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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ SO DYNAMITE

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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH
♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH

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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE

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♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH,
OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH

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♪ DYNAMITE!
DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK...

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Black Dynamite: IT'S THE
FIRST BLACK HISTORY.

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MONTH IN BLACKS'
HISTORY, A TIME FOR US.

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TO REFLECT ON HOW
GREAT OUR BLACK ASSES ARE.

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BUT INSTEAD, WE ABOUT TO
BEAT OUR BLACK ASSES TO DEATH.

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
I >> Honey Bee: MAN,

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IT IS FINALLY GREAT TO
BE BLACK AT LEAST ONE.

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TIME OUT OF THE YEAR.

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Cream Corn: YEAH, IT ALMOST
FEELS LIKE BEING WHITE.

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Black Dynamite: WELL,
BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T.

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CELEBRATING HIS BLACKNESS
ON ANY MONTH THAT.

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THE WHITE MAN TELLS HIM TO.

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SO FOR ALL OF FEBRUARY,
I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

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ONE DAMN GREAT THING
MY PEOPLE HAVE DONE.

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GOOD EVENING, BLACK COMMUNITY!

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I AM THE REVEREND AL SHARPTON, YOUTH
DIRECTOR OF OPERATION BLACKMALE AND FOUNDER

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OF THE PRE-PAID RACE CARD.

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ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHY THEY
HAVE PAID ME TO BE HERE TODAY.

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Bullhorn: MAN, THAT REVEREND
SHARPTON IS SHARPER THAN A TACK!

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HE KNOWS HOW TO DROP THAT
KNOWLEDGE WHILE STILL LOOKIN' LIKE A MACK!

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ON BEHALF OF OUR SPONSORS
ROSCOES, ANACONDA

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MALT LIQUOR, AND
SMOKEY'S BBQ CIGARETTES, I

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PRESENT TO YOU THE NEWEST
AND BIGGEST, BLACKEST

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MEMBER OF THE BLACK
COMMUNITY, THE GREAT DR. KING!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>
Black Dynamite: DREAM ACHIEVED?

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IS HE DREAMIN'
ABOUT TAKIN' A SHIT?

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Honey Bee: MM, HE DOES
LOOK A LITTLE CONSTIPATED.

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AND COULDN'T THEY HAVE
PUT A LEAF ON THAT THANG?

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Bullhorn: MAN, THAT'S A
SIGHT I WISH I'D NEVER SEEN!

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A KING-SIZE, MARTIN
LUTHER KING DING-A-LING!

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I SEEN TONS OF DING-A-LING, AND
THAT IS DEFINITELY A BALL SACK.

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BUT WHY IS IT SO BIG?

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Bullhorn: DON'T YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ART, YOU WHORE?!

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IT'S OBVIOUS MARTIN'S BIG-ASS
NUTS IS JUST A METAPHOR!

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THAT'S RIGHT, BROTHER!

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BUT THIS STATUE IS ABOUT MORE THAN
METAPHORICAL BALLS AND SHITTY DREAMS.

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IT'S ABOUT STRUGGLE!

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[ CROWD CHEERS ] >> Honey
Bee: SO HE IS CONSTIPATED.

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AND UNITY!

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SO THAT BLACK AND WHITE
CHEEKS ALL OVER THE

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WORLD CAN COME TOGETHER
AND DOO-DOO FOR PEACE,

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JUSTICE, AND EQUALITY FOR ALL!

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[ CROWD CHEERS ] GIVE IT UP FOR THE
KING AND HIS MIGHTY DEUCE OF UNITY!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUE ] >> AWW, MAN,

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DR. KING IS SHITTIN' IN
THE SAME PLACE I WAS

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GONNA SHIT! MOVE
YO ASS, DR. KING!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Black Dynamite:
BLACK HISTORY MONTH HAD THE BLACK COMMUNITY

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FEELING MORE HISTORICALLY BLACK
THAN ANY MONTH THEY EVER HAD.

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BUT NOT BLACK DYNAMITE.

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HE'S BEEN FEELIN' LIKE A BAD BLACK MOTHER
SINCE HE CAME OUT HIS BAD BLACK MOTHER.

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MMM! MMM!

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THERE'S NO BETTER
WAY TO CELEBRATE THE

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FIRST DAY OF BLACK
HISTORY THAN WITH A PLATE

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OF CHICKEN TITTIES AND
FIDDLE FADDLE, A STATUE

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OF DR. KING ON A WHITE
SHITTER AND THE WORLD

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PREMIERE OF "ROOTS" THE
MINISERIES AT ROSCOES.

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Cream Corn: "ROOTS"? WHAT'S
THAT, A GARDENING SHOW?

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Bullhorn: NO, I THINK IT'S ABOUT
BLACK MAGIC OR MAYBE VOODOO!

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BUT HOW DOES IT TIE INTO
DR. KING'S STATUE TAKING A BOO-BOO?

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[ LAUGHS ] IT'S TIME, Y'ALL!

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THE MOMENT WE ALL BEEN WAITING
FOR... "ROOTS" THE MINISERIES!

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[ CROWD CHEERS ] >>
MAN, YOU BULLSHITTIN' MAN.

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THEY ACTUALLY SHOWIN'
"ROOTS," MAN, UP IN HERE?

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Honey Bee: WE FINALLY
GET TO LEARN OUR HISTORY!

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THIS IS SO EXCITING!

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Black Dynamite: DON'T GET CAUGHT
UP IN THE PAST, HONEY BEE.

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REMEMBER, IT AIN'T
WHERE YOU COME FROM.

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IT'S WHERE YOU GOT
YOUR DICK RIGHT NOW.

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[ WHIP CRACKING ] >> [
GROANING ] [ CROWD GASPS ]

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WHAT?

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY?

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LeVAR BURTON! IT'S TOBY!

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LOOK AT THAT... OOH...
RIGHT THERE. I'M ANGRY NOW.

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Cream Corn: WAIT A MINUTE!
BLACK PEOPLE WERE SLAVES?

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I THOUGHT WE WERE
FROM CLEVELAND!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT "ROOTS" TALKIN' ABOUT
'CAUSE I AIN'T BEEN A SLAVE TO NOTHIN'.

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Honey Bee: HOLD UP.

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THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!
I KNEW WE WAS SLAVES,

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BUT WHO THE FUCK THEY
YELLIN' AT LIKE THAT?!

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AND WHAT'S WITH THE WHIPS?!

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I WISH AN N-WORD WOULD!

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Bullhorn: NOW, I'M NOT SAYING I WOULD
HAVE WILLINGLY PICKED COTTON ON MY KNEES!

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BUT AT LEAST THEM MEAN
MOTHAFUCKA'S COULD HAVE SAID PLEASE!

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MAN, IF BLACK FOLKS HAD SLAVES,
WE'D BE LIVING LIKE WHITE FOLKS, TOO!

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I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MUCH
MONEY THEY MADE SELLING SLAVES.

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[ CASH REGISTER DINGS
I >> THAT'S ENOUGH WITH

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THE WHIP, MOTHER...
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!

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Black Dynamite: OKAY, OKAY
NOW, BEFORE YOU GET.

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YOUR SLAVERY SHACKLES
IN A BUNCH, WE DON'T.

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EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS
BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

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ROSCOE, CHECK OUT THE TV
GUIDE AND SEE WHAT IT SAYS.

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OKAY, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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LET'S SEE.

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IT SAYS HERE THAT
"ROOTS" THE MINISERIES IS

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BASED ON THE TRUE STORY
OF BLACKS BEING ENSLAVED

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BY WHITE MAN FOR 465 YEARS?!

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[ INDISTINCT
SHOUTING ] >> NO WAY!

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THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.

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HOLD ON. THERE'S MORE.

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THE DEPICTION OF SLAVERY IN
THIS MOVIE IS NOT AT ALL ACCURATE.

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Black Dynamite: NOW, SEE THERE.

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KEEP GOIN', ROSCOE.

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"IN FACT IT WAS A
HELL OF A LOT WORSE."

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THERE IS NO WAY ON
GOD'S EARTH WE COULD

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SHOW HOW BAD REAL
SLAVERY WAS TO BLACK FOLKS

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"'CAUSE THEY WOULD LOSE THEY COTTON-PICKIN'
MINDS?!" [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

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Honey Bee: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
Y'ALL, BUT I FEEL LIKE WHOOPIN'

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SOME ASS...
WHITE-CHEEKS-ONLY ASS!

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I THINK THE BIBLE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE, "DO
UNTO OTHERS AS THEY HAVE DONE UNTO YOU!"

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"AND AN EYE FOR AN EYE IS LIKE A SLAVE
FOR A SLAVE" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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BROTHERS AND SISTERS
OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY,

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AS MY GOOD-FOOTED
BROTHER JAMES BROWN

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WOULD SAY, IT IS TIME
FOR THE BIG PAYBACK!

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[ CROWD CHEERS ] >> ♪ I NEED
SOME GET-BACK! ♪ OH, YEAH

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♪ I'M MAD! >> WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> HEY,
SUCKA, YOU BLACK OR WHITE?

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UH, UH, UH THAT DEPENDS
ON WHY YOU'RE ASKING?

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OKAY, OKAY, LET'S
RUN IT THIS WAY.

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DO YOU PREFER GRAPE
JUICE OR PURPLE DRINK?

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UH, UH, GRAPE JUICE?

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I MEANT DRINK! PURPLE DRINK! NO!

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"INSIDE ANNIE'S
HALL," TAKE SIXTY-NINE!

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AND ACTION!

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[ GROANS ] >> Black Dynamite: NOW, I
DIDN'T AGREE WITH REV'S BIG PAYBACK AS.

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A WAY TO TAKE OUR 400
YEARS OF SLAVERY PAIN AWAY.

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BUT BLACK DYNAMITE MUST ADMIT, IT FELT
KIND OF GOOD TO SEE "THE MAN" IN SHACKLES.

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DON'T TOUCH ME! LET ME GO!

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GET YOUR DAMN STINKING PAWS
OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I
LOVE THE SHOW "GOOD TIMES."

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TEMPORARY LAYOFFS!

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NOW, BULLHORN, I'M
PUTTIN' YOU IN CHARGE OF

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THE SELLING AND
MASTERING OF ALL THE SLAVES.

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YOU WILL BE MY DEPUTY
OVERSEEING OFFICER OVERSEER.

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Bullhorn: AL SHARPTON,
I'll WORK THESE.

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SLAVES TO THE BONE AND
SELL 'EM BY THE POUND!

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SO DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY PERM.

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OFFICER OVERSEER
BULLHORN WON'T LET YOU DOWN!

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[ FEEDBACK ] NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO
SWAP MEETS THAT HAVE EVERYTHING YOUR

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HEART COULD BUY!

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BUT WHO WOULD EVER THUNK
WE'D BE HAWKIN' HONKIES, 2 FOR 25!

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THEY SELLIN' THESE WHITE
BOYS 2 FOR 25! THAT'S A DEAL.

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Cream Corn: WHAT A
BARGAIN, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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WAIT. WHAT?

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DO THEY COME WITH THE SHACKLES
OR THOSE SOLD SEPARATELY?

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IS THERE SUCH THING AS A SLAVE
LAYAWAY? LIKE A "SLAVEAWAY"?

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LIKE A SLAVEAWAY, YEAH.

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Honey Bee: MMM, I THINK
I'M GONNA GET THAT LITTLE.

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CUTE, CHUBBY, BALD-HEADED
ONE RIGHT OVER THERE.

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HE GOT SOME NICE
TOE-SUCKIN' LIPS.

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Black Dynamite: SOMEWHERE DEEP
INSIDE, WHITE SLAVERY FEELS RIGHT.

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BUT I KNOW IT'S A WRONG RIGHT.

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AND IF THERE IS ONE THING
I LEARNED ABOUT WRONG

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RIGHTS, IS THAT THEY
NEVER RIGHT THE WRONG.

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Bullhorn: FIRST UP ON THE SLAVE BLOCK IS
THE SMALLEST, NEUROTIC, SERIAL-KILLIN',

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PEDOPHILE-LOOKIN'
MOTHAFUCKA WE GOT IN STOCK!

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WAIT. YOU DON'T WANT ME!

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I'M A BIG-TIME FILM DIRECTOR.

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MY ONLY TALENT IS MAKING FILMS.

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IF ALL HE DID WAS MAKE MOVIES, AIN'T NOBODY
HEARD OF HIM, WE OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO GET

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HIM FOR $10.

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Bullhorn: MAN, NOBODY
HERE RECOGNIZES YO ASS!

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NOW ALL I NEED TO KNOW
IS CAN YOU CUT GRASS?!

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MAYBE WHEN I WAS
A KID, I DID IT ONCE?

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Bullhorn: THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY,
AND YOU AIN'T GOT TO SAY NO MORE!

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NOW THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS.

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WHO NEEDS A LAWNMORA!

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >>
NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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I'M ALREADY A SLAVE!

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I WORK IN HOLLYWOOD!

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Black Dynamite: SLAVERY
WAS IN FULL SWING,

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AND THE BLACK COMMUNITY
WAS LIVING LIFE LIKE A

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17th-CENTURY WHITE MAN.

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EVEN BASEHEAD. COME ON, COLEMAN.

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I'M AIN'T PAYIN' YOU
NOTHIN' FOR NOTHIN' NOW.

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WHERE'S MY BASE?!

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HERE IT IS, YOUR BASEHEADEDNESS.

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SHALL I FIND A VEIN, SIR?

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YES, YOU MAY, MY DEAR COLEMAN.

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AND, COLEMAN, WHY AM I
RUBBIN' MY OWN NIPPLES?

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE [ CHILDREN
LAUGHING ] >> Bullhorn: UH-OH! HELL NO!

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LIL ORPHAN PENNY, THESE SLAVES AIN'T
FOR YOU TO BE SHUCKIN' AND JIVIN' WIT'!

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THIS IS OUR BIG PAYBACK!
SO YOU BETTER PICK UP A WHIP!

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BUT WHAT ABOUT DR. MARTIN LUTHER
KING'S DREAM OF RACIAL EQUALITY?

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Bullhorn: REVEREND SHARPTON SAYS
MARTIN LUTHER KING'S DREAM CAN KICK ROCKS!

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FROM NOW ON, MAKE YOUR CRACKER
SLAVES PICK UP YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' BLOCKS!

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NOW, THERE'S PLENTY OF WHIPS, SO GRAB YOU
ONE AND LET OVERSEER BULLHORN SHOW YOU HOW

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TO DO THIS YOUNG!

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[ WHIP CRACKS ] >>
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY?!

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TIMOTHY BRADLEY!

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NO! IT'S KUNTA!

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A-AND NEXT TIME YOU... YOU GON'
PICK UP MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BLOCKS!

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OKAY, HE-HE... YEAH.

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Black Dynamite: LITTLE ORPHAN PENNY,
WHAT KIND OF WHITE-OPPRESSION "ROOTS".

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TREACHERY HAS TAKEN OVER YOU?!

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BULLHORN'S WHITE-OPPRESSION "ROOTS"
TREACHERY TOOK OVER US, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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Bullhorn: REVEREND AL SAYS GIVE A MAN
A SLAVE... >> Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I.

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DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHAT AL SHARPTON SAYS!

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WHIPPIN' CRACKERS AND PUTTIN' 'EM
IN CHAINS IS SOME RACIST HONKY SHIT!

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Bullhorn: EITHER MY EYES ARE DECEIVING
ME OR MAYBE I'M JUST A WEE DUMB!

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BUT IT APPEARS TO ME THAT BD IS
FIGHTIN' FOR THE WHITE MAN'S FREEDOM!

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Cream Corn: LOOK, BLACK DYNAMITE,
I FINALLY GOT ME SOME HOES!

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I MEAN, IT AIN'T LIKE THEY HAD A
CHOICE, BUT A HOE IS A HOE, RIGHT?

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Black Dynamite: WHY THE FUCK
ARE THEY SHACKLED TO YOU?

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YOU AIN'T THE SLAVE, CREAM CORN!

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Cream Corn: WELL, YOU KNOW HOW PIMPS
ALWAYS SAY, "WHERE MY BITCHES AT?"

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WELL, THIS WAY I ALWAYS
KNOW WHERE MINE ARE.

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I MEAN, THEY ARE A LITTLE TIGHT.

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THAT'S THE PRICE OF PIMPIN',
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

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[ WHIMPERING ] >> Honey Bee: WHERE'S MY
LITTLE WHITE SEX SLAVE SO I CAN STOMP.

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HIS ASS IN THE NUTS?!

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[ WHIMPERING CONTINUES ] WHAT?

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LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY
SAY WHAT KIND OF SLAVE!

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IF I WANT TO TOUCH A WHITE SCHALANGALANG
AND SOME NUTS, THAT'S WHAT I'M GON' DO.

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

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DOMINATRIX BITCH.

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IT'S STARTIN' TO LOOK
LIKE DR. KING'S BIG OLE

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UNITY DUMP IN THAT
WHITE-CHEEKS-ONLY TOILET

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WAS JUST A BIG OLE
UNITY DUMP IN VAIN.

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All: ♪ NEGROES ♪ THREW US HONKIES IN
SHACKLES ♪ CHANGED MY NAME FROM TIMMY TO

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JERO-O-O-O-ME! ♪ ♪ SOLD US
AT THE SWAP MEET FOR 2 FOR 25 ♪

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♪ NOW WE'RE PICKIN' COTTON WITH A COMB ♪
NOT A PICK.

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All: ♪ WHITEY AIN'T NEVER
BEEN CALLED SO MANY HONKIES ♪

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♪ BLUE-EYED DEVIL, CRACKER, PINK

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TO-O-O-ES ♪ ♪ NEGROES THE WORD
WE CHOSE ♪ BECAUSE WE CAN'T SAY NIG...

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♪ N-WORD ♪ CRACKERS GONNA CRY
WHEN WE GET HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-ME ♪

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[ GROANING ] >> OH, DAMN!

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MAYBE I SHOULD LET ONE OF MY
HOES GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH.

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SHE-E-E-ET!

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MY HOES AIN'T PUTTIN THEY MOUTH
ON NO MOTHERFUCKER THAT AIN'T PAYIN'.

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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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I THINK OUR SLAVE FRIEND
HERE IS ABOUT TO DIE!

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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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MAN, ALL THESE SUCKAS LOOK LIKE THEY 'BOUT
TWO COTTON BALLS AWAY FROM CROAKIN' OVER.

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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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[ WHIP CRACKS ] >> Bullhorn: GIVE IT TO ME
STRAIGHT, DOC, WITH NO CHASER, NO JIVE!

241
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ARE ALL MY WHITE
SLAVES GONNA DIE?

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WELL, OF COURSE
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

243
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WHEN'S THE LAST
TIME YOU GAVE US A TEA

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BREAK, OR A LATTE, OR A
MAYONNAISE SANDWICH?

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MAYONNAISE?

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UGH. THAT'S DISGUSTING.

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YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN
US ANY SUNTAN LOTION.

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YOU HAVE TO PAMPER WHITE
PEOPLE IF YOU WANT US TO...

249
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[ GASPS ] WANT US TO...

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IF YOU WANT US TO LIVE.

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[ GROANS ] >> ALL RIGHT, I GUESS WE GOT TO
GET THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SOME MAYONNAISE.

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BULLHORN, GIVE ALL THOSE SLAVE MASTERS
SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME PAMPERIN'.

253
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NOW I GOT TO GO.

254
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I'M-A BE LATE FOR MY
BRAZILIAN SCROTUM WAX.

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Black Dynamite: FOR
THE FIRST TIME, BLACK DYNAMITE FELT LIKE

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THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD
DO TO TURN HIS COMMUNITY AROUND.

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I GUESS SOMETIMES YOU GOT
TO LET THE BAD THINGS GET

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WORSE BEFORE THE WORST
THINGS CAN GET BETTER THAN BAD.

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Cream Corn: MAN, WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN
WHITE OPPRESSION WOULD BE SUCH HARD WORK?

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Bullhorn: IF WE CAN JUST
GET SOME CREAM CHEESE.

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AND BAGELS, EVERYTHING
WILL BE JUST FINE.

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LOOK!

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THEY GOT A SLAVERY SALE
ON MANISCHEWITZ WINE!

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Black Dynamite: THE
COMMUNITY WAS BREAKIN'

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THEIR BACKS TO PAMPER
ALL THEIR WHITE MINIONS.

266
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AT THIS POINT, I WASN'T SURE WHO
WAS WORKIN' FOR WHO NO MORE.

267
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I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY I'M HERE.

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I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT
FOR SLAVERY. AND MY FILM!

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OH, GOD, WHAT AM I
GONNA DO ABOUT MY FILM?

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I'M GONNA GET FIRED.

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I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

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[ PANTS ] [ SCREAMS ] Black
Dynamite: LOOK WHAT THE.

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FUCK YOU DID TO MY CAR!

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I'M SORRY.

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I'M JUST A POOR WHITE RUNAWAY SLAVE
TRYING TO GET BACK TO HOLLYWOOD.

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PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

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Black Dynamite: HEY, AREN'T
YOU THAT PEDOPHILE-LOOKIN'

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HONKY FILM DIRECTOR
THAT GOT SOLD AS A.

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LAWN MOWER ON THE
SLAVE BLOCK THE OTHER DAY?

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YES. WOODY ALLEN.
PLEASE... Black Dynamite: WAIT.

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THE WOODY ALLEN FROM THE
"PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM" WOODY ALLEN?

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YEP, YEP, THAT'S ME.

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NOW IF YOU COULD... Black Dynamite:
[ LAUGHS ] MAN, I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

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YOU WERE ONE CLUMSY,
WEAK MOTHERFUCKER [ LAUGHS ]

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

286
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HOW DID THAT SCENE GO AGAIN?

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REMEMBER WHEN THE GUYS
CAME OUT OF THE BAR AND

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THAT ONE DUDE PUT YOU
IN A HEADLOCK LIKE THIS?

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AND... AND... AND HE SAID, "ALL RIGHT,
LISTEN, SHORTY!" NOW YOU GO, WOODY.

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[ Choking ] I-I CAN'T BREATH!

291
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Black Dynamite: NAH,
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID.

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IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE, "YOUR
TATTOOS ARE RUBBING OFF MY NECK."

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YOF TAFTOOS OPH
ROMUF OFFAMUNEPH!

294
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Black Dynamite: YEAH,
YEAH, THAT WAS IT!

295
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[ LAUGHS ] WOODY
MOTHERFUCKIN' ALLEN!

296
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,976
NOW, WHY THE HELL DID
YOU RUN INTO MY CAR?

297
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LOOK, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

298
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I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
BACK HOME TO HOLLYWOOD!

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Black Dynamite: HMM. ONLY BECAUSE BLACK
DYNAMITE LIKES YOUR MOVIES AND HE'S ON THE.

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FENCE ABOUT WHITEY
SLAVERY IS HE EVEN TAKIN'

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THE TIME TO UNDERSTAND
YOUR WHITEY PLIGHT.

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[ HOOVES CLACKING ] >>
OH, GOD, THEY'RE COMING!

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PLEASE HELP ME.

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00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,976
Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT, I'll HELP YOU,
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE DON'T DRIVE NO.

305
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,977
MS. DAISIES OR MR. WOODYS.

306
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:33,000
CAN YOU DIG IT?

307
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,435
[ WHIP CRACKS ] >> [
Panting ] THIS IS NOT.

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EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN
MIND, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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Black Dynamite: THE KEY WORD
IN "RUNAWAY SLAVE" IS "RUN."

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Black Dynamite:
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET

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WORSE, I THOUGHT ONE
MORE TIME AND THEN THEY DID.

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THESE TURKEYS TURNED BLACK DYNAMITE'S
DOJO INTO A SLAVE QUARTERS, SPA, SLAVERY

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PAMPERING SUITE, WHATEVER IT IS!

314
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,976
THEY'RE INTERRUPTING MY KUNG FU.

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00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,976
THIS WHITE SLAVERY SHIT
HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR.

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00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,977
BULLHORN?! HONEY BEE?!

317
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Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE,
OOH, I'M IN HERE, I'M IN HERE!

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Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE, I AIN'T
GOT TIME FOR HIDE-N-SEEK RIGHT NOW.

319
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,680
Honey Bee: SHH! NOW
YOU SHUSH YO' MOUTH.

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MY WHITE SEX SLAVE GON' HEAR
YA NOW. Black Dynamite: WHAT?!

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00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,976
Honey Bee: THIS
MOTHER[BLEEP]'S IN LOVE!

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OHH, HE SAYS HE WANTS US TO BE SHACKLED
TOGETHER, SO I CAN WHIP HIS ASS FOREVER!

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00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,977
HE'S SICK, I'S TELLS YA.

324
00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:22,976
HE'S SICK.

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Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE, DO ME A
FAVOR WHILE WE HAVIN' THIS CONVERSATION.

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STOP TALKIN' LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE
AND GET THE FUCK OUT THE FREEZER!

327
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,280
Bullhorn: NOW, BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU
DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THE WHITE MAN SAY!

328
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,976
BUT THIS RUNAWAY SLAVE I CAUGHT
SAYS YOU HELPED HIM RUN AWAY!

329
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,976
Honey Bee: CREAM CORN, WHAT
THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

330
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,976
Cream Corn: I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH
CRENSHAW PETE OVER SOME SUNTAN LOTION.

331
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,976
HE MIGHT HAVE BRANDED ME LIKE A BITCH,
BUT GUESS WHO GOT THE SUNTAN LOTION?

332
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,977
Honey Bee: THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

333
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,976
LOOK AT YOUR ANKLES...
THEY'RE BLEEDING.

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00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,977
Cream Corn: YEAH, I THINK I
GOT TO GIVE MY HOES A BREAK

335
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,976
'CAUSE THESE SHACKLES,
THEY'RE KILLIN' ME.

336
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,976
Black Dynamite: NOW, BULLHORN, IT'S
TIME TO PUT WHITE SLAVERY TO AN END!

337
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,976
Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, LISTEN TO WHAT I
SAY AND MAKE SURE YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID!

338
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THESE ARE BULLHORN'S SLAVES, TOP
DEPUTY OVERSEER OF THE WORLD, CRAIG!

339
00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,977
Black Dynamite: WHO
THE FUCK IS CRAIG?

340
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:01,976
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT
HONEY BEE, CALL UP THE REVEREND.

341
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,976
WE NEED TO HAVE A BLACK
COMMUNITY TOWN MEETING.

342
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000
[ GAVEL BANGS ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
I WHY IS THIS MEETING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

343
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,040
I GOT TOO MANY WHITE SLAVES
THAT NEED MY MASTERIN'.

344
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,976
WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT, BLACK DYNAMITE?

345
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,720
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF GETTIN' MY HUR' DID.

346
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,954
Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY, SHUT THE.

347
00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:20,000
FUCK UP WHEN GROWN
FOLKS IS ABOLISHING SLAVERY!

348
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,840
ABOLISHIN'? BULLHORN,
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

349
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,976
I WANT YOU TO
STOP HIM RIGHT NOW!

350
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Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ] >>
Bullhorn: [ GRUNTS ] >> THAT'S IT!

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00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,976
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY FIRED AS DEPUTY
OVERSEER OFFICER OVERSEER OF THE WORLD!

352
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NOT JUST THE COMMUNITY.

353
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THE WORLD!

354
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,736
Black Dynamite: NOW, I
KNOW YOU ALL THOUGHT.

355
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,480
THAT WHITE SLAVERY
WAS THE RIGHT THING TO.

356
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DO AFTER DISCOVERING
YOUR ROOTS IN A MINISERIES.

357
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,977
BUT IT'S DESTROYING
THIS COMMUNITY!

358
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:45,161
BLACK DYNAMITE, DON'T
WHOOP MY ASS, BUT I DISAGREE!

359
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,430
MY WHITE LAWYER SLAVE
HERE NOT ONLY HELP ME

360
00:15:47,454 --> 00:15:48,976
BEAT THE TRIPLE HOMICIDE
I WAS FACING, BUT HE

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ALSO HELPED ME SAVE
MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE.

362
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,120
[ CROWD CHEERS ] >> WELL,
MY WHITE SLAVE IS WORTHLESS!

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00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,976
HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ROLL A JOINT,
WASH A CADILLAC, COOK A POT ROAST, NOTHIN'!

364
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,976
AND I GOT TO KEEP FEEDIN' HIM
FISH EGGS AND MAKIN' TEA ALL DAY!

365
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,977
I'M WITH BLACK DYNAMITE.

366
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,976
I SAY WE NEED TO
END WHITE SLAVERY!

367
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:09,000
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >>
SHUT UP! EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!

368
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,976
WHAT WE NEED IS SOME
DEMOCRACY UP IN THIS BITCH!

369
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,748
THIS ALLOWS THE CITIZENS
OF THIS COMMUNITY TO

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00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:17,976
PARTICIPATE EQUALLY BY
ENCOMPASSING THE DAMN SOCIAL,

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00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,610
ECONOMIC, AND CULTURAL
CONDITIONS THAT ENABLE

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THE FREE AND EQUAL
PRACTICE OF POLITICAL

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SELF-DETERMINATION, ALL
BY HAVING A SIMPLE ASS VOTE!

374
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,977
WHAT?

375
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:32,976
A BASEHEAD COULDN'T USE
TO BE A POLITICAL SCIENTIST?

376
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,976
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME.

377
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,000
OKAY, BY SHOW OF HANDS,
ALL THOSE FOR HONKY SLAVES?

378
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,977
Honey Bee: I GOT 237.

379
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,976
Black Dynamite: AND
THOSE FOR FREE HONKIES?

380
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,977
Honey Bee: 237 AGAIN.

381
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:47,976
Black Dynamite: DAMN.

382
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,000
IT'S A TIE. NOW WHAT?

383
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,520
WHAT ABOUT BASEHEAD?
HE DIDN'T VOTE.

384
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:51,977
HOLD ON. I'M STILL THINKIN'!

385
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,976
HMM...

386
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,976
COLEMAN IS REALLY GOOD
AT FINDIN' MY VEINS, AND

387
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
HE DOES COOK MY HEROIN
JUST THE WAY I LIKES IT.

388
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,977
THANK YOU, SIR.

389
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,976
I DO MY BEST.

390
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,976
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU NOT REALLY GOOD
AT STEALIN' SHIT COLEMAN, AND YOU KNOW I

391
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CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY
FOR MY HABIT SO UH...

392
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,976
FOR THAT REASON ALONE, I AM
VOTIN' TO END WHITE SLAVERY!

393
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,976
SORRY, COLEMAN.

394
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,291
[ CROWD CHEERING,
GRUMBLING ] >> Black.

395
00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:18,976
Dynamite: THERE YOU
HAVE IT... WHITE SLAVERY IS.

396
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,977
OFFICIALLY ABOLISHED.

397
00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:23,976
[ GAVEL BANGS ] >>
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

398
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,977
WE'RE FREE.

399
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,976
I GUESS I SHOULD BE
HAPPY, BUT I'M NOT.

400
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,029
I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WANTED
TO GO BACK HOME, BUT

401
00:17:30,053 --> 00:17:32,976
HOW CAN I AFTER THIS
TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE?

402
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
WAIT! EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!

403
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,880
WE CAN'T GO HOME. >> Black Dynamite:
WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, WOODY ALLEN?

404
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,976
HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
FUNCTION IN WHITE SOCIETY NOW, HUH?

405
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,976
BEING A SLAVE FOR A WHOLE MONTH
HAS DESTROYED US PSYCHOLOGICALLY.

406
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,976
WE HAVE LOST ALL OUR
WHITE SELF-ESTEEM.

407
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,280
WHERE'S THAT WHITE
ARROGANCE THAT OUR ANCESTORS

408
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,976
HAD WHEN THEY KILLED
THE INDIANS, HUH?

409
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,976
WHERE'S ALL THAT AMBITION THAT
DROPPED THE BOMB ON HIROSHIMA?

410
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,976
IT'S GONE!

411
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,796
SO WE CAN'T GO BACK
TO BEING OURSELVES

412
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,976
ANYMORE BECAUSE WE ARE
NOT OURSELVES ANYMORE.

413
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,876
I GUESS WE HAVE TO
FIND A WAY TO ASSIMILATE

414
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,976
OURSELVES INTO THE BLACK
COMMUNITY UNTIL WE CAN

415
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,086
BUILD UP THE SELF-CONFIDENCE
TO STEAL IT, 'CAUSE

416
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:12,000
WE DAMN SURE CAN'T
GO BACK TO BEVERLY HILLS

417
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,977
OR BEVERLY HILLS ADJACENT.

418
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:16,976
WE WOULD BE A SHAME
TO OUR WHOLE RACE.

419
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,976
[ CHEERS, APPLAUSE ] SO,
WHAT DO YOU SAY, WHITE FOLKS?

420
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,976
LET'S GO GET US SOME ROSCOES!

421
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,977
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
Black Dynamite: AND.

422
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:26,976
ASSIMILATE THEIR
WHITE ASSES THEY DID.

423
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,976
THEY WERE DRIVING CADILLACS,
PIMPIN', HUSTLIN;, WEARING AFROS.

424
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,976
THEY EVEN PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON OUR
WATER FOUNTAINS, AND THAT'S JUST NASTY.

425
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,850
I GUESS THEY WANTED
EQUAL RIGHTS, BUT THE

426
00:18:35,874 --> 00:18:37,976
BLACK COMMUNITY JUST
AIN'T THE BLACK COMMUNITY

427
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
WITHOUT THE
COMMUNITY BEING BLACK.

428
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:43,976
HM.

429
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,365
Black Dynamite: ROSCOE,
WHAT'S UP WITH OUR.

430
00:18:45,389 --> 00:18:46,976
SEATS, AND WHY ARE ALL
THE BLACK PEOPLE OUTSIDE?

431
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,976
I'M SORRY, BLACK DYNAMITE, BUT
I'M AFRAID THEY HAD RESERVATIONS.

432
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,976
SEE, THAT'S WHAT WHITE FOLKS
DO WHEN THEY GO OUT TO EAT.

433
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,976
AND DID YOU KNOW THEY
HAD A THING CALLED "TIPS"?

434
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,976
Black Dynamite: WELL,
HERE'S A TIP FOR THEM.

435
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,438
AN ASS IN BLACK DYNAMITE'S
SEAT, NO MATTER WHAT

436
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:00,976
COLOR IT IS, IS AN ASS IN
BLACK DYNAMITE'S SEAT.

437
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,976
WE HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO EAT HERE
AS YOU DO, BLACK DYNAMITE, AND WE DESERVE

438
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:05,977
TO BE TREATED LIKE BLACK PEOPLE.

439
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:09,976
♪ WHITE SHALL OVERCOME BLACKS!

440
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:16,976
♪ WHITE SHALL OVER... [ CROWD
CHEERS ] ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

441
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,976
Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU WERE
RIGHT FOR BRINGING SLAVERY TO AN END.

442
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,976
I SHOULD HAVE STUCK BY YOU
AND BEEN A BETTER FRIEND.

443
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,976
BUT NOW I KNOW FOLLOWING AL SHARPTON WAS
DUMB, 'CAUSE I SURE WISH THESE PECKERWOODS

444
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,976
WOULD GO BACK FROM
WHERE THEY COME.

445
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,976
Black Dynamite: IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO
FEEL LIKE PUTTING WHITE PEOPLE IN SHACKLES.

446
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,634
SOMETIMES, BULLHORN,
BUT REMEMBER, VENGEANCE

447
00:19:33,658 --> 00:19:34,976
AIN'T ALWAYS AS
SWEET AS IT TASTES.

448
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,977
Honey Bee: UH-OH.

449
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:37,976
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SLOW
DOWN, BLACK DYNAMITE.

450
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,976
CRACKER RIGHTS
FREEDOM FIGHTERS, 12:00.

451
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,977
[ Chanting ] BEING
WHITE IS ALSO RIGHT!

452
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,976
BEING WHITE IS ALSO RIGHT!

453
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:48,976
WE, THE WHITE FOLKS OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY,
ARE NOT MOVING OUR CHEEKS FROM THIS HERE

454
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,976
MONUMENT UNTIL WE
RECEIVE REPARATIONS!

455
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,520
THAT'S RIGHT! STICK
IT TO THE MAYNE!

456
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,976
Bullhorn: SHIT! REVEREND
AL DONE FLIPPED THE SCRIPT.

457
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,976
AL SHARPTON, UNLESS YOU WENT COLOR-BLIND,
YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO ABOUT THESE

458
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,976
WHITE-POWER SIGNS.

459
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,825
RACIAL INEQUALITY
DOES NOT HAVE A COLOR,

460
00:20:03,849 --> 00:20:05,976
BROTHER, BUT IT DOES
HAVE A PRICE, SO THE ONLY

461
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,976
SIGNS I SEE ARE
GREEN DOLLAR SIGNS.

462
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,023
MAN, GET YOUR WHITE ASSES
OFF OUR KING AND TAKE THEM

463
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:12,976
BACK TO BEVERLY HILLS
AND BEVERLY HILLS ADJACENT!

464
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,976
WE DIDN'T LAND ON
THIS BLACK COMMUNITY!

465
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,976
THIS BLACK COMMUNITY
LANDED ON US!

466
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:25,000
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> Black
Dynamite: EVERYBODY, STOP, STOP!

467
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,976
SO, HERE WE ARE, IN THE SAME
FREEZE FRAME WE STARTED WITH.

468
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,976
BULLHORN IS ABOUT TO KILL AL SHARPTON,
AND THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS ABOUT TO SPRAY

469
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,976
WHITE CIVIL-RIGHTS
FIGHTERS WITH HOSES.

470
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000
THIS IS SOME WEIRD-ASS, HEAVY SHIT
AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP IT.

471
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
SUEY!

472
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING, BLACK DYNAMITE?

473
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,977
Black Dynamite: THE SAME
THING YOU'RE DOING.

474
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:03,976
NO, I'M JUST BEATING UP A WHITE
SLAVE FIGHTING FOR RACIAL EQUALITY.

475
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,976
YOU'RE DESTROYING A MONUMENT THAT IS
A SYMBOL OF OUR STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM.

476
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,977
Black Dynamite: YOU
ALL NEED TO WAKE UP.

477
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,976
LOOK AT YOURSELVES,
BLACK COMMUNITY.

478
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,976
IF DR. KING WAS HERE TO SEE
THIS, HE WOULD SHIT A BRICK.

479
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,059
NOW, WE CAN'T BEAT THE
MAN BY BEING THE MAN,

480
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,976
AND, WHITE PEOPLE,
DON'T LET AL SHARPTON

481
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,976
GET YOUR ASS WHUPPED.

482
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,976
SO BEFORE THINGS GET ANY WORSE AND SOMEBODY
TOUCHES MY CAR, CAUSING ME TO FUCK UP

483
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,330
EVERYBODY, I SUGGEST
WE PRETEND NONE OF THIS

484
00:21:24,354 --> 00:21:26,976
EVER HAPPENED AND GO
BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE.

485
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,840
WE'RE SORRY, NEGROES.
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?

486
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,976
SO, DOES THAT MEAN I
HAVE TO GO BACK HOME?

487
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,976
Black Dynamite: WELL, AS FOR YOU,
WOODY ALLEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME.

488
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,360
I DON'T? Black Dynamite: NAH.

489
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,976
BUT YOU GOT TO GET
THE FUCK UP OUT OF HERE.

490
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,976
[ FARTING ] DREAM ACHIEVED!

491
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,977
THANK YOU, DR. KING.

492
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,976
[ SNIFFS ] SOMEBODY
GOT SOME INCENSE?

493
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,976
'CAUSE IT DON'T SMELL RIGHT.

494
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,976
[ COUGHS ] I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND!

495
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,000
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! ♪
DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> [ FARTS ]

496
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:01,976
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

497
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
[ FARTS ] ♪♪