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OKAY, OKAY, MAN. SHH, SHH!

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COME ON, BABY.

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HOW MUCH BASE DO YOU NEED?

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MAN, I'M GIVING YOU $2, A
CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE ON

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IT, AND CONJOINED
CAMBODIAN TWINS.

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THAT'S GOT TO BE WORTH
MORE BASE THAN THAT.

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[ SIREN WAILS ] SHIT! THE COPS!

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WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MY BASE?!

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POLICE! STOP HIM!

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HE STOLE MY BASE!

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[ SIRENS WAILING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
COME ON, LAMONT.

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GIVE IT UP. IT'S OVER. >> WE GOT YOU
FOR DRUGS, AND WE GOT YOU FOR MURDER.

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M-M-MURDER? WHAT... WHAT MURDER?

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[ Chuckling ] THE ONE YOU'RE
BEING FRAMED FOR WITH THIS.

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BULLSHIT EVIDENCE
WE'RE GONNA PLANT.

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[ LAUGHS CRUELLY ] >> [
Voice breaking ] I CAN'T DO.

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LIFE. LIFE IS WHAT
KILLED MY FATHER.

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BESIDES, I CAN'T GET MY
NEW SUEDE PUMAS WET.

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DAMN, LIFE OR WET PUMAS?

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WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY
THIS HAS TURNED OUT TO BE.

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[ GUNS COCK ] NAH,
FUCK IT. BYE, BITCH.

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[ BABY CRIES ] AAAAAHH!

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[ WATER SLOSHES
] WELL, DID HE FLY?

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BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY IN
HELL HE JUMPED IN THE WATER!

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HE'S BLACK!

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[ LAUGHS ] NICE TRY, PIGS!

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DIDN'T THINK A BLACK
MAN COULD SWIM, DID YOU?

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[ THUD ] AAH!

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[ "JAWS" THEME
PLAYS ] [ GRUNTS ]

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HELP! COME IN HERE AND GET ME!

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PLEASE COME GET ME! HELP!

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I'D RATHER GO TO JAIL!

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[ SCREAMING ] MY GUTS!

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[ SCREAMS ] [
MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]

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[ SHARK ROARING ] >> HOLD
ON TO YOUR BLACK BALLS!

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IT'S BLACK JAWS!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
♪ HE'S DYNAMITE

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♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH

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♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH

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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO

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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH

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♪ DYNAMITE!
DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK...

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[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS,
MONITOR BEEPING, BUZZING ]

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[ DOOR OPENS ] >> [ ROARS ]

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[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]
DAMN IT, KISSINGER!

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THE BLACK SPADE INVADERS GOT ME!

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[ Monotone ] SORRY, NIX.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, ANYWAY?

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IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DAILY
BLACK BRIEFING, DICK.

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GIVE IT TO ME, KISS.

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AND REMEMBER, BAD BLACK
NEWS IS GOOD WHITE NEWS.

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LET ME JUST FIRE
UP THE OLD R.A.C.I.S.T.

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[ POWERING UP ] WE
JUST CONFIRMED THAT THE

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AGENT ORANGE KOOL-AID WE SELL
IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY DOES, IN

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FACT, CAUSE CANCER. WAIT.

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WHY ARE YOU CONFIRMING THAT THE
THING WE CREATED TO CAUSE CANCER

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CAUSES CANCER? MY BAD.

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WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE?

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THE SELF-HATING JHERI-CURL
ACTIVATOR WE CREATED IS NOT

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CATCHING ON.

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WE SHOULD PUT THIS ONE ON
AN ICE CUBE UNTIL WE FIND THE

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RIGHT NIGGAS WITH
ATTITUDES TO MAKE IT POPULAR.

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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. NEXT.

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NOTHING ELSE TOO INTERESTING.

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THERE ARE SPORADIC REPORTS
OF SHARK ATTACKS ON BLACKS.

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TO INCREASE BLOOD PRESSURE
IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY, WE ARE

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ADDING SODIUM TO
SPORTS CLOTHING.

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WE ARE GOING TO BUY THE NBA.

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STOP THE PICKANINNY PRESSES.

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TELL ME MORE ABOUT
THAT DARKY SHARKY SHIT.

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FIRST, A ROUTINE NEGRO
FRAME-UP WAS INTERRUPTED BY A

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SHARK ATTACK.

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LATER, AN INTERRACIAL COUPLE
WAS ATTACKED, BUT THE SHARK DID

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NOT EAT THE WHITE GIRL.

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IN FACT, THE SHARK EVEN
GAVE HER A RIDE HOME.

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WHERE'S THAT
SOUL-FOOD-PEOPLE-EATING SHARK

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NOW?

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THE SHARK WILL MOST LIKELY
FOLLOW A PATH DOWN THE COAST.

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FANTASTIC.

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NOW WE NEED A WAY TO GET THE
ENTIRE NEGRO POPULATION IN THE

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WATER AT ONCE.

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KISS, WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN
YOU MIX MUSIC, FOOD, FANCY CARS,

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MOTORCYCLES, ASS, AND
NEGROES TOGETHER WITH WATER?

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I DON'T KNOW. GOOD TIMES?

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BLACK BEACH WEEK!

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GET THE MAYOR OF THAT PODUNK
SHIT BEACH TOWN ON THE PHONE

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AND HAVE HIM THROW THE BIGGEST,
FUNKIEST, BLACKEST PARTY THE

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BEACH HAS EVER SEEN.

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WE'LL CALL IT "OPERATION
BLAQUA PARTY."

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
Honey Bee: UNH-UNH-UNH!

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I GOT MY GOLD "FUCK 'EM
GIRL" BATHING SUIT ON, MY

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MATCHING CORNROWS,
GOT THE TITTIES PERCOLATIN'.

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HA HA!

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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY
SUCKAS I CAN TURN DOWN AT THIS

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BLAQUA PARTY. Cream Corn: HA!

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YOU THINK SOMEBODY
GONNA TALK TO YOU, C-3PO?

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WELL, MAY THE FORCE
BE WITH YOU, GIRL.

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Honey Bee: I'M-A FORCE MY FOOT
UP YOUR ASS, LOOKIN' LIKE A.

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BLACK MICHELIN MAN.

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Cream Corn: HEY, AND I'll BE
DAMNED IF I'M-A GET MY BEAUTIFUL.

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HAIR WET, 'CAUSE IF I DO GET
MY DO WET, IT WON'T LOOK WET

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ANYMORE. Bullhorn: [
GROANS ] >> Honey Bee: DAMN!

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BULLHORN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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Bullhorn: I BEEN FASTING MY ASS
OFF FOR THREE DAYS PREPARING.

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FOR THIS SOUL
FOOD EATIN' CONTEST.

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I'VE GOT TO BE THE HUNGRIEST
MOTHERFUCKA IN ALL OF

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LOS ANGELES!

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Cream Corn: WELL, IT'S TOO
BAD YOU'RE GONNA LOSE.

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YOU KNOW THICK
JAMES GONNA BE THERE.

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HE DONE WON EVERY SOUL
FOOD EATIN' CONTEST THIS

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COMMUNITY EVER HAD.
Bullhorn: MAN FUCK THICK JAMES.

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I CAN EAT 10 WHALES WITH A
SIDE OF BUFFALO AND THEIR WINGS!

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IT'S BULLHORN THAT'LL BE
THE NEW SOUL-FOOD KING.

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THAT IS...

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[ STOMACH CHURNS ] ...IF
I COULD MAKE IT TO THIS

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DAMN THING.

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Cream Corn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I
KNOW YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR.

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EVERYDAY ASS-KICKING
CLOTHES TO THE BEACH.

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YOU GONNA LOOK RIDICULOUS
IF YOU DON'T LOOK RIDICULOUS.

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Black Dynamite: IT'S ONLY A
BEACH, CREAM CORN... JUST A.

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BIG-ASS BATHTUB WITH FISH IN IT.

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AND IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE BIG-ASS
BATHTUB WITH FISH IN IT, YOU'VE

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SEEN 'EM ALL. BESIDES,
BEACHES ARE FOR BITCHES.

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Honey Bee: I KNOW THAT'S
RIGHT, AND THIS BITCH IS ABOUT.

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TO BE THE SEXIEST
BITCH ON THE BEACH.

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I'M TELLING YOU, WHEN I HIT
THE SAND, THERE WON'T BE A SOFT

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DICK IN SIGHT!

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[ CHUCKLES ] EXCEPT
FOR Y'ALL'S, OF COURSE,

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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THAT
WOULD BE JUST WEIRD.

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UGH!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
HEY, Y'ALL. LET'S DO THIS.

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[ INDISTINCT CHATTER
I >> IN YOUR FACE!

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[ CHATTER CONTINUES
I >> OH, YEAH.

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LET'S GO GET SOME! [ FEEDBACK
I >> "WELCOME, DARKNESS..."

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DARKNESSES? HMM.

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"WELCOME TO THE FIRST
ANNUAL BLAQUA PARTY.

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PLEASE, BLACK
CRAYOLA CRICKETS..."

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CRAYOLA?

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"STAY IN THE WATER FOR AS
LONG AS YOU CAN, AND NO MATTER

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WHAT HAPPENS, DO NOT GET OUT."

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[ PARTYGOERS MURMURING
I >> Black Dynamite: HMM.

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THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT
THIS BEACH PARTY, AND IT AIN'T

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THE FISH.

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LOOK, THEY GOT MERRY HOS ON
THE MERRY-HO-ROUND IN THE WATER!

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COME ON! LET'S GO!

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[ CHILDREN CHEERING, LAUGHING ]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS, CHILDREN

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[ LAUGHING ] >> Bullhorn:
BEFORE I CAN WIN.

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THIS CONTEST OF SWININ' AND
DININ', SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CARRY

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MY BLACK ASS TO THE SIGN-IN
BOOTH SO MY BLACK ASS CAN SIGN

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IN.

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[ ALL GASP ] LOOK!
UP IN THE SKY!

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IT'S A TURD! IT'S A TRAIN!

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IT'S THICK JAMES, BITCH!

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[ CROWD CHEERING,
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]

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OH! [ LAUGHS ] [ WHISTLE! ]

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[ ALL CHEER ] >> THICK JAMES!

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EAT ME LIKE A PIECE
OF CORNBREAD.

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[ SLURP! SLURP!
I [ Deep voice ] I'M.

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THICK JAMES, BITCH.
ENJOY YOURSELVES.

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[ LAUGHS ] [ CROWD
CHANTING "THICK JAMES" ]

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[ STOMACH CHURNS
] Bullhorn: [ GROANS ]

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[ WOMEN LAUGHING ] >>
Cream Corn: HEY, COME ON IN,

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BLACK DYNAMITE.
IT'S SO MUCH FUN.

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BRING THEM BEACH BALLS
OVER HERE, GIRL. STOP PLAYIN'.

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Black Dynamite: NOT
NOW, CREAM CORN.

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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO
BUILD A SAND WHOREPHANAGE?

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Cream Corn: OKAY, BLACK
DYNAMITE, SUIT YOURSELF.

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YOUR LOSS.

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[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] MAN,
IF THEY HAD BLAQUA PARTIES

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LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, MY
BLACK ASS WOULD LIVE IN THE SEA!

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Honey Bee: I'M SURE YOU WOULD,
BLAQUA MAN. >> Cream Corn: HEY!

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BLACK DYNAMITE! YOU SAID BEACHES
WAS FOR BITCHES... YOU BETTER COME GET

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SOME OF THESE BITCHES
WHILE THEY STILL WET.

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Black Dynamite: BLACK
DYNAMITE DON'T COME TO.

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BITCHES... BITCHES
COME TO BLACK DYNAMITE.

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NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE
FUCK UP WHILE GROWN FOLKS IS

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BUILDING A SAND WHOREPHANAGE?

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Cream Corn: SORRY,
BLACK DYNAMITE.

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MORE WET BITCH FOR
ME. Honey Bee: DAMN.

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I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO TURN DOWN ONE MAN YET!

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OH, I'M... I'M-A DO A SEXY
RUN DOWN THE BEACH.

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THAT ALWAYS GETS 'EM.

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[ ROMANTIC MUSIC
PLAYS ] [ ALL GASP ]

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OH, MAN!

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[ GASPS ] [ ALL GASP ]

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[ BOING! I >> MM-MMM! DAMN!

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I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A WHITE
GIRL WITH CORNROWS BEFORE.

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OH, MAN! THAT BITCH BAD!

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IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE NOVELTY OF IT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

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IT'S LIKE SEEING A
BIGFOOT IN THIS MOTHER.

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HEY, THERE, WHITE
BITCH, WHERE YOU GOIN'?

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BLACK DYNAMITE, CAN YOU
TEACH ME HOW TO SURF?

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Black Dynamite: DAMN IT,
LITTLE ORPHAN PENNY.

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YOU MADE ME FUCK UP THE SIGN.

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AND JUST FOR THAT, YOU GOT TO
TEACH YOUR OWN SELF HOW TO SURF.

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[ CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY ] [
Singsong voice ] MINE LOOKS.

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WAY BETTER THAN YOURS!
Black Dynamite: A FUCKING CASTLE.

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HOW ORIGINAL.

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NIGGA THAT AIN'T GONNA
STICK WITHOUT NO WATER.

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HERE.

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[ "JAWS" THEME
PLAYS ] [ MUSIC STOPS ]

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[ "JAWS" THEME PLAYS
I >> HEY, MY TOWEL!

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I GOT A TOWEL. YO,
WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

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RIGHT ON. Black
Dynamite: CREAM CORN!

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SHARK! SHARK! GET OUT THE WATER!

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[ ALL SCREAMING ] CREAM
CORN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Cream Corn: [ LAUGHS
I STOP! THAT TICKLES!

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THAT TICKLES! YOU GOIN'
MAKE PEE ON MYSELF... AGAIN!

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[ LAUGHS ] >> [
LAUGHS MOCKINGLY ]

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YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A
REAL SHARK. YOU STUPID.

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[ LAUGHS ] >> Black
Dynamite: SUEY!

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THERE. NOW WE EVEN.

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[ SOBBING ] [ ALL CHEERING ]

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Bullhorn: BRING ON THE
CHITLINS, COLLARD GREENS, AND.

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HAM-HOCK MEAT.

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LET'S GET THIS
MOTHERFUCKER STARTED.

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I'M READY TO EAT.
EVERYONE, TAKE YOUR SEATS.

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WE'RE ABOUT TO
BEGIN THE SOUL FOOD...

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FUCK YOUR SPEECH,
NIGGA. FUCK YOUR SPEECH.

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[ WOOD CREAKS ] LET'S
GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

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[ LAUGHS ] I'M
THICK JAMES, BITCH.

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[ LAUGHS ] [ WISTFUL
MUSIC PLAYS ]

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ON YOUR MARCH...
WE'RE ON, NIGGA.

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[ MUSIC STOPS, GUNSHOT ] [
CONTESTANTS MUNCHING RAPIDLY,

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[ CROWD CHEERING
I >> MMM! MM-MMM!

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I'M THICK JAMES, BITCH.

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TOO BAD YOU SLOW MOTHERFUCKERS
GOT TO CHEW YOUR FOOD.

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[ LAUGHS ] I'M
THICK JAMES, BITCH.

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[ CROWD CHANTING "THICK
JAMES" ] [ BURPS MONSTROUSLY ]

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[ PARTYGOERS GAGGING ]
OH! MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!

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FOOD IS A HELL OF A DRUG.

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AND THE WINNER IS THICK JAMES.

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[ CROWD CHEERING
I >> [ CHUCKLES ]

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THICK JAMES IS TRULY
TOUCHED BY YOUR KINDNESS.

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FIRST, THOUGH, I'D LIKE TO THANK
MY LORD AND SAVIOR FOR BLESSING

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ME WITH SUCH A WIDE THROAT,
MAKING ME GREEDY ENOUGH TO

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SWALLOW SUCH QUANTITIES
OF FOOD AT ONE TIME.

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[ GAGGING ] [ PARTYGOERS GASP ]

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[ CONTINUES
GAGGING ] [ FEEDBACK ]

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AND THE NEW WINNER
IS, UH, BULLHORN!

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[ CROWD CHEERING ] AND NOW
TO PRESENT THE TROPHY TO

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THE NEW CHAMP, THE SEXIEST AND
ONLY WHITE WOMAN ON THE BEACH,

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INTERNATIONAL
MOVIE STAR BO DEREK.

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[ CROWD CHEERING ] >> HA HA!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

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[ CROWD CHANTING "WHITE
BITCH" ] COME ON, WHITE GIRL!

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[ CHANTING CONTINUES
I [ "JAWS" THEME PLAYS ]

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Black Dynamite: MAN.

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ALL THIS HAVING FUN AND
HAPPINESS WITH NOTHING GOING

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WRONG, IT'S LIKE THERE'S NO
REASON FOR BLACK DYNAMITE TO

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EVEN BE HERE. OOH!
LOOK, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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I'M SURFING ALL BY MYSELF!

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Black Dynamite: STOP PLAYING
WITH THAT FUCKIN' FAKE SHARK.

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FIN, LITTLE ORPHAN
ARNOLD. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

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OKAY, BLACK DYNAMITE. [ "JAWS"
THEME PLAYS ] >> Black Dynamite: SURF,

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LITTLE ORPHAN PENNY!

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SURF LIKE I NEVER TAUGHT
YOU HOW TO SURF BEFORE!

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[ SHARK ROARING ] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

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[ SHARK ROARING, ALL SCREAMING
I >> Cream Corn: BLACK DYNAMITE!

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SAVE MY ASS! THERE'S A SHARK!

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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES
I [ SHARK ROARING ]

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OH, MY GOD! Black Dynamite:
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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[ Weakly ] BLACK
DYNAMITE, YOU AIN'T SHIT.

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BLACK DYNAMITE!

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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
Black Dynamite: LIFEGUARD!

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OUT THERE IN THE
WATER, THERE'S A...

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AAH! GET OUT OF THE WATER!

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COME ON, MAN. HELP
HIM, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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DO SOMETHING, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
GOD DAMN, THAT WAS YOUR

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DADDY! Cream Corn: OH, DAMN!

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WHY THE HELL YOU AIN'T
HELPING, BLACK DYNAMITE?

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Black Dynamite: BECAUSE
I CAN'T SWIM, DAMN IT!

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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I SAID IT.

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BLACK DYNAMITE
CAN'T FUCKIN' SWIM.

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[ GASPS ] >> WHAT? >> Black Dynamite: AND
WHEN THE FUCK DID Y'ALL LEARN HOW TO.

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SWIM, ANYWAY? Y'ALL BEEN
TAKING LESSONS BEHIND MY BACK?

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Cream Corn: WAIT. BUT DIDN'T
YOU SWIM AFTER ME IN VIETNAM?

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Black Dynamite: THAT WAS LAST
SEASON, AND BESIDES, I WAS.

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SUFFERING FROM POSTTRAUMATIC
FLASHBACK DISORDER.

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[ PARTYGOERS MURMURING
I I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU

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WEREN'T SHIT BLACK DYNAMITE.

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I KNOW YOU WEREN'T GONNA
LET THAT SHARK EAT ME.

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MWAH!

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Black Dynamite: THANK YOU,
LITTLE ORPHAN PENNY, BUT THE.

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TRUTH IS, BLACK DYNAMITE WAS
GONNA LET THAT SHARK EAT THE

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HELL OUT YOU BEFORE HE
WOULD'VE GOT IN THAT WATER.

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[ GASPS ] >> IF HE
WERE DYNAMITE, HE'D BE

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ABLE TO SWIM.

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Bullhorn: YOU WERE IN THE CIA,
AND YOU WAS A NAVY S.E.A.L.

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TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU CAN'T
SWIM? MAN, ARE YOU FOR REAL?

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Honey Bee: YEAH, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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HOW IS THAT
POSSIBLE? Black Dynamite:

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SOMEHOW I'VE JUST ALWAYS
FOUND A WAY TO AVOID.

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SWIMMING.

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Cream Corn: BUT WHAT ABOUT
THAT BUBBLE BATH YOU TOOK WITH.

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THE SUPREMES OR THAT TIME
YOU WAS IN THE SHOWER WITH

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DIANA ROSS, DONNA
SUMMER, AND CHAKA KHAN?

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Black Dynamite: I'M NOT AFRAID
OF WATER, JUST SWIMMING,

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DAMN IT! NOW, IF YOU SHUT THE
FUCK UP WHEN I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A

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FLASHBACK, I CAN GIVE YOU ONE.

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Cream Corn: SORRY,
BLACK DYNAMITE.

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GO AHEAD AND FLASH BACK.

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OH, MY GOD! OH, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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PLEASE SWIM OUT
THERE AND SAVE OUR KIDS.

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[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
Black Dynamite: I WAS A.

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STATICKY MOTHERFUCKA FOR
WEEKS, BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T

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HAVE TO SWIM.

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[ INDISTINCT CHATTER
I >> [ MOANING ]

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OH, WE LOVE YOU, BLACK
DYNAMITE. THANK YOU.

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OKAY, GUYS.

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DR. WU'S UNDERWATER
BASE IS DIRECTLY BELOW US.

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LET'S SWIM DOWN THERE,
INFILTRATE VIA THE DOCKING

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PORTS, AND... BLACK DYNAMITE.

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[ GUN COCKS ] BLACK DYNAMITE!

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WAIT, WAIT! WAIT, WAIT! [
ALL SCREAM ] >> DAMN IT!

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Black Dynamite: IN SOME
CASES, IT WOULD'VE ACTUALLY.

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BEEN EASIER JUST TO SWIM, BUT I
MANAGED TO FIND A HARDER WAY

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NOT TO. BLACK DYNAMITE!

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I SEE YOU STANDING THERE!

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SWIM OUT HERE AND
EASILY SAVE MY LIFE!

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[ BOMB BEEPING ] IS THAT A BOMB?

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[ SCREAMS ] WHY DOES
HE STOP EVERYTHING WITH

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BOMBS?!

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Black Dynamite: YOU
SMELL LIKE FISH ASS.

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[ THUD ] SO, YOU SEE,
I AM POWERLESS TO

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SAVE... >> FUCK THIS, RALLO.

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I'll NEVER GET IN
THE OCEAN AGAIN.

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IT'S STRICTLY WATER GUNS
AND FIRE HYDRANTS FOR ME.

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I'M WITH YOU, RALLO.

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LET'S GO.

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[ INDISTINCT CHATTER
I [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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[ GROWLS, SLOBBERS ] HELLO?!

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DAMN IT, MR. MAYOR, CAN'T YOU
SEE THAT I'M BUILDING A SLAVE

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SHIP IN A BOTTLE?

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Uh, Mr. President, I'm sorry
to inform you, but the water's

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empty, and the party's over, and
the shark only got one Negro so

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far. NO!

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THIS PLAN'S TOO GOOD TO JUST
BLOW MY LOAD OVER ONE GHETTO

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HAMSTER.

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YOU'D BETTER FIND A WAY TO GET
THOSE SWAMP DONKEYS BACK IN THE

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WATER, OR YOU'LL NEVER MERK
IN THIS TITTY AGAIN, WHICH IS

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"BUCKWHEAT" FOR, "YOU'LL
NEVER WORK IN THIS CITY AGAIN"!

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UH, BUT MR. PRESIDENT, UH,
MERKING IN THIS TITTY IS ALL I GOT!

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[ Line clicks ] H-HELLO?

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[ R.A.C.I.S.T. BEEPING
I >> SIR, I BELIEVE THE

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R.A.C.I.S.T. HAS AN IDEA.

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UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
THE BLAQUA PARTY, I PRESENT TO

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YOU EARTH, WIND, FIRE
AND WATER IN THE WATER.

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OH, FIRE AND WATER!

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♪ DO YOU REMEMBER... >> DAMN.

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NOBODY CAN RESIST EARTH,
WIND, FIRE AND WATER.

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COME ON, RALLO.

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[ ALL CHEERING ] >>
Black Dynamite: MNH-MNH.

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COME BACK! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!

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Cream Corn: I MEAN, IT WAS
JUST ONE LITTLE SHARK ATTACK.

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Bullhorn: MAN, IT MAY BE RISKY,
BUT THIS CONCERT I CANNOT.

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PASS.

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WE BETTER MOVE FAST 'CAUSE AIN'T NO
TELLIN' HOW LONG OUR ASSES WILL LAST.

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Honey Bee: OH, PLEASE. A
SHARK CAN BITE MY ARM OFF.

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I'M-A GET ME A MAN TO
TURN DOWN BEFORE I LEAVE.

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Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN!

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HONEY BEE! BULLHORN!

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHY
ARE YOU SNEAKING UP BEHIND ME

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ALL MYSTERIOUS LIKE THAT?

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[ WIND RUSHING ] >> I WAS
ONCE TOLD THAT BITCHES

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LIKE MYSTERIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS
SO EVER SINCE THEN, I'VE TRIED TO

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BE A MYSTERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER
Black Dynamite: FIRST OF ALL,

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IT'S CLEAR THAT THAT'S
NOT WORKING OUT FOR YOU.

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SECOND OF ALL, THAT STILL DOESN'T
TELL ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE.

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OH, MY NAME IS CAPTAIN QUINTON.

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I'M A CONSERVATIONIST AND LOVER
OF EVERY GODDAMN THING AQUATIC.

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SOME CALL ME A NUT, BUT
I'M REALLY JUST A "SEAMAN."

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[ GIGGLES ] THAT WAS A JOKE.

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AW, WHATEVER.

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I'VE TRAVELED THE WORLD
AND THE SEVEN SEAS.

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EVERYBODY'S LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING.

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BUT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS THAT
200-YEAR-OLD SHARK THAT HAS JUST

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REDEVELOPED THE
TASTE FOR BLACK BLOOD.

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Black Dynamite: BLACK BLOOD?

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00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,976
PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS
JUST ANOTHER CORNY JOKE.

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OH, I NEVER JOKE.

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YOU THINK THAT WAS A
FUCKIN' RANDOM SHARK ATTACK?

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THAT WAS THE WORK OF BLACK JAWS.

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[ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYS
I Black Dynamite: BLACK JAWS?

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DAMN.

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I USED TO KNOW A BITCH NAMED
BLACK JAWS, AND SHE WAS A

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MAN-EATER, TOO, BUT
THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

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GO ON, CAPTAIN.

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ALL RIGHT.

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BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
ABOUT THAT BITCH A LITTLE LATER.

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NOW, IT ALL STARTED BACK IN
SLAVERY, WITH TWO SLAVE CATS

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NAMED RALLO. COME
ON, NOW. ROLL THE DICE.

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YEAH, NIGGA, STOP
WASTING OUR TIME.

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HA HA! SNAKE EYES, BITCH!

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00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,640
GIVE IT UP, RALLO!
SHIT! HERE HE COMES.

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ALL RIGHT.

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00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,976
YOU BOYS BETTER NOT BE
DOWN THERE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

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00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,976
REMEMBER, THIS IS SLAVERY!

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00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,976
RALLO, WE CAN'T HAVE NO
FUN WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKAS

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00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,977
ENSLAVING US!

404
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:45,976
I'M ABOUT TO GET THE
HELL UP OUT OF HERE, MAN.

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00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,976
WE CAN'T BE TOO FAR FROM AFRICA.

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00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,977
COME ON!

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00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:50,976
SHH!

408
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,976
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GOOOO!

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00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,977
FREEDOM!

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00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:56,976
[ SCREAMS ] >> [ SCREAMS ]

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THIS IS A BAD IDEA, RALLO!

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[ BLACK JAWS GROWLING
I [ ALL SCREAM ]

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FOR MANY YEARS AFTER THAT,
BLACK JAWS FOLLOWED EVERY DAMN

414
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,976
SLAVE SHIP IN HOPES OF GETTING
SOME MORE OF THAT BLACK BLOOD,

415
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000
AND BLACKS STAYED OUT THE
WATER FOR MORE THAN 200 YEARS.

416
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,976
NOW, IF WE DON'T DESTROY
BLACK JAWS NOW, BLACKS WILL

417
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,976
NEVER BE ABLE TO
SWIM IN PEACE AGAIN.

418
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,976
Black Dynamite: BUT
WHY BLACK BLOOD?

419
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,977
HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

420
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,976
BLACK MOTHERFUCKAS MIGHT
TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN PIE, BUT I'D NEVER

421
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
KNOW THAT. WHY?

422
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,977
'CAUSE I DON'T EAT
BLACK MOTHERFUCKAS

423
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:27,976
NOW, LOOK, BLACK DYNAMITE, THE
FUTURE OF BLACK SWIMMING IS IN

424
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,400
YOUR HANDS.
Black Dynamite: WAIT.

425
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,977
WHY MY HANDS?

426
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:34,000
'CAUSE I CAN GIVE TWO SQUID
SHITS ABOUT YOU SUCKAS SWIMMIN',

427
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,976
BUT BECAUSE I'M A MYSTERIOUS
NEGRO THAT JUST HAPPENS TO LIKE

428
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,976
CHASING BLACK
SHARKS, I'M-A HELP YOU.

429
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000
[ ALL CHEERING ] >> ♪ BA DE YA

430
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,977
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

431
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:47,976
♪ BA DE YA [ ALL SCREAM ]

432
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
♪ DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
Honey Bee: OH, MY GOD!

433
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:50,977
IT ATE WATER! DAMN IT!

434
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:52,976
I ALMOST HAD HIM, TOO.

435
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,976
I WANT TO RUN, RALLO, BUT
WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME WE'RE GONNA

436
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,976
GET A FREE EARTH,
WIND, FIRE AND WATER

437
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,976
CONCERT... I MEAN A EARTH,
WIND, AND FIRE CONCERT.

438
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,976
YEAH, YEAH, HE PROBABLY
ALREADY DONE EATING.

439
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,977
HE ALREADY ATE TWO.

440
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:06,000
[ ALL SCREAMING ] I MEAN
HE ALREADY THREE GUYS,

441
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,976
SO, YEAH, HE PROBABLY
AIN'T EVEN HUNGRY NO MORE.

442
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,977
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, RALLO?

443
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,976
[ BLACK JAWS GROWLING ] >>
Honey Bee: OKAY, THAT DID IT.

444
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,976
ENOUGH EARTH, WIND,
FIRE AND WATER FOR ME.

445
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,976
Cream Corn: Y'ALL GO AHEAD.
I'M STILL WAITING ON MY SONG.

446
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,976
Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE,
BULLHORN... CAPTAIN QUINTON.

447
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,976
HE'S A MYSTERIOUS MOTHERFUCKA
THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT

448
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,976
SHARKS AND SHIT >>
Cream Corn: HE-E-E-E-LP!

449
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,760
[ SCREAMING ] >> Honey
Bee: OH, MY GOODNESS!

450
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,977
THE SHARK GOIN' EAT CREAM CORN!

451
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:31,976
NO, HE AIN'T 'BOUT TO EAT HIM.

452
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,520
HE JUST ATE. HE'S
SAVING HIM FOR LATER.

453
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,977
YOUR BOY CREAM
CORN IS A DOGGIE BAG.

454
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,976
Black Dynamite: DAMN IT.

455
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,976
WE HAVE TO KILL THAT KILLER
SHARK BEFORE THAT KILLER SHARK

456
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,976
KILLS AGAIN. BUT SINCE WE DON'T HAVE
A BOAT, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SAY OUR

457
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,977
GOODBYES NOW.

458
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:43,976
Honey Bee: NO, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO KILL HIM!

459
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,560
HE'S DYING. LOOK.
NAH, HE AIN'T DEAD.

460
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,160
THAT'S JUST THE SLUGGISH
BEHAVIOR SHARKS EXHIBIT AFTER

461
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,977
EATING LARGE QUANTITIES OF FOOD.

462
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,976
THE NAUTICAL TERM IS "THE ITIS."

463
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,976
BUT WHEN HE WAKES UP, OH, HE
GONNA CHOMP THE SHIT OUT OF HIS

464
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,976
ASS.

465
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,977
Bullhorn: I'M TIRED OF
JABBERIN' OUR JAWS.

466
00:17:58,001 --> 00:18:00,976
LET ME AT HIM, MAN,
AND I'll... [ YAWNS ]

467
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,976
Honey Bee: LOOKS LIKE
BULLHORN GOT THE ITIS, TOO.

468
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,977
GET YOUR ASS UP.

469
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,976
LISTEN, WE CAN GO OUT
AFTER HIM ON MY BOAT.

470
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,977
Honey Bee: BUT
WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

471
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:09,976
THE MYSTERIOUS MOTHA FUCKA.

472
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,976
[ CHUCKLES ] NOW, LOOK,
WE GONNA NEED SOME

473
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,000
BAIT... SOME NICE
BIG BLACK BAIT.

474
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,976
[ SONAR PINGING ] >> Black
Dynamite: CREAM CORN!

475
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,976
Cream Corn: THE SHARK FUCKED
UP MY HAIR, BLACK DYNAMITE!

476
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,976
Black Dynamite: FUCK
YOUR HAIR, CREAM CORN!

477
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,000
SWIM TO THE DAMN
BOAT! Cream Corn: NO!

478
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,977
LOOK AT MY HAIR!
IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

479
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,000
SAVE YOURSELVES!

480
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,976
Honey Bee: CREAM CORN, YOU BETTER
GET YOUR CURLS ASS OVER HERE.

481
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:41,977
Black Dynamite:
HURRY, CREAM CORN!

482
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:43,976
[ SONAR PINGING ] >> IF
YOU DON'T SWIM FASTER,

483
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000
THAT'S YOUR ASS... AND
YOUR HAIR, MOTHERFUCKER!

484
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,976
[ BLACK JAWS ROARS ] >>
Cream Corn: [ SPITS, GAGS ]

485
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,976
OKAY!

486
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,977
SHIT! THIS LEAK
CAN'T BE REPAIRED.

487
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,976
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET
IN THE WATER TO SAVE HIM!

488
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,976
Black Dynamite: I CAN'T. WHAT
THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T?

489
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,976
YOU AIN'T GOT A GODDAMN CHOICE!

490
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,977
Black Dynamite:
NO, I-I CAN'T SWIM.

491
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:03,976
WHAT... WHAT
IF... WHAT IF I FAIL?

492
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,976
BLACK DYNAMITE CAN'T FAIL.
NO, I-IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK.

493
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,977
SORRY, CREAM CORN.

494
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:08,976
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO DIE FOR MY PRIDE.

495
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:09,977
Cream Corn: THANK YOU!

496
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,976
THAT'S BULLSHIT
FEAR OF FAILURE IS FOR

497
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
MOTHERFUCKAS THAT AFRAID OF
FAILING, AND YOU ARE NOT AFRAID,

498
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,976
AND YOU DON'T FAIL! WHAT'S
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO WELL?

499
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,976
Black Dynamite: UH, I FIGHT.

500
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,976
I FUCK I FUCK AND FIGHT.

501
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,880
THEN THAT'S IT! Black
Dynamite: WHAT'S IT?

502
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,976
YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE SEA
WITH THE SAME CONFIDENCE YOU

503
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,977
CONQUERED FUCKIN' WITH!

504
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,976
YOU AIN'T AFRAID
OF NO BITCH, RIGHT?

505
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,976
WELL, THE SEA IS THE BADDEST
BITCH YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

506
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,976
THE WATER'S WET
AND PUSSY IS WET.

507
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,440
IT'S THE SAME THING,
BLACK DYNAMITE.

508
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,977
YOU STROKE IT!

509
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,976
YOU IMMERSE YOURSELF IN IT,
AND THEN, WHEN YOU'RE READY, YOU

510
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,976
THRUST HARD, AND YOU GO
WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO!

511
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000
NOW, LOOK, YOU AIN'T GOT NO TIME
FOR FOREPLAY, SO YOU GOTTA TAKE

512
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,976
THE JAWS OFF THIS
BITCH NOW... AAH!

513
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,976
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS
I [ BLACK JAWS GROWLING ]

514
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Cream Corn: [
SCREAMS ] [ SCREAMS ]

515
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,200
[ SPITS ] [ BLACK JAWS ROARS ]

516
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,976
Black Dynamite: [
WAR CRIES ] HUH?

517
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,976
Honey Bee: BULLHORN!

518
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,400
WAKE YOUR ASS UP!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!

519
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,976
[ WAR CRIES ] HERE, TAKE THAT!

520
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
WH-WHOA!

521
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,960
[ SCREAMING ] >> Cream
Corn: HELP, BLACK DYNAMITE!

522
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,976
Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE!

523
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,976
[ Echoing ] THE SEA IS THE
BADDEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

524
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,976
THE BADDEST BITCH
YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

525
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,976
THRUST HARD, THRUST
HARD, THRUST HARD!

526
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:36,976
Black Dynamite: [ WAR CRIES ]
SUEY! SUEY! SUEY! SUEY! SUEY!

527
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
SUEY!

528
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,720
[ FARTS ] >> Black
Dynamite: SUEY! SUEY!

529
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,976
Honey Bee: [ SCREAMS
I Black Dynamite: SUEY!

530
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
SUEY!

531
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,976
Honey Bee: [ SCREAMS
I >> Black Dynamite: AAH!

532
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000
[ BLACK JAWS GROANING ]

533
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,280
[ TWINKLE! I Cream Corn: DAMN.

534
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,976
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

535
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,976
Black Dynamite: TOO MUCH SOUL
FOOD KILLED THICK JAMES, AND TOO.

536
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,976
MUCH THICK JAMES
KILLED BLACK JAWS.

537
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,160
I GUESS YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.

538
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:09,977
Bullhorn: UH, Y'ALL LOOK PISSED.

539
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:11,976
WAS THERE SOMETHING I MISSED?

540
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,976
Honey Bee: ANYWAYS, BLACK
DYNAMITE, HOW THE HELL WE.

541
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
GONNA GET BACK TO DRY LAND?

542
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,977
Black Dynamite: SUEY! SUEY!

543
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:21,976
STROKE IT! STROKE IT!

544
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
[ ALL CHEERING ]

545
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,976
♪ BA DE YA [ SHARK GROWLING ]

546
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
[ HORROR MUSIC PLAYS
I >> Honey Bee: AAH!

547
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,977
OH!

548
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,976
[ MUSIC STOPS ] WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, Y'ALL!

549
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,976
IT'S NOT BLACK JAWS...
IT'S JUST REGULAR JAWS.

550
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,977
Together: OH.

551
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:41,976
Honey Bee: SHARKS ARE BACK
TO EATING WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN.

552
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,976
LET THE BLAQUA PARTY CONTINUE!

553
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,976
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >>
ALL RIGHT, WE NEED ANOTHER

554
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,000
WHITE BITCH. NO, NO, NO!

555
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,976
I'M SORRY, SIR.

556
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,976
OPERATION BLAQUA
PARTY HAS FAILED.

557
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,976
THEIR BLACK BLOOD IS
JUST TOO FUCKING STRONG.

558
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,976
IF THERE WAS A WAY TO... I DON'T
KNOW... SICKLE THEIR CELLS OR...

559
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,977
THAT'S IT!

560
00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:05,976
KISS, GET THE CELL
SICKLER ON THE PHONE.

561
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,976
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]

562
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000
♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH
CHICKEN WINGS ♪

563
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,976
♪ THEM STRING THINGS ♪
GOTTA FEEL THAT HYPERTENSION

564
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,976
TUGGIN' MY HEARTSTRINGS ♪
♪ AND WHEN I'M FEELIN' GOOD,

565
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,976
START IT OFF WITH [INDISTINCT] ♪
♪ HAM HOCKS AND BACON GREASE

566
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
♪ DIABETIC...