: LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.

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YOU DIDN'T WANT THESE ORPHANS
OUT LATE GETTING A TREAT OR A

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TRICK BECAUSE A GROWN MAN IN A
DRESS WANTED TO SUCK TODDLER

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BLACK DYNAMITE'S DICK?

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AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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Black Dynamite: SUEY!

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IT'S NOT FUNNY, BULLHORN!

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IF IT COULD HAPPEN TO ME AS
A TODDLER BLACK DYNAMITE, IT

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COULD HAPPEN TO THEM, TOO.

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Cream Corn: ALL I KNOW IS
YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS AIN'T.

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ABOUT TO RUIN MY HALLOWEEN.

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THIS HOLIDAY IS SUPPOSED TO
BE ABOUT EVIL DEMONS AND SCARY

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SHIT, NOT SUCKTHAT DICK! >>
Honey Bee: YOU KNOW WHAT?

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CREAM CORN'S RIGHT, BLACK
DYNAMITE. WE SHOULD GO OUT TONIGHT.

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Cream Corn: AS A MATTER OF
FACT, I GOT AN INVITATION TO A.

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HALLOWEEN PARTY
ACROSS TOWN. YAY!

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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

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Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,
I TOLD YOU I JUST DON'T FEEL.

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COMFORTABLE ABOUT THE
ORPHANS BEING OUT THIS LATE ON

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HALLOWEEN.

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Cream Corn: WHY DON'T WE GET SOMEBODY TO
ENTERTAIN THEM HERE, AND WE CAN GO OUT?

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Bullhorn: WHAT ABOUT THAT
LOCAL CAT, JOHN GACY?

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I HEARD HE'S GOT A KILLER
CLOWN KIDS-WATCHING AGENCY.

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Honey Bee: OOH, THAT'S
PERFECT, AND I CAN MAKE US SOME.

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COSTUMES REAL QUICK!
WHAT SHOULD WE BE, Y'ALL?

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Bullhorn: MAN, WE CAN'T GO
AS NO PUSSYFOOTING SINGERS,

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SUMO WRESTLERS,
OR ROCK QUARRIERS!

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WE SHOULD GO AS A BADASS
STREET GANG AND CONVENIENTLY CALL

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OURSELVES THE WARRIORS!

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HONEY BEE, THIS
GETUP IS OUT OF SIGHT!

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WE ARE GONNA KILL THEM AT
THE HALLOWEEN PARTY TONIGHT!

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Black Dynamite: BEE, I MUST
ADMIT, THESE ARE SOME TOUGH.

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THREADS.

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HELL, I MIGHT WANT TO
WEAR THIS EVERY DAY.

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Cream Corn: UH, HONEY BEE, IS MY
ASS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT IN THE.

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BACK LIKE THAT? Honey Bee:
UH, OF COURSE, CREAM CORN.

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I GAVE YOU THAT NEW PRINCE
LOOK. Cream Corn: OOH-WHAA!

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COOL!

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Honey Bee: I ACTUALLY
RAN OUT OF MATERIAL.

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SHHH!

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[ LAUGHS ] >> Black
Dynamite: NOW, POGO,

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I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO
KEEP THESE ORPHANS SAFE.

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IT'S HALLOWEEN, AND THERE'S AN
ASSLOAD OF SUCKTHAT DICK'S ON

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THE LOOSE. SURE, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE JUST GREAT.

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NOW, WHO WANTS TO MAKE
FOSTER BALLOON PARENTS?

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[ ALL GROAN ] >> Black
Dynamite: ALL RIGHT,

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WARRIORS, LET'S ROLL.

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

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> OKAY, NO MORE
FUCKIN' MAGIC TRICKS.

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IT'S TIME TO GET
DOWN TO BUSINESS.

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NOW, WHO WANTS TO
GET SAWED IN HALF FIRST!

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ME!

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YOU DO UNDERSTAND
THIS ISN'T A TRICK, RIGHT?

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I'M ACTUALLY GOING
TO SAW YOU IN HALF.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING
FOR YOUR LIVES RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

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[ ALL LAUGH ] NO,
SERIOUSLY, I'M A SERIAL

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KILLER. I'M REALLY
GONNA KILL YOU!

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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

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THE HALLOWEEN PARTY IS ALIVE

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IN WEST HOLLYWOOD.

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GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE
RIGHT NOW, 'CAUSE EVERY TOM'S DICK

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IS IN HARRY.

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IT'S TIME TO PA-A-RTAY!

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♪ AND HAVE OUR
WAY WITH THOSE... ♪

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♪ HAVE OUR WAY WITH THOSE...
Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,

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THIS PARTY LOOKS GAY.
Cream Corn: I KNOW, RIGHT?

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EVERYBODY LOOKS SO HAPPY!

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Black Dynamite: NO, I MEAN
LIKE LITTLE RICHARD GAY.

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Cream Corn: THIS IS A HALLOWEEN
PARTY. THOSE ARE JUST COSTUMES.

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WHOO! SHUT UP!

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Black Dynamite:
I'M SORRY, Y'ALL.

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I-I-I CAN'T DO
THIS. I-I-I CAN'T!

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Bullhorn: MAN, IT'S A SHAME THAT
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO.

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LITTLE BLACK DYNAMITE WAY
BACK IN THE DAYS WOULD MAKE BIG

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BLACK DYNAMITE SCARED OF GAYS!

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Black Dynamite: NOW JUST
BECAUSE BLACK DYNAMITE FEELS.

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UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT
THAT DICK SUCKING BOOTH OVER

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THERE... >> THAT'S
GONNA BE EXTRA.

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Black Dynamite: AND THAT
DRAG QUEEN RACE OVER HERE...

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AND THEY'RE OFF! COMING UP
IN THE REAR, IT'S HERSHEY'S KISS.

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Black Dynamite: DOES NOT MEAN BIG
BLACK DYNAMITE IS SCARED OF GAY PEOPLE.

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CAN YOU DIG IT?

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BOOTY FOR BASE!

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GET YOUR HOT BOOTY FOR BASE!

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CREAM CORN, YOU
SELLING ASS, TOO?!

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YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER
BLOCK 'CAUSE THIS IS ALL MINE.

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Black Dynamite: BASEHEAD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING?

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TO A BASEHEAD, THIS GAY BASH
IS LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY TO A

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FLORIST.

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COME ONE, COME ALL!

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GET IT WHILE IT'S
HOT! BOOTY FOR BASE!

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Black Dynamite: OKAY, IT'S
REALLY TIME TO GO NOW!

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Bullhorn: HOLD ON,
BLACK DYNAMITE.

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I CAN'T GO NOWHERE
TILL I FIND A LATRINE!

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THOSE CHOCOLATE BARS ARE
STARTING TO GIVE ME THE SHITS

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SOMETHING MEAN!

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OOH, LOOK AT MISS
HIDE-YOUR-THING RIGHT HERE!

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BITCH, YOU KNOW HOW
TO TUCK SOME BALLS.

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Honey Bee: WHY, THANK YOU!

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WAIT A MINUTE!

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JUST BECAUSE A BITCH GOT BIG
SHOULDERS DON'T MEAN SHE A MAN!

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Cream Corn: LOOK,
BLACK DYNAMITE!

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THE PARADE IS STARTING!

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IT LOOKS LIKE
EVERYBODY IS COMING OUT!

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THE PIPE LAYERS! HA HA HA HA!

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THE BEAN QUEENS! THE DLs!

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HA HA!

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Black Dynamite: I CAN'T WAIT
FOR BULLHORN ANYMORE.

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I'M A SPLIT.

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[ CROWD CHEERS ] [ SIGHS ]

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HERE SHE IS, THE
QUEEN OF QUEENS!

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THE HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE!

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, THE MOTHER OF THE

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CONFETTI PIRATES!

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THE ONE, THE ONLY... RIP TAYLES!

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

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[ As Rip Taylor ]
OH, MY GOODNESS!

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LEZZIES AND TRANNIES
AND BEARS, OH, MY!

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THE FUTURE BELONGS
TO US, BITCHES!

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NOW LOOKY, LOOKY HERE.

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WHAT DOES RIP
TAYLES SEE BEFORE HIM?

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THE FIRST LADIES NEXT TO THE
BONE COLLECTORS, THE BROWNIE

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KINGS NEXT TO THE TURD BURGLARS,
THE PETER PUFFERS NEXT TO THE

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FAIRY BOTTOMS.

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AND NOBODY'S BLOWING
ANYBODY... AWAY!

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[ CROWD LAUGHS ] THERE
ARE JUST TOO MANY DAMN

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FAIRIES TO FIT IN THIS ONE
LITTLE CREVICE OF HOLLYWOOD.

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I MEAN, YES, WE RUN
WEST HOLLYWOOD.

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WHAT ABOUT EAST
HOLLYWOOD, NORTH HOLLYWOOD,

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SOUTH HOLLYWOOD?

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WELL, I SAY, HOLLY WOULD IF
HOLLY COULD, BUT HOLLY CAN'T,

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SO A GAY MOTHER FUCKER SHOULD!

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CAN YOU DIG IT?

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YEAH, YEAH!

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CAN YOU DIG IT?

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CAN... YOU... DIG... IT?

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I'M DIGGING IT RIGHT NOW.

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YOU? A SERIAL KILLER?

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COME ON, POGO! I'M SERIOUS!

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I DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN SO NO
ONE WOULD EXPECT ANYTHING, AND

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THEN I VIOLENTLY
MURDER PEOPLE. SEE?

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IT SAYS RIGHT HERE.

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"JOHN GACY, ALSO KNOWN AS
POGO THE CLOWN, IS A SERIAL

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KILLER."

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WOW!

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A REAL, LIVE SERIAL KILLER RIGHT
HERE IN OUR WHOREPHANAGE!

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MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!

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YOU JUST... YOU REALLY
DON'T GET THIS, MAN.

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WHAT THE FUCK!?

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RIP TAYLES! RIP TAYLES!

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AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE HAVE MANY
POWERFUL CIVIC LEADERS WHO ARE

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VERY, VERY GAY.

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AND RIP TAYLES IS GONNA PULL
THEM OUT OF THEIR CLOSETS FOR

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THE STRAIGHT WORLD TO SEE!

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Bullhorn: UNISEX PORTA POTTIES!

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MAN, I TELL YOU,
I'VE SEEN IT ALL!

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AND I WILL SPARE YOU THE
DETAILS OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN

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THOSE STALLS!

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Black Dynamite: OKAY, BULLHORN
IS BACK, AND THE CROWD.

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IS STARTING TO
LOOSEN UP. LET'S GO!

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Cream Corn: AW, MAN, RIP
TAYLES IS ABOUT TO TELL US.

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WHO ALL THE GAY LEADERS
ARE. DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW?

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Black Dynamite:
LOOK, CREAM CORN.

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BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T...
THE FIRST NAME IS... OH,

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SHIT >> Black Dynamite: NO!

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SON OF A BITCH, I JUST GOT SHOT.

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HAS ANYBODY HERE BEEN SHOT?

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I MEAN, I'M ALREADY
GONE, SO DON'T WORRY.

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TELL TIM I LOVE HIM.

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HERE, HOLD THIS!
Cream Corn: OKAY!

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SAY WHAT? Black
Dynamite: CREAM CORN!

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TOSS THAT GUN BEFORE
THEY... >> AAHHH! HE'S THE ONE!

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THE WARRIORS DID IT!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
COME ON, BITCHES.

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LET'S GET 'EM! YOU'RE GONNA
GET PUNCHED IN THE DICK.

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GET HIM!

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OH, YEAH! >> Cream Corn: THERE'S
TOO MANY OF THEM, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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WHAT SHOULD WE
DO? SHOULD WE RUN?

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Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN,
BLACK DYNAMITE DON'T RUN FROM.

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NO HOMOSEXUALS.

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IN FACT... >> OH,
YOUR FRIENDS GONE?

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HUH?

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Black Dynamite: BEFORE YOU
ASK, I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM.

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THOSE FAIRIES.

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I'M RUNNING BECAUSE I HAVE
NOT DONE MY CARDIO TODAY.

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SO, FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS JUST
AN EXERCISE THAT BLACK DYNAMITE

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WAS GONNA DO, ANYWAY,
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.

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OKAY, THIS THE MOST FUN WE'RE
GONNA HAVE ON HALLOWEEN, SO

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LET'S ENJOY IT BEFORE
BLACK DYNAMITE GETS BACK.

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ORPHANS, POGO THE CLOWN
DOESN'T TAKE HIS SERIAL KILLING

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AS A JOKE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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YOU SHOULDN'T, EITHER,
BECAUSE WHEN I... OH-OH!

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[ ALL LAUGHING ] THAT'S
WHY YOUR PARENTS ARE

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DEAD! [ GROANS ] >> POOF!

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[ COUGHING ] POOF!

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WAIT! EVERYBODY STOP!

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I KNOW WHO SHOT RIP TAYLES!

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Black Dynamite: WELL, WHO
WAS IT, THEN, BASEHEAD?

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HOW THE HELL AM I
SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER?

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I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME!

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Bullhorn: DON'T HOLD
BACK, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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JUST KICK SOME SISSY BEHIND,
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT!

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00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,976
Black Dynamite: I TRIED TO HIT
THESE SISSIES, BULLHORN, BUT

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I CAN'T, ALL RIGHT! Honey
Bee: WHAT?! WHY NOT?!

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Black Dynamite: MY MOMMA
TOLD ME TO NEVER HIT ANYBODY.

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WITHOUT BALLS, AND THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I'M NEVER GOING TO

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DO.

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HOW CAN I KICK THEIR ASSES
IN THE DICK IF I DON'T KNOW IF

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THEIR ASSES HAVE DICKS OR
NOT? WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.

294
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IT'S... OH, MY GOD,
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

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[ GAGS ] OH!

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OH, MY GOD.

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00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:28,976
OH, MY GOD, I'M
GONNA... [ GAGS ]

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00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,976
OH, MY GOD, 'CAUSE
THAT'S NOT A FART.

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SOMEBODY SHIT HIMSELF
IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

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00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,977
YOU ARE CRAZY.

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Bullhorn: I CANNOT TELL A
TALE, TINY OR TALL, BUT THIS.

302
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,976
RUNNING MIXED WITH THESE MARS
CANDY BARS DONE MADE ME SHIT

303
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IN MY DRAWERS!

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00:11:40,001 --> 00:11:41,976
Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I
THOUGHT YOU DROPPED YOUR LOAD.

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00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,977
BACK AT THE GAY BASH.

306
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,976
Bullhorn: WELL, I TRIED BUT I
COULDN'T CONCENTRATE AT ALL.

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IT'S HARD TO SHIT WHEN
YOU'RE DODGING DICKS POKING

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THROUGH THE WALL! YEAH,
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD.

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I'M GONNA CUT YOU ALL IN HALF.

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[ LAUGHS ] >> WHATEVER
YOU DO, POGO, DON'T

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COME DOWN HERE!

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THERE'S NOTHING BUT ORPHANS
WAITING TO BE SERIAL-KILLED!

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[ ALL LAUGHING ]

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00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,977
Cream Corn: WHAT SHOULD
WE DO, BLACK DYNAMITE?

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SHOULD WE JUST
BEND OVER AND TAKE IT?

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HEY, IF YOU CAN GET ME HIGH
AGAIN, I CAN TELL YOU WHO KILLED

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RIP TAYLES, AND Y'ALL
WILL BE OFF THE HOOK!

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00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,976
Honey Bee: HOW WE GONNA SCORE
SOME DAMN BASE IF EVERYBODY IN.

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00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,640
THE CITY WANTS TO
KILL US? DON'T WORRY.

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I GOT A SECRET STASH
AT SANTA MONICA PIER.

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00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,976
Cream Corn: BUT THAT'S
LIKE TEN MILES AWAY!

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Bullhorn: MAN, SAVE THAT FOR
THE BIRDS, 'CAUSE AIN'T NO WAY.

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IN HELL I'M RUNNING TEN MILES
WITH MY ASS DROPPING TURDS.

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Cream Corn: OOH, I KNOW!
WE COULD CATCH THE BUS.

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I NEVER SEEN A GAY
DUDE ON THE BUS.

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Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT,
Y'ALL, WE NEED TO SPLIT UP AND.

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THROW THESE LADIES... MEN...

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WHATEVER, PEOPLE OFF TRACK.

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HONEY BEE, CREAM CORN, AND
BULLHORN, YOU GO THAT WAY.

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BLACK DYNAMITE AND BASEHEAD
ARE GONNA GET HIS BASE AT THE

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SANTA MONICA
PIER. MEET US THERE.

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ON ONE... BREAK!

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Bullhorn: HMM?

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HUH, WHAT? WHO?

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LOOK, ORPHAN, NORMALLY I
WOULD TURN THIS WHOLE PLACE INTO

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AN OCEAN OF BLOOD.

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00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,976
BUT IF YOU COME DOWN FROM
THERE RIGHT NOW, I PROMISE I'll JUST.

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00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,977
LEAVE A LITTLE PUDDLE.

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00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,976
DO YOU POGO PROMISE?

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00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,976
I DOUBLE POGO PROMISE.

341
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000
OKAY! HERE I COME.

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00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,976
ARE YOU THROWING FUCKING DILDOS?

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00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,976
I JUST GOT WORD THAT THE
WARRIORS HAVE DONE A NICE

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SEXY-ASS SPLIT.

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00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:22,976
BUT YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR
ASSES, BECAUSE HERE COME THE

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00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,976
RUMP RANGERS, AND THEY ARE
READY TO RIDE YOU LIKE A RODEO!

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00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,976
YOU BETTER GIDDYUP NOW!

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00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,976
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]
BLACK DYNAMITE, I CAN'T RUN

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00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,320
NO MORE! A BASEHEAD
NEEDS A BREAK!

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00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,976
Black Dynamite: WELL, YOU KNOW
I CAN'T BE FIGHTING NO LADY.

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00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:38,977
MEN.

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00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:45,976
SO, IF WE TAKE A BREAK
WE'RE IN TROUBLE!

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00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
NE-E-E-IGH!

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00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,080
I'M A HORSE, BITCH. DAMN!

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00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,976
I ONLY SEE SHIT LIKE
THIS WHEN I'M HIGH.

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00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,976
Black Dynamite: BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT THEIR MISTAKE WAS,

357
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BASEHEAD? NOT DRESSING UP LIKE
LADIES, WHICH MEANS BLACK DYNAMITE DOES

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NOT FEEL LIKE HIS CODE OF ETHICS
ARE BEING VIOLATED, WHICH MEANS

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00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,976
THESE RUMP RANGERS ARE IN FOR
ONE LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE ASS

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00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
WHOOPIN'.

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00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
OH, SUEY!

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00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,976
HA HA!

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00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,976
YOU ROASTED THOSE RUMP RANGERS.

364
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,976
CREAM CORN, YOU
SELLING ASS, TOO?

365
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,976
Black Dynamite: YOUR MEMORY
IS SLIPPING BY THE SECOND.

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00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,976
WE GOTTA GET THAT
BASE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

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00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,976
Cream Corn: LOOKS
LIKE WE SHOOK 'EM.

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00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,976
Bullhorn: MAN, I
CAN'T RUN NO MORE.

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00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,976
I TELL YA, I CAN'T, ESPECIALLY
SINCE I DONE POOPED IN MY PANTS!

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00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,977
Honey Bee: DAMN!

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Cream Corn: OOH, THERE'S A BUS
STOP THAT GOES RIGHT TO THE.

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SANTA MONICA PIER.

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Bullhorn: OH!

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00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,976
FUCK THE BUS STOP, I'M
LOOKING AT THEM BADASS BITCHES

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00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,760
IN FISHNETS AND TUBE
TOPS. PARDON ME, LADIES.

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00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,976
I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND PUSHY,
BUT WE SURE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE

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00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,976
SOME OF YOUR PUSSY >>
MMM, I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE

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00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,880
MY PUSSY RHYME. Honey
Bee: COME ON, BULLHORN!

379
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,976
NOW YOU KNOW WE GOT TO MEET
BLACK DYNAMITE AT SANTA MONICA PIER!

380
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,976
NOW, YOU TWO CAN'T
BE PLAYING AROUND!

381
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,976
Cream Corn: WHERE Y'ALL TWO
MUSCULAR CHUNKALICIOUS LADIES.

382
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,976
GOING TONIGHT
BESIDES MY WET DREAMS?

383
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,480
HA HA. Honey Bee:
UH, THIS AIN'T...

384
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,976
THAT'S... THEY'RE NOT...
DO Y'ALL NEED GLASSES?

385
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,976
OH, WE GOING TO THE
BIG GAY AFTER BASH.

386
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,976
YOU BOYS WITH BIG, BOUNTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL BALLS WANT TO COME?

387
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,640
Honey Bee: THIS IS
NOT OUR BUS, Y'ALL!

388
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,977
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
ON OUR WAY TO THE... UGH!

389
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,976
THAT'S... OH, SO, WE'RE
ADVENTUROUS NOW?

390
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,976
OKAY, SO, WE'RE JUST GONNA
TAKE AN ADVENTURE NOW?

391
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
OKAY.

392
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,976
OOH, CHILD, THAT'S CRAZY.

393
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,976
YOU'RE CRAZY!

394
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,976
Honey Bee: OKAY, NOW,
Y'ALL HAD YOUR FUN.

395
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,280
NOW WE GOT TO GO! AW, COME ON.

396
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:32,977
THEY JUST GOT HERE.

397
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:34,976
YEAH, WE GOT A BIG
SURPRISE FOR YOU TWO.

398
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,976
I HOPE YOU LIKE PACKAGES, CAUSE
WE GOT A SWEET SET OF SEXY SACKS

399
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:38,977
FOR BOTH OF YOU.

400
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,976
Cream Corn: THE BIGGER
THE BETTER, BABY.

401
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,976
SHOW ME TO THEM
SWEET AND SEXY SACKS.

402
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,976
Honey Bee: WHAT THE HELL?!

403
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,976
NOW, THIS IS JUST
GETTING JUST REALLY RIDIC...

404
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,976
Bullhorn: HELL, YEAH,
I LIKE TO PARTY!

405
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,977
NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS!

406
00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:53,976
HOW CAN A MAN RESIST WITH
THESE TITTIES, THESE THIGHS, AND

407
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,976
THESE BIG-ASS... >>
Cream Corn: WHAT THE?!

408
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,977
Bullhorn: NUTS!

409
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:59,976
Cream Corn: AAHHH!

410
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,976
THEY KILLED RIP TAYLES!

411
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,976
HERMORPHADYKES ATTACK!

412
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,360
GET THEM! Bullhorn: LET'S SPLIT!

413
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,977
THEY GOT DICKS!

414
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,976
AAHHH!

415
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,976
Cream Corn: AND I WAS JUST
STARTING TO LIKE HER, TOO!

416
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,976
Honey Bee: YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL GET!

417
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,976
Bullhorn: NOW I DONE FUCKED
SHE-ELEPHANTS, WHALES,

418
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,977
DINOSAURS, AND ALL!

419
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:20,000
BUT I WOULD NEVER FUCK A
WOMAN WITH MAN-SIZED BALLS!

420
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,976
THE HERMORPHADYKES
COULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE.

421
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,976
MAYBE IT WASN'T THEIR TURN TO
COME OUT OF THE CLOSET JUST YET.

422
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,976
WELL, STICK 'N BALLS,
IT'S YOUR TURN UP TO BAT.

423
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,976
AND, WARRIORS, THESE BITCHES
SURE AIN'T AFRAID TO COME OUT TO

424
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,977
PLAY.

425
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,976
Black Dynamite: BASEHEAD, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE THE HELL WE ARE.

426
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,976
RIGHT NOW.

427
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,976
AND WHEREVER WE ARE, I COULDN'T
TELL YOU WHERE THE HELL IT WAS.

428
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,080
WE GOT A PROBLEM, BASEHEAD.

429
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:51,977
I CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE
MEN OR WOMEN.

430
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,976
ARE THOSE SOFTBALL
BATS OR BASEBALL BATS?

431
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,976
WHY, THAT'S A VERY
GOOD QUESTION!

432
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:57,977
PLAY BALL!

433
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,976
ALTHOUGH THE DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN A SOFTBALL BAT AND A

434
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,976
BASEBALL BAT ARE NOT
MONUMENTAL, THEY DO EXIST.

435
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000
SOFTBALL BATS HAVE A
MAXIMUM BARREL OF 2 1/4".

436
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,976
ON THE OTHER HAND, BASEBALL
BATS HAVE A MAXIMUM DIAMETER OF

437
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,976
"2 3/4" AND HAVE A LONGER RANGE.

438
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,360
Black Dynamite: ANYTHING ELSE?!

439
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,976
SOFTBALL BATS HAVE TWO
MARKINGS THAT BASEBALL BATS

440
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,977
DON'T HAVE.

441
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:23,976
ONE OF THESE MARKINGS IS THE
ASA LOGO, WHICH ALL SOFTBALL

442
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,977
BATS MUST HAVE.

443
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,976
Black Dynamite: WELL, THERE
ARE NO MARKINGS ON THIS BAT,

444
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,976
WHICH MEANS IT'S NOT A SOFTBALL
BAT, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE

445
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,360
BASEBALL PLAYERS, WHICH MEANS
THE STICK 'N BALLS GOT STICKS

446
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,976
AND BALLS!

447
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,976
SUEY!

448
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,977
MAN, I WISH WE HAD A MAP.

449
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:40,976
MAN, WE DON'T NEED A MAP!

450
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,976
I CAN SMELL BASE
FROM A MILE AWAY.

451
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:49,976
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] THAT'S
GONNA BE SOME GREAT

452
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,976
SHIT. IT'S THATAWAY!

453
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,976
[ SIREN WAILS IN
DISTANCE ] >> SHH!

454
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:03,976
SHH!

455
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,977
OHH!

456
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,976
ALL RIGHT, ORPHANS, LET'S
MAKE THIS A SERIAL-KILLING

457
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000
HALLOWEEN NIGHT TO REMEMBER!

458
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,976
HEE-YAH!

459
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,976
OH, IT IS ALMOST MORNING,
QUEENS, AND I AM AS MAD AS A

460
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:19,977
FRESH FUCKED FOX IN A FIRE.

461
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,976
THE WARRIORS HAVE SLIPPED
THROUGH YOUR SOFT HANDS YET

462
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,200
AGAIN. Black Dynamite: GOOD.

463
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,520
Y'ALL MADE IT. WE ARE
ALMOST HOME FREE.

464
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,976
Cream Corn: WAIT A MINUTE! THIS
AIN'T OVER YET, BLACK DYNAMITE.

465
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,977
LISTEN TO THIS.

466
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:31,976
LOOKS LIKE THE WARRIORS
HAE HIT THE PIER, QUEERS.

467
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,960
IT'S UP TO YOU, MONEY
SHOTS! YOU'VE GOT THE JUICE.

468
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,976
NOW REALLY POUR IT ON THICK!

469
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,976
Black Dynamite: Y'ALL HANDLE THE
MONEY SHOTS AND TRY NOT TO.

470
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,976
GET WHATEVER THAT IS ON YOU. NOW,
WHERE THE HELL'S THAT BASE, BASEHEAD?

471
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,976
IT'S UP ON THAT
THERE FERRIS WHEEL.

472
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Black Dynamite: [ SIGHS ] SUEY!

473
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,976
THERE'S NOTHING HERE, BASEHEAD!

474
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,040
OH, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT?

475
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,976
I ALREADY SMOKED THAT BASE.

476
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,976
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE
ME BACK TO THE GAY BASH?

477
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,640
Black Dynamite: GOD
DAMN IT, BASEHEAD!

478
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:03,977
HONEY BEE, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE MONEY SHOTS?

479
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,976
Honey Bee: SHIT AFTER ONE
SHOT, THE MOTHER FUCKA'S FELL.

480
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,977
ASLEEP.

481
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:10,000
[ ALL SNORING ]

482
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,976
WARRIORS! COME
OUT LIKE A GA-A-A-Y!

483
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,976
WARRIORS!

484
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,976
COME OUT LIKE A GA-A-A-Y!

485
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,976
[ GUN COCKS ] THANK
YOU, BASEHEAD.

486
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,976
Cream Corn: BASEHEAD,
YOU SOLD US OUT, SUCKER!

487
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,976
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!

488
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,440
WAIT. I DID? WELL,
WHAT Y'ALL EXPECT?

489
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,976
I'M A BASEHEAD!

490
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,976
I BET YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY WE
SET YOU UP AND WHO WE ARE, HUH?

491
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,976
Black Dynamite: WELL, I KNOW
WHO YOU ARE, J. EDGAR HOOVER,

492
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,976
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
SET UP MY MAN, CREAM CORN.

493
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,920
OH, MY GOD! WHO THE
FUCK TOLD BLACK DYNAMITE?!

494
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,320
I SWEAR, I AM GOING TO PUNCH
SOMEBODY IN THE FUCKING DICK!

495
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,976
Black Dynamite: EVERYBODY
ALREADY KNEW YOU WERE STRICKLY.

496
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,976
DICKLY. PLUS, THAT WIG AIN'T
HIDING THAT UGLY FACE OF YOURS.

497
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,976
SO, ARE YOU THE ONE
THAT KILLED RIP TAYLES?

498
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,200
YEAH, IT WAS ME! I WANTED
TO KEEP HIM FROM OUTING ME!

499
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,977
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
AWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR

500
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,976
YOU DARN KIDS.

501
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,977
Black Dynamite: J. EDGAR
HOOVER, SINCE I GOT YOU HERE,

502
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:57,976
BLACK DYNAMITE'S GONNA NEED
YOU TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT A TRANNY

503
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,976
IS, BECAUSE JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT
HE HAD THIS HOMO SHIT FIGURED

504
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,976
OUT, IT JUST GOT
ONE DICK DEEPER.

505
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,976
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, YOU
REALLY WANT ME TO...

506
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,976
[ SIGHS ] ALL, RIGHT,
THERE'S HOMOS,

507
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,977
TRANSSEXUALS, AND TRANSVESTITES.

508
00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,976
HOMOS DRESS LIKE
MEN BUT LIKE MEN.

509
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,977
TRANSSEXUALS GET
THEIR GENITALS SWITCHED.

510
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,976
THEY HAVEN'T REALLY GOT
THAT SURGERY PERFECTED YET.

511
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,976
THAT'S PRETTY NEW, SO THEY
AREN'T TOO MANY OF THEM.

512
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,976
TRANSVESTITES ARE MEN
WHO DRESS UP LIKE WOMEN.

513
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,977
THEY COULD LIKE
MEN OR NOT LIKE MEN.

514
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:18,976
THE FIRST LADIES HERE FIT
INTO THE LATTER CATEGORY.

515
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,976
Black Dynamite: SO, WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT YOU STILL.

516
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:21,977
HAVE YOUR BALLS INTACT.

517
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,976
CORRECT.

518
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,977
Black Dynamite: SO, WHAT I
REALIZE NOW IS THAT MOST OF.

519
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,976
Y'ALL ACTUALLY HAVE BALLS.

520
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,976
AND AT FIRST I WAS CONFUSED
WITH ALL THE DRESSES AND WHATNOT.

521
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,976
BUT EVERYTHING'S CLEAR
TO BLACK DYNAMITE NOW.

522
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,976
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU CAME
TO THAT REALIZATION.

523
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,976
NOW PREPARE TO DIE!

524
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
All: AAH!

525
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
HUH?

526
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,976
OKAY, WHAT, SERIOUSLY? YOU
CAUGHT MY LOAD IN YOUR MOUTH?

527
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,976
THAT IS SOOOO GAY!

528
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,976
Black Dynamite: J. EDGAR HOOVER,
NOBODY SHOOTS HIS LOAD.

529
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,976
AT BLACK DYNAMITE'S FACE
AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT, YOU

530
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
GAY-ASS MOTHERFUCKA!!! >> AAHHH!

531
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

532
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,976
WE HEARD J. EDGAR HOOVER'S
CONFESSION. SORRY ABOUT ALL THE TROUBLE.

533
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,976
YOU WARRIORS ARE
GOOD... REAL GOOD.

534
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,976
Black Dynamite: A GAY-ASS
LIFESTYLE IS STILL A LIFESTYLE.

535
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,976
NONETHELESS.

536
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,976
SO, HOWEVER YOU ROLL, YOU'RE
STILL A FRIEND OF BLACK DYNAMITE.

537
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,977
HEY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.

538
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,976
DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?

539
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,977
MMM, I DON'T THINK SO.

540
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:26,976
BUT UH... SUCKTHAT DICK.

541
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,977
Black Dynamite: SUEY!

542
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:31,000
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
Black Dynamite: I SURE AM

543
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,360
GLAD I DIDN'T LET THE ORPHANS
COME TO THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY.

544
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,976
YOU SEE, CREAM CORN, I TOLD
YOU ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.

545
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,976
[ ALL CLAMORING ] >>
MAN, YOU MISSED IT,

546
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,360
BLACK DYNAMITE!
WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.

547
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,976
MAN, POGO THE CLOWN TRIED
TO SERIAL-KILL US, AND WE THREW

548
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,976
DILDOS AT HIM, AND HE
SLIPPED IN SOME KY JELLY!

549
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,976
THIS IS THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!

550
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,976
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
[ POGO WHIMPERING ]

551
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

552
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
♪♪♪