♪ HE'S >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE
♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH
♪ OOOHHH ♪
♪ AHHHH ♪
♪ HE'S ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪
♪ DY-NO, ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪
OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪
♪ OOOOHHHH ♪
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!
WELCOME >> WELCOME TO
WELCOME TO MASSA'S FRIED CHICKEN. HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY.
HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL BLACK DYNAMITE.
Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT THAT SECRET FORMULA IS.
DON'T YOU TELL BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT THAT
SECRET FORMULA IS. YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHAT THAT SECRET FORMULA IS. YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, DADDY.
MR. MASSA WOULD FIRE ME.
Black Dynamite: HMM.
WHOO!
SALT, WHITE PEPPER, BLACK.
WHOO! SALT, WHITE PEPPER, BLACK PEPPER, PARSLEY, ROSEMARY,
THYME, SAVORY SAGE, GARLIC
POWDER!
Black >> Black Dynamite:
Black Dynamite: YEAH, MAMA. JUST ONE MORE. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB AND.
JUST ONE MORE. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB AND SPICE,
BABY. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB AND SPICE, BABY. COME ON.
I FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD IS
SHAKING! I FEEL
LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD IS SHAKING! [ GLASS SHATTERS ]
Black Dynamite: WAIT A.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ] Black Dynamite: WAIT A MINUTE, MAMA.
IT AIN'T ME SHAKING YOUR WORLD.
MINUTE, MAMA. IT AIN'T ME SHAKING YOUR WORLD THIS TIME.
DAMN IT, I WAS ONE SPICE AWAY.
WHO IS THIS INTERRUPTING MY
SEDUCTION?
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
[ GUN COCKS ]
BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU HAVEN'T
[ GUN COCKS ] BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, MAN.
Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN!
THE ONLY COOL CRACKER I EVER MET.
Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN! THE ONLY COOL CRACKER I EVER MET IN THE C.I.A.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
IS THERE SOMEWHERE QUIETER WE
CAN TALK?
WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER!
AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR
WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER! AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR DICK!
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
Black >> Black Dynamite:
Black Dynamite: TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS VISIT, DENNIS FLYNN? AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?
15 YEARS AGO, THE SCHOOL
SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY WAS
TOTALLY IN THE BOMB DROPPER.
Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN THE.
TOTALLY IN THE BOMB DROPPER. Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN
THE [BLEEP] Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN THE [BLEEP] EXACTLY.
[BLEEP] EXACTLY. Black Dynamite: GO ON.
PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE, AND.
Black Dynamite: GO ON. PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE, AND FUNDS WERE TIGHT, SO THE C.I.A.
PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE, AND FUNDS WERE TIGHT,
SO THE C.I.A. STARTED A COVERT OP DESIGNED TO
FUNDS WERE TIGHT, SO THE C.I.A. STARTED A COVERT
OP DESIGNED TO EDUCATE KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY
STARTED A COVERT OP DESIGNED TO EDUCATE KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY MONEY OR PEOPLE.
Black Dynamite: HMM.
"THE PUPPET SHOW."
THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE.
THIS IS T.F. KURTIS... A.K.A.
THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE. THIS IS T.F.
KURTIS... A.K.A. THAT FROG KURTIS, ONE OF THE
THIS IS T.F. KURTIS... A.K.A. THAT FROG KURTIS,
ONE OF THE MOST OUTSTANDING EDUCATORS THIS
THAT FROG KURTIS, ONE OF THE MOST OUTSTANDING
EDUCATORS THIS COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED.
MOST OUTSTANDING EDUCATORS THIS COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED. Black Dynamite: THAT FROG.
COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED. Black Dynamite: THAT FROG KURTIS MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN.
Black Dynamite: THAT FROG KURTIS MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN I AM TODAY.
HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE IMPORTANT
[BLEEP] LIKE, "POLLUTING IS NOT"
HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE IMPORTANT [BLEEP] LIKE,
"POLLUTING IS NOT GIVING A HOOT," AND, "IF ANYONE
[BLEEP] LIKE, "POLLUTING IS NOT GIVING A HOOT,"
AND, "IF ANYONE CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S
GIVING A HOOT," AND, "IF ANYONE CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S ME."
I KNOW THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS THAT
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS
THAT THAT FROG KURTIS HAS GONE ROGUE.
NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS THAT THAT FROG KURTIS
HAS GONE ROGUE. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
THAT FROG KURTIS HAS GONE ROGUE. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S
PLANNING, BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S
BIG, AND IT'S SCHEDULED TO GO
PLANNING, BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S BIG, AND IT'S
SCHEDULED TO GO DOWN TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON
BIG, AND IT'S SCHEDULED TO GO DOWN TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON NATIONAL TV.
WE NEED YOU TO STOP HIM BEFORE
IT'S...
Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF.
IT'S... Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF THE PHRASE "BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T."
Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF THE PHRASE "BLACK
DYNAMITE AIN'T [BLEEP] WITH YOU HONKIES FROM."
THE PHRASE "BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T [BLEEP] WITH
YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. NO MORE" IS IT YOU
"[BLEEP] WITH YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. NO
MORE" IS IT YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T
"THE C.I.A. NO MORE" IS IT YOU HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T UNDERSTAND?
THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKIES,
BLACK DYNAMITE!
IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN.
Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW.
IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN. Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW WHAT, DENNIS FLYNN?
I NEVER TOLD NOBODY THIS.
BUT I USED TO BE A CHILDREN.
[ TELEVISION PLAYING ]
[ SOBBING ]
NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU AND
SAY I'M JUST GOING OUT FOR A
PACK OF CIGARETTES, BUT THE
SAY I'M JUST GOING OUT FOR A PACK OF
CIGARETTES, BUT THE TRUTH IS I'M LEAVING YOU TO
PACK OF CIGARETTES, BUT THE TRUTH IS I'M
LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE
TRUTH IS I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF.
NOW, DIG IT WHILE YOU CAN,
BECAUSE THE LIGHT JUST TURNED
MOTHER [BLEEP] GREEN.
BYE, BITCH.
THREE MINUS ONE EQUALS TWO.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[ Echoing ] SNAP OUT OF IT,
BLACK DYNAMITE.
Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN,
I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION.
CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO
PUPPET
CREAM CREAM CORN, CREAM CORN, HONEY
BEE, BULLHORN, I APPRECIATE
Y'ALL MAKING THE TIME TO ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A
I APPRECIATE Y'ALL MAKING THE TIME TO ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A SHORT NOTICE.
Honey Bee: YOU KNOW I'll DO.
SHORT NOTICE. Honey Bee: YOU KNOW I'll DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR SEXY ASS.
Cream Corn: IT'S COOL, B.D.
ANYTHING FOR YOUR SEXY ASS. Cream Corn: IT'S
COOL, B.D. I NEEDED TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S.
Cream Corn: IT'S COOL, B.D. I NEEDED TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S HOUSE ANYWAY.
SHE WAS COLD TRIPPING.
SHE TALKING ABOUT SOME,
"CREAM CORN, TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
CREAM CORN, CLEAN OUT YOUR
ROOM."
I'M LIKE, "MAMA, BITCH, PIMPS
DON'T DO CHORES."
Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I.
DON'T DO CHORES." Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU GOT THE WARM AND.
Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU GOT
THE WARM AND FUZZIES FOR PUPPET STREET, BUT.
KNOW YOU GOT THE WARM AND FUZZIES FOR PUPPET
STREET, BUT TONIGHT, WE MIGHT BE WEARING
FUZZIES FOR PUPPET STREET, BUT TONIGHT, WE MIGHT BE WEARING THEIR ASSES ON OUR MOTHER
[BLEEP] FEET.
[ GUNFIRE, INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
FUZZY PIMPS, FURRY HUSTLERS, AND
HAIRY HOES.
LOOKS LIKE PUPPET STREET DONE
GONE GRIMY GHETTO.
OH, NO!
Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M.
OH, NO! Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT.
Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M STARTING TO GET THE
FEELING THAT THAT PUPPET SHOW WE SEE ON TV IS.
STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT THAT PUPPET SHOW WE SEE ON TV IS JUST A SHOW.
THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU ON PUPPET TURF NOW, BITCHES!
Black Dynamite: CRENSHAW THE.
YOU ON PUPPET TURF NOW, BITCHES! Black Dynamite:
CRENSHAW THE SLIME... THE PUPPET THAT LOVES.
Black Dynamite: CRENSHAW THE SLIME... THE PUPPET THAT LOVES TO HATE.
YEAH, THAT'S ME,
BLACK-ASS DYNAMITE!
AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I
REALLY HATE, IT'S A BIG-ASS,
SHINY-ASS, GREASY-ASS
ACTION-FIGURE NEGRO LIKE...
Black Dynamite: OH!
>>
Black >> Black Dynamite:
Black Dynamite: CREAM CORN, LAY A GRENADE ON.
HYAH! >>
HYAH! >> OH HYAH! >> OH [BLEEP]
HYAH! OH [BLEEP] I HATE GRENADES!
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
OHH, BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU
AIN'T [BLEEP]
Black Dynamite: NOW, WE NEED.
AIN'T [BLEEP] Black Dynamite: NOW, WE NEED TO SPLIT BEFORE THESE PUPPETS...
[ GUNS COCK
[ THUDDING
THAT THAT FROG THAT FROG KURTIS?
NO, IT'S THAT KING PIMP KURTIS NOW,
MOTHER [BLEEP]
RIBBET, MOTHER [BLEEP]
RIBBET!
AND I GUESS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE THAT SUPER [BLEEP]
BLACK DYNAMITE.
SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO,
SO, IT'S NOT TRUE?
Black Dynamite: NO, IT IS.
SO, IT'S NOT TRUE? Black Dynamite: NO, IT IS TRUE.
IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET EVER.
TRUE. IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET EVER CALLED ME [BLEEP] BEFORE.
IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET EVER CALLED ME
[BLEEP] BEFORE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF DIABOLICAL
CALLED ME [BLEEP] BEFORE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF
DIABOLICAL DIRT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THESE
NOW, WHAT KIND OF DIABOLICAL DIRT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THESE KIDS?
OH, I GOT YOUR DIABOLICAL
DIRT RIGHT HERE!
DIABOLICAL THESE NUTS!
IN YOUR FACE!
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING.
I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING.
I KNOW YOU HEAR
ME SNAPPING. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE, HO. WHAT'S THIS?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE, HO.
WHAT'S THIS? YOU KNOW MY MONEY SUPPOSED TO BE
WAIT A MINUTE, HO. WHAT'S THIS? YOU KNOW MY MONEY
SUPPOSED TO BE FOLDED, NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH.
YOU KNOW MY MONEY SUPPOSED TO BE FOLDED, NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH. AAH!
Cream Corn: MAN, YOU AIN'T.
AAH! Cream Corn: MAN, YOU AIN'T PIMPIN'!
THOSE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY.
PIMPIN'! THOSE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY CHILDREN ARE KIDS.
WHERE YOUR BITCHES AT?
THESE KIDS MY [BLEEP] DAMN
BITCHES, HUH!
AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH, TOO,
YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER.
AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH, TOO, YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP] MOUTH.
YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED ACROSS
YOUR [BLEEP] FACE WITH A FROG
DICK, HUH?
Cream Corn: OH, HELL NO.
YOU AIN'T GONNA... AAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
I-I-I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THAT
TIME.
IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD A FROG
DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Black Dynamite: WHY,
THAT FROG
KURTIS? Black Dynamite: WHY, THAT FROG KURTIS? WHY?
WHY? WHY?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
BIG BLACK DYNAMITE TO LEARN A
LITTLE LESSON.
LISTEN AND LEARN,
BLACK DYNAMITE, 'CAUSE
THAT FROG KURTIS IS A
STRAIGHT-UP PIMP!
RIBBET! RIBBET!
[ Rapping ] ♪ 30 YEARS ON PUBLIC
RIBBET! RIBBET! [ Rapping ] ♪ 30 YEARS ON PUBLIC TV ♪
♪ YEAH
TV ♪ >> ♪ YEAH TV ♪ >> ♪ YEAH >>
TV ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ RAISIN' THESE [BLEEP] DAMN
KIDS FOR FREE! ♪
♪ THAT [BLEEP] IS OVER NOW
♪ THAT'S NOT HAPPENING
♪ NOW I GETS MY GREEN FROM
HUSTLIN' ♪
♪ KIDS
♪ MY ARM IS SKINNY, BUT I'll
SLAP YOUR FACE! ♪
♪ PIMP HAND STRONG
♪ SO DAMN STRONG ♪
I HAVE THE POWER OF
PERSUASION ♪
♪ GIVE ME A KID!
♪ GIRL, BOY, BLACK, OR
WHITAY ♪
♪ COME AND ROB YOUR MAMAS AND
DADDIES FOR ME ♪
♪ ROB YOUR MAMA, JACK YOUR
DADDIES ♪
♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER
[BLEEP] KIDS TO FROGGY ♪
♪ RAISED BY THE TV, HAVEN'T
YOU HEARD? ♪
♪ THEY'LL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN
I GIVE THE WORD! ♪
♪ YOU WON'T BELIEVE, THEY'RE
SO NAIVE ♪
♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP
♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB THE NATION
♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP ♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB THE NATION ♪ WHEN THE KIDS TUNE IN TO THE
PUBLIC TV STATION ♪
I'M ABOUT TO BE ON TOP OF THE
WORLD!
GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK, BABY!
RIBBET!
NOW, NOW, IN NOW, IN FIVE
MINUTES, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF POWER A FROG REALLY GOT, JACK.
WHOEVER SAID THE REVOLUTION
WASN'T GONNA BE TELEVISED DIDN'T
WHOEVER SAID THE REVOLUTION WASN'T GONNA BE
TELEVISED DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS
WASN'T GONNA BE TELEVISED DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT, SUCKA!
KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS TALKING
ABOUT, SUCKA! Bullhorn: MAN, BLACK DYNAMITE.
TALKING ABOUT, SUCKA! Bullhorn: MAN, BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NOBODY'S SUCKA, YOU.
Bullhorn: MAN, BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NOBODY'S
SUCKA, YOU FLY-SOUP-EATING MOTHER [BLEEP]
AIN'T NOBODY'S SUCKA, YOU FLY-SOUP-EATING MOTHER [BLEEP] [ LAUGHS ]
WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
DR. SEUSS? HUH?
WE HAVE THE BLACK-ASS DR. SEUSS
IN HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
NOW, QUIET ON THE SET, JACK!
I MEAN IT! SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!
NOW, QUIET ON THE SET, JACK! I MEAN IT! SHUT
THE [BLEEP] UP! AFTER THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR
I MEAN IT! SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP! AFTER THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR ASSES, PLEASE.
AFTER THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR ASSES,
PLEASE. PLEASE. ASSES, PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.
PLEASE. PLEASE. HEY, KIDS, I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR TUNING IN TO A VERY SPECIAL
HEY, KIDS, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN
TO A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF "THE PUPPET SHOW!"
FOR TUNING IN TO A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF
"THE PUPPET SHOW!" I HOPE YOU ALL REMEMBERED TO
EPISODE OF "THE PUPPET SHOW!" I HOPE YOU ALL REMEMBERED TO BRING ONE OF YOUR MAMA'S
STOCKINGS, GUNS, GLOVES, LIKE I
BRING ONE OF YOUR MAMA'S STOCKINGS, GUNS,
GLOVES, LIKE I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S
STOCKINGS, GUNS, GLOVES, LIKE I TOLD YOU LAST
WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN THIS WEEK!
TOLD YOU LAST WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA GO DOWN THIS WEEK! [ CHEERING ]
[ GUN COCKS ]
Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ]
SUEY! SUEY!
AAH!
AAH! OHH!
Black Dynamite: [ SCREAMS ]
NOW, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS.
Black Dynamite: [ SCREAMS ] NOW, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS "MONEY."
AS IN "KING PIMP SUPER KURT
NEEDS YOU TO BRING ALL THE
MONEY."
SAY IT, KIDS, WITH ME.
"MONEY."
All: MONEY!
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!
All: MONEY! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! Cream Corn: YEAH, SUCKA.
Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS.
Cream Corn: YEAH, SUCKA. Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE HONEY
BEE! Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE HONEY BEE! I WILL STING YOU!
I WILL STING YOUR ASS!
Cream Corn: COME ON! I
WILL STING YOUR ASS! Cream Corn: COME ON! LET'S GO, LITTLE JACK.
OHH!
Cream Corn: I GOT YOU,
SUCKER. Cream Corn: I GOT YOU, SUCKER. DAISY KICK.
Bullhorn: HA!
[ SCREAMS ]
Bullhorn: TAKE THAT!
[ SCREAMS
[ CREAK!
Black >> Black Dynamite:
Black Dynamite: OHH! S-S-SUEY! AAH!
S-S-SUEY! AAH! [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
AAH!
NOW, >> NOW, LISTEN >> NOW, LISTEN TO
FROGGY, BABY. [ LAUGHS ] 'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW... YOU KNOW
AND I KNOW... THAT
THAT FROG KURTIS IS A...
JIVE-ASS MOTHER [BLEEP]
[ SCREAMS ]
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
WAIT, BLACK DYNAMITE.
COME ON, NOW. COME ON.
I'M PART OF EVERY LESSON YOU
EVER LEARNED.
I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU... I GOT
YOU OUT OF PEEING IN THE BED.
I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU OUT OF
PEEING IN THE BED. YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR
YOU OUT OF PEEING IN THE BED. YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE!
YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR
THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE!
[ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU.
THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE! [ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD.
[ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF.
BYE, BITCH!
YOU AND ME ARE LIKE ONE.
DON'T LET THE MAN PIT US AGAINST
EACH OTHER, OKAY?
[ SHING! ]
Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
BLACK BLACK DYNAMITE, BLACK DYNAMITE, THANK
YOU FOR COMING ON "THE
PUPPET SHOW," AS MY SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST
COMING ON "THE PUPPET SHOW," AS MY SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST FRIEND.
AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET ABOUT
FRIEND. AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT FROG KURTIS WAS
SAYING.
I WAS IN MAKE-BELIEVE LAND, BUT
BLACK DYNAMITE TOOK ME OUT OF
IT.
RIGHT, KIDS?
[ SCREAMS ]
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE