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♪ HE'S >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE

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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ SO
DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH

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♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪

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♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH,
OOOHHH ♪ OOOHHH ♪

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♪ AHHHH ♪

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♪ HE'S ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪

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♪ DY-NO, ♪ DY-NO,
DY-NO ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪

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♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH,

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♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪
OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪

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♪ OOOOHHHH ♪

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

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WELCOME >> WELCOME TO

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WELCOME TO MASSA'S FRIED
CHICKEN. HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

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MASSA'S FRIED CHICKEN. HOW MAY I TAKE
YOUR ORDER? Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY.

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HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Black Dynamite:
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL BLACK DYNAMITE.

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Black Dynamite: NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL
BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT THAT SECRET FORMULA IS.

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DON'T YOU TELL BLACK
DYNAMITE WHAT THAT

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SECRET FORMULA IS.
YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU

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WHAT THAT SECRET FORMULA IS. YOU
KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, DADDY.

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YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT,
DADDY. MR. MASSA WOULD FIRE ME.

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THAT, DADDY. MR. MASSA WOULD
FIRE ME. Black Dynamite: HMM.

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MR. MASSA WOULD FIRE ME.
Black Dynamite: HMM. WHOO!

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Black Dynamite: HMM. WHOO!
SALT, WHITE PEPPER, BLACK.

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WHOO! SALT, WHITE PEPPER,
BLACK PEPPER, PARSLEY, ROSEMARY,

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SALT, WHITE PEPPER, BLACK PEPPER, PARSLEY,
ROSEMARY, THYME, SAVORY SAGE, GARLIC

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PEPPER, PARSLEY, ROSEMARY,
THYME, SAVORY SAGE, GARLIC POWDER!

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THYME, SAVORY SAGE, GARLIC
POWDER! Black >> Black Dynamite:

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Black Dynamite: YEAH, MAMA. JUST
ONE MORE. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB AND.

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JUST ONE MORE. GIVE ME
THAT 11th HERB AND SPICE,

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BABY. GIVE ME THAT 11th HERB
AND SPICE, BABY. COME ON.

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SPICE, BABY. COME ON. I
FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD IS

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COME ON. I FEEL LIKE MY
WHOLE WORLD IS SHAKING! I FEEL

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LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD IS
SHAKING! [ GLASS SHATTERS ]

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SHAKING! [ GLASS SHATTERS
] Black Dynamite: WAIT A.

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[ GLASS SHATTERS ] Black
Dynamite: WAIT A MINUTE, MAMA.

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Black Dynamite: WAIT A MINUTE, MAMA.
IT AIN'T ME SHAKING YOUR WORLD.

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MINUTE, MAMA. IT AIN'T ME
SHAKING YOUR WORLD THIS TIME.

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IT AIN'T ME SHAKING YOUR WORLD THIS
TIME. DAMN IT, I WAS ONE SPICE AWAY.

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THIS TIME. DAMN IT, I WAS ONE SPICE
AWAY. WHO IS THIS INTERRUPTING MY

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DAMN IT, I WAS ONE SPICE AWAY. WHO
IS THIS INTERRUPTING MY SEDUCTION?

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WHO IS THIS INTERRUPTING
MY SEDUCTION? [ GRUNTS ]

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SEDUCTION? [ GRUNTS ] AAH!

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT! [ GUN COCKS ]

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ABOUT! [ GUN COCKS ]
BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU HAVEN'T

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[ GUN COCKS ] BLACK DYNAMITE,
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, MAN.

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BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
A BIT, MAN. Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN!

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CHANGED A BIT, MAN. Black Dynamite: DENNIS
FLYNN! THE ONLY COOL CRACKER I EVER MET.

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Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN! THE ONLY
COOL CRACKER I EVER MET IN THE C.I.A.

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THE ONLY COOL CRACKER I EVER MET
IN THE C.I.A. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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IN THE C.I.A. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? IS THERE SOMEWHERE QUIETER WE

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IS THERE
SOMEWHERE QUIETER WE CAN TALK?

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IS THERE SOMEWHERE QUIETER WE
CAN TALK? WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER!

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CAN TALK? WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER!
AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR

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WE'RE INSIDE A CHOPPER! AND I
CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOUR DICK!

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AND I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT
YOUR DICK! ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

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Black >> Black Dynamite:

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Black Dynamite: TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS
VISIT, DENNIS FLYNN? AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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OWE THIS VISIT, DENNIS FLYNN? AND WHY
ARE YOU HERE? 15 YEARS AGO, THE SCHOOL

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AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 15 YEARS AGO,
THE SCHOOL SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY WAS

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15 YEARS AGO, THE SCHOOL SYSTEM IN THIS
COUNTRY WAS TOTALLY IN THE BOMB DROPPER.

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SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY WAS TOTALLY IN THE
BOMB DROPPER. Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN THE.

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TOTALLY IN THE BOMB DROPPER.
Black Dynamite: YOU MEAN

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THE [BLEEP] Black Dynamite:
YOU MEAN THE [BLEEP] EXACTLY.

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[BLEEP] EXACTLY.
Black Dynamite: GO ON.

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EXACTLY. Black Dynamite: GO ON.
PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE, AND.

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Black Dynamite: GO ON. PERSONNEL WAS
SCARCE, AND FUNDS WERE TIGHT, SO THE C.I.A.

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PERSONNEL WAS SCARCE,
AND FUNDS WERE TIGHT,

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SO THE C.I.A. STARTED A
COVERT OP DESIGNED TO

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FUNDS WERE TIGHT, SO
THE C.I.A. STARTED A COVERT

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OP DESIGNED TO EDUCATE
KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY

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STARTED A COVERT OP DESIGNED TO EDUCATE
KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY MONEY OR PEOPLE.

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EDUCATE KIDS WITH HARDLY ANY
MONEY OR PEOPLE. Black Dynamite: HMM.

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MONEY OR PEOPLE. Black
Dynamite: HMM. "THE PUPPET SHOW."

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Black Dynamite: HMM. "THE PUPPET
SHOW." THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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"THE PUPPET SHOW." THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK
DYNAMITE. THIS IS T.F. KURTIS... A.K.A.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BLACK
DYNAMITE. THIS IS T.F.

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KURTIS... A.K.A. THAT
FROG KURTIS, ONE OF THE

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THIS IS T.F. KURTIS...
A.K.A. THAT FROG KURTIS,

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ONE OF THE MOST
OUTSTANDING EDUCATORS THIS

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THAT FROG KURTIS, ONE
OF THE MOST OUTSTANDING

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EDUCATORS THIS
COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED.

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MOST OUTSTANDING EDUCATORS THIS COUNTRY
EVER PRODUCED. Black Dynamite: THAT FROG.

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COUNTRY EVER PRODUCED. Black Dynamite:
THAT FROG KURTIS MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN.

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Black Dynamite: THAT FROG KURTIS
MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN I AM TODAY.

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KURTIS MADE ME THE MORAL CITIZEN I AM
TODAY. HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE IMPORTANT

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I AM TODAY. HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE
IMPORTANT [BLEEP] LIKE, "POLLUTING IS NOT"

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HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE
IMPORTANT [BLEEP] LIKE,

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"POLLUTING IS NOT GIVING
A HOOT," AND, "IF ANYONE

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[BLEEP] LIKE, "POLLUTING
IS NOT GIVING A HOOT,"

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AND, "IF ANYONE CAN
PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S

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GIVING A HOOT," AND, "IF ANYONE
CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S ME."

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CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES, IT'S
ME." I KNOW THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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ME." I KNOW THAT, BLACK
DYNAMITE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

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I KNOW THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE. THAT'S
WHY I'M HERE. NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS THAT

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THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS

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THAT THAT FROG
KURTIS HAS GONE ROGUE.

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NOW, OUR INTEL SUGGESTS
THAT THAT FROG KURTIS

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HAS GONE ROGUE. [
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

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THAT FROG KURTIS HAS GONE ROGUE. [ DRAMATIC
MUSIC PLAYS ] WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S PLANNING, BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S

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WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S PLANNING, BUT WE
DO KNOW IT'S BIG, AND IT'S SCHEDULED TO GO

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PLANNING, BUT WE DO
KNOW IT'S BIG, AND IT'S

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SCHEDULED TO GO DOWN
TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON

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BIG, AND IT'S SCHEDULED TO GO DOWN
TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON NATIONAL TV.

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DOWN TOMORROW AT 7:00 A.M. ON NATIONAL
TV. WE NEED YOU TO STOP HIM BEFORE

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NATIONAL TV. WE NEED YOU
TO STOP HIM BEFORE IT'S...

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WE NEED YOU TO STOP HIM BEFORE
IT'S... Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF.

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IT'S... Black Dynamite: WHAT PART OF
THE PHRASE "BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T."

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Black Dynamite: WHAT PART
OF THE PHRASE "BLACK

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DYNAMITE AIN'T [BLEEP]
WITH YOU HONKIES FROM."

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THE PHRASE "BLACK
DYNAMITE AIN'T [BLEEP] WITH

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YOU HONKIES FROM THE
C.I.A. NO MORE" IS IT YOU

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"[BLEEP] WITH YOU
HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. NO

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MORE" IS IT YOU HONKIES
FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T

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"THE C.I.A. NO MORE" IS IT YOU HONKIES
FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T UNDERSTAND?

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HONKIES FROM THE C.I.A. DON'T
UNDERSTAND? THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKIES,

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UNDERSTAND? THIS ISN'T ABOUT
THE HONKIES, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKIES, BLACK
DYNAMITE! IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN.

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BLACK DYNAMITE! IT'S ABOUT THE
CHILDREN. Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW.

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IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN. Black
Dynamite: YOU KNOW WHAT, DENNIS FLYNN?

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Black Dynamite: YOU KNOW WHAT,
DENNIS FLYNN? I NEVER TOLD NOBODY THIS.

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WHAT, DENNIS FLYNN? I NEVER TOLD
NOBODY THIS. BUT I USED TO BE A CHILDREN.

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I NEVER TOLD NOBODY THIS. BUT I USED
TO BE A CHILDREN. [ TELEVISION PLAYING ]

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BUT I USED TO BE A CHILDREN. [
TELEVISION PLAYING ] [ SOBBING ]

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[ TELEVISION PLAYING ] [ SOBBING
] NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU AND

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[ SOBBING ] NOW, I COULD LIE TO
YOU AND SAY I'M JUST GOING OUT FOR A

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NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU AND SAY I'M JUST
GOING OUT FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES, BUT THE

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SAY I'M JUST GOING
OUT FOR A PACK OF

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CIGARETTES, BUT THE
TRUTH IS I'M LEAVING YOU TO

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PACK OF CIGARETTES,
BUT THE TRUTH IS I'M

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LEAVING YOU TO RAISE
8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE

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TRUTH IS I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE
8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF.

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RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY
YOURSELF. NOW, DIG IT WHILE YOU CAN,

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BY YOURSELF. NOW, DIG IT WHILE YOU
CAN, BECAUSE THE LIGHT JUST TURNED

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NOW, DIG IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE THE
LIGHT JUST TURNED MOTHER [BLEEP] GREEN.

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BECAUSE THE LIGHT JUST TURNED
MOTHER [BLEEP] GREEN. BYE, BITCH.

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MOTHER [BLEEP] GREEN. BYE,
BITCH. THREE MINUS ONE EQUALS TWO.

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BYE, BITCH. THREE MINUS ONE
EQUALS TWO. [ DOOR SLAMS ]

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THREE MINUS ONE EQUALS TWO. [
DOOR SLAMS ] [ Echoing ] SNAP OUT OF IT,

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[ DOOR SLAMS ] [ Echoing ] SNAP
OUT OF IT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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[ Echoing ] SNAP OUT OF IT, BLACK
DYNAMITE. Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN,

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BLACK DYNAMITE. Black Dynamite:
DENNIS FLYNN, I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION.

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Black Dynamite: DENNIS FLYNN, I JUST GOT
ONE QUESTION. CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO

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I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION. CAN
YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO PUPPET

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CREAM CREAM CORN,
CREAM CORN, HONEY

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CREAM CORN, HONEY BEE,
BULLHORN, I APPRECIATE

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Y'ALL MAKING THE TIME
TO ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A

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I APPRECIATE Y'ALL MAKING THE TIME TO
ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A SHORT NOTICE.

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TIME TO ROLL WITH ME ON SUCH A
SHORT NOTICE. Honey Bee: YOU KNOW I'll DO.

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SHORT NOTICE. Honey Bee: YOU KNOW
I'll DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR SEXY ASS.

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Honey Bee: YOU KNOW I'll DO ANYTHING FOR
YOUR SEXY ASS. Cream Corn: IT'S COOL, B.D.

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ANYTHING FOR YOUR
SEXY ASS. Cream Corn: IT'S

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COOL, B.D. I NEEDED
TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S.

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Cream Corn: IT'S COOL, B.D. I NEEDED
TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S HOUSE ANYWAY.

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I NEEDED TO GET OUT MY MAMA'S
HOUSE ANYWAY. SHE WAS COLD TRIPPING.

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HOUSE ANYWAY. SHE WAS COLD
TRIPPING. SHE TALKING ABOUT SOME,

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SHE WAS COLD TRIPPING. SHE TALKING ABOUT
SOME, "CREAM CORN, TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

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SHE TALKING ABOUT SOME, "CREAM CORN, TAKE
OUT THE TRASH. CREAM CORN, CLEAN OUT YOUR

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"CREAM CORN, TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
CREAM CORN, CLEAN OUT YOUR ROOM."

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CREAM CORN, CLEAN OUT YOUR
ROOM." I'M LIKE, "MAMA, BITCH, PIMPS

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ROOM." I'M LIKE, "MAMA,
BITCH, PIMPS DON'T DO CHORES."

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I'M LIKE, "MAMA, BITCH, PIMPS DON'T
DO CHORES." Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, I.

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DON'T DO CHORES." Bullhorn: BLACK
DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU GOT THE WARM AND.

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Bullhorn: BLACK
DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU GOT

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THE WARM AND FUZZIES
FOR PUPPET STREET, BUT.

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KNOW YOU GOT THE WARM
AND FUZZIES FOR PUPPET

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STREET, BUT TONIGHT,
WE MIGHT BE WEARING

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FUZZIES FOR PUPPET STREET, BUT TONIGHT, WE
MIGHT BE WEARING THEIR ASSES ON OUR MOTHER

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TONIGHT, WE MIGHT BE WEARING THEIR
ASSES ON OUR MOTHER [BLEEP] FEET.

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THEIR ASSES ON OUR MOTHER [BLEEP]
FEET. [ GUNFIRE, INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

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[BLEEP] FEET. [ GUNFIRE, INDISTINCT
SHOUTING ] FUZZY PIMPS, FURRY HUSTLERS, AND

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[ GUNFIRE, INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] FUZZY
PIMPS, FURRY HUSTLERS, AND HAIRY HOES.

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FUZZY PIMPS, FURRY HUSTLERS, AND
HAIRY HOES. LOOKS LIKE PUPPET STREET DONE

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HAIRY HOES. LOOKS LIKE PUPPET
STREET DONE GONE GRIMY GHETTO.

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LOOKS LIKE PUPPET STREET
DONE GONE GRIMY GHETTO. OH, NO!

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GONE GRIMY GHETTO. OH, NO!
Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M.

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OH, NO! Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I'M
STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT.

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Black Dynamite: BULLHORN,
I'M STARTING TO GET THE

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FEELING THAT THAT PUPPET
SHOW WE SEE ON TV IS.

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STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT THAT
PUPPET SHOW WE SEE ON TV IS JUST A SHOW.

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THAT PUPPET SHOW WE SEE ON
TV IS JUST A SHOW. THAT'S RIGHT!

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JUST A SHOW. THAT'S RIGHT! YOU
ON PUPPET TURF NOW, BITCHES!

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THAT'S RIGHT! YOU ON PUPPET TURF NOW,
BITCHES! Black Dynamite: CRENSHAW THE.

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YOU ON PUPPET TURF
NOW, BITCHES! Black Dynamite:

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CRENSHAW THE SLIME...
THE PUPPET THAT LOVES.

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Black Dynamite: CRENSHAW THE SLIME...
THE PUPPET THAT LOVES TO HATE.

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SLIME... THE PUPPET THAT
LOVES TO HATE. YEAH, THAT'S ME,

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TO HATE. YEAH, THAT'S
ME, BLACK-ASS DYNAMITE!

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YEAH, THAT'S ME, BLACK-ASS
DYNAMITE! AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I

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BLACK-ASS DYNAMITE! AND IF THERE'S
ONE THING I REALLY HATE, IT'S A BIG-ASS,

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AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I REALLY
HATE, IT'S A BIG-ASS, SHINY-ASS, GREASY-ASS

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REALLY HATE, IT'S A BIG-ASS, SHINY-ASS,
GREASY-ASS ACTION-FIGURE NEGRO LIKE...

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SHINY-ASS, GREASY-ASS ACTION-FIGURE
NEGRO LIKE... Black Dynamite: OH!

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ACTION-FIGURE NEGRO
LIKE... Black Dynamite: OH! >>

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Black >> Black Dynamite:

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Black Dynamite: CREAM
CORN, LAY A GRENADE ON.

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HYAH! >>

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HYAH! >> OH HYAH! >> OH [BLEEP]

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HYAH! OH [BLEEP]
I HATE GRENADES!

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OH [BLEEP] I HATE GRENADES!
♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

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I HATE GRENADES! ♪ DYNAMITE!
DYNAMITE OHH, BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE OHH,
BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU AIN'T [BLEEP]

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OHH, BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU AIN'T
[BLEEP] Black Dynamite: NOW, WE NEED.

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AIN'T [BLEEP] Black Dynamite: NOW, WE
NEED TO SPLIT BEFORE THESE PUPPETS...

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Black Dynamite: NOW, WE NEED TO SPLIT
BEFORE THESE PUPPETS... [ GUNS COCK

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[ THUDDING

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THAT THAT FROG THAT FROG KURTIS?

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THAT FROG KURTIS? NO, IT'S
THAT KING PIMP KURTIS NOW,

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NO, IT'S THAT KING PIMP
KURTIS NOW, MOTHER [BLEEP]

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THAT KING PIMP KURTIS NOW,
MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET, MOTHER [BLEEP]

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MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET,
MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET!

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RIBBET, MOTHER [BLEEP] RIBBET!
AND I GUESS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

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RIBBET! AND I GUESS YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE THAT SUPER [BLEEP]

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AND I GUESS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
THAT SUPER [BLEEP] BLACK DYNAMITE.

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BE THAT SUPER [BLEEP] BLACK
DYNAMITE. SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO,

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BLACK DYNAMITE. SO, SO, SO, SO,
SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, IT'S NOT TRUE?

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SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO,
IT'S NOT TRUE? Black Dynamite: NO, IT IS.

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SO, IT'S NOT TRUE? Black
Dynamite: NO, IT IS TRUE.

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Black Dynamite: NO, IT IS TRUE.
IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET EVER.

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TRUE. IT'S JUST THAT NO PUPPET
EVER CALLED ME [BLEEP] BEFORE.

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IT'S JUST THAT NO
PUPPET EVER CALLED ME

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[BLEEP] BEFORE. NOW,
WHAT KIND OF DIABOLICAL

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CALLED ME [BLEEP]
BEFORE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF

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DIABOLICAL DIRT ARE
YOU PLANNING WITH THESE

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NOW, WHAT KIND OF DIABOLICAL DIRT
ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THESE KIDS?

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DIRT ARE YOU PLANNING WITH THESE
KIDS? OH, I GOT YOUR DIABOLICAL

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KIDS? OH, I GOT YOUR
DIABOLICAL DIRT RIGHT HERE!

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OH, I GOT YOUR DIABOLICAL DIRT
RIGHT HERE! DIABOLICAL THESE NUTS!

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DIRT RIGHT HERE! DIABOLICAL
THESE NUTS! IN YOUR FACE!

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DIABOLICAL THESE NUTS! IN
YOUR FACE! [ FINGERS SNAP ]

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IN YOUR FACE! [ FINGERS SNAP ]
I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING.

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[ FINGERS SNAP ] I KNOW YOU HEAR ME
SNAPPING. I KNOW YOU HEAR ME SNAPPING.

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I KNOW YOU HEAR ME
SNAPPING. I KNOW YOU HEAR

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ME SNAPPING. WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

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I KNOW YOU HEAR ME
SNAPPING. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

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WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A
MINUTE, HO. WHAT'S THIS?

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE, HO.

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WHAT'S THIS? YOU KNOW
MY MONEY SUPPOSED TO BE

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WAIT A MINUTE, HO. WHAT'S
THIS? YOU KNOW MY MONEY

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SUPPOSED TO BE FOLDED,
NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH.

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YOU KNOW MY MONEY SUPPOSED TO
BE FOLDED, NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH. AAH!

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FOLDED, NOT ROLLED-ED, BITCH.
AAH! Cream Corn: MAN, YOU AIN'T.

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AAH! Cream Corn:
MAN, YOU AIN'T PIMPIN'!

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Cream Corn: MAN, YOU AIN'T
PIMPIN'! THOSE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY.

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PIMPIN'! THOSE LITTLE,
ITTY-BITTY CHILDREN ARE KIDS.

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THOSE LITTLE, ITTY-BITTY CHILDREN
ARE KIDS. WHERE YOUR BITCHES AT?

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CHILDREN ARE KIDS. WHERE YOUR
BITCHES AT? THESE KIDS MY [BLEEP] DAMN

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WHERE YOUR BITCHES AT? THESE
KIDS MY [BLEEP] DAMN BITCHES, HUH!

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THESE KIDS MY [BLEEP] DAMN BITCHES,
HUH! AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH, TOO,

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BITCHES, HUH! AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH,
TOO, YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER.

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AND I'll MAKE YOU MY BITCH, TOO, YOU
KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP] MOUTH.

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YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP]
MOUTH. YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED ACROSS

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[BLEEP] MOUTH. YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED
ACROSS YOUR [BLEEP] FACE WITH A FROG

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YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED ACROSS YOUR
[BLEEP] FACE WITH A FROG DICK, HUH?

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YOUR [BLEEP] FACE WITH A FROG
DICK, HUH? Cream Corn: OH, HELL NO.

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DICK, HUH? Cream Corn: OH,
HELL NO. YOU AIN'T GONNA... AAH!

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Cream Corn: OH, HELL NO. YOU
AIN'T GONNA... AAH! WHAT WAS THAT?

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YOU AIN'T GONNA... AAH! WHAT WAS
THAT? I-I-I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THAT

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WHAT WAS THAT? I-I-I
COULDN'T HEAR YOU THAT TIME.

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I-I-I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THAT TIME.
IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD A FROG

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TIME. IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU
HAD A FROG DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

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IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD A FROG
DICK IN YOUR MOUTH. Black Dynamite: WHY,

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DICK IN YOUR MOUTH. Black
Dynamite: WHY, THAT FROG

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KURTIS? Black Dynamite: WHY,
THAT FROG KURTIS? WHY?

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THAT FROG KURTIS? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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WHY? WHY? WHY? [ LAUGHS ]

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WHY? WHY? [ LAUGHS ] YOU
KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR

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[ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR BIG BLACK DYNAMITE TO LEARN A

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YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BIG
BLACK DYNAMITE TO LEARN A LITTLE LESSON.

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BIG BLACK DYNAMITE TO LEARN A
LITTLE LESSON. LISTEN AND LEARN,

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LITTLE LESSON. LISTEN AND
LEARN, BLACK DYNAMITE, 'CAUSE

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LISTEN AND LEARN, BLACK DYNAMITE,
'CAUSE THAT FROG KURTIS IS A

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BLACK DYNAMITE, 'CAUSE THAT
FROG KURTIS IS A STRAIGHT-UP PIMP!

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THAT FROG KURTIS IS A
STRAIGHT-UP PIMP! RIBBET! RIBBET!

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STRAIGHT-UP PIMP! RIBBET! RIBBET!
[ Rapping ] ♪ 30 YEARS ON PUBLIC

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RIBBET! RIBBET! [ Rapping ]
♪ 30 YEARS ON PUBLIC TV ♪

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[ Rapping ] ♪ 30 YEARS
ON PUBLIC TV ♪ ♪ YEAH

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TV ♪ >> ♪ YEAH TV ♪ >> ♪ YEAH >>

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TV ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ RAISIN'
THESE [BLEEP] DAMN

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♪ YEAH ♪ RAISIN' THESE
[BLEEP] DAMN KIDS FOR FREE! ♪

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♪ RAISIN' THESE [BLEEP] DAMN KIDS
FOR FREE! ♪ ♪ THAT [BLEEP] IS OVER NOW

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KIDS FOR FREE! ♪ ♪ THAT [BLEEP] IS
OVER NOW ♪ THAT'S NOT HAPPENING

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♪ THAT [BLEEP] IS OVER NOW ♪ THAT'S
NOT HAPPENING ♪ NOW I GETS MY GREEN FROM

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♪ THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ♪ NOW
I GETS MY GREEN FROM HUSTLIN' ♪

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♪ NOW I GETS MY GREEN
FROM HUSTLIN' ♪ ♪ KIDS

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HUSTLIN' ♪ ♪ KIDS ♪
MY ARM IS SKINNY, BUT I'll

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♪ KIDS ♪ MY ARM IS SKINNY,
BUT I'll SLAP YOUR FACE! ♪

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♪ MY ARM IS SKINNY, BUT I'll SLAP
YOUR FACE! ♪ ♪ PIMP HAND STRONG

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SLAP YOUR FACE! ♪ ♪ PIMP HAND
STRONG ♪ SO DAMN STRONG ♪

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PIMP HAND STRONG ♪ SO DAMN
STRONG ♪ I HAVE THE POWER OF

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♪ SO DAMN STRONG ♪ I HAVE
THE POWER OF PERSUASION ♪

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♪ I HAVE THE POWER OF
PERSUASION ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A KID!

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PERSUASION ♪ ♪ GIVE ME
A KID! ♪ GIRL, BOY, BLACK, OR

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♪ GIVE ME A KID! ♪ GIRL,
BOY, BLACK, OR WHITAY ♪

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♪ GIRL, BOY, BLACK, OR WHITAY ♪
♪ COME AND ROB YOUR MAMAS AND

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WHITAY ♪ ♪ COME AND ROB
YOUR MAMAS AND DADDIES FOR ME ♪

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♪ COME AND ROB YOUR MAMAS AND DADDIES
FOR ME ♪ ♪ ROB YOUR MAMA, JACK YOUR

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DADDIES FOR ME ♪ ♪ ROB
YOUR MAMA, JACK YOUR DADDIES ♪

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♪ ROB YOUR MAMA, JACK YOUR DADDIES
♪ ♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER

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DADDIES ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR
MOTHER [BLEEP] KIDS TO FROGGY ♪

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♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER [BLEEP] KIDS
TO FROGGY ♪ ♪ RAISED BY THE TV, HAVEN'T

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[BLEEP] KIDS TO FROGGY ♪ ♪ RAISED
BY THE TV, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? ♪

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♪ RAISED BY THE TV, HAVEN'T YOU
HEARD? ♪ ♪ THEY'LL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN

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YOU HEARD? ♪ ♪ THEY'LL DO
WHAT I SAY WHEN I GIVE THE WORD! ♪

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♪ THEY'LL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I GIVE
THE WORD! ♪ ♪ YOU WON'T BELIEVE, THEY'RE

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I GIVE THE WORD! ♪ ♪ YOU
WON'T BELIEVE, THEY'RE SO NAIVE ♪

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♪ YOU WON'T BELIEVE, THEY'RE
SO NAIVE ♪ ♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP

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SO NAIVE ♪ ♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP
♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB THE NATION

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♪ THAT FROG'S A PIMP ♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB
THE NATION ♪ WHEN THE KIDS TUNE IN TO THE

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♪ HE'S ABOUT TO ROB THE NATION ♪ WHEN
THE KIDS TUNE IN TO THE PUBLIC TV STATION ♪

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♪ WHEN THE KIDS TUNE IN TO THE PUBLIC
TV STATION ♪ I'M ABOUT TO BE ON TOP OF THE

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PUBLIC TV STATION ♪ I'M ABOUT
TO BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD!

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I'M ABOUT TO BE ON TOP OF THE
WORLD! GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK, BABY!

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WORLD! GREEN IS THE
NEW BLACK, BABY! RIBBET!

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NOW, NOW, IN NOW, IN FIVE

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NOW, IN FIVE MINUTES, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
WHAT KIND OF POWER A FROG REALLY GOT, JACK.

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SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF POWER A FROG REALLY
GOT, JACK. WHOEVER SAID THE REVOLUTION

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FROG REALLY GOT, JACK. WHOEVER SAID THE
REVOLUTION WASN'T GONNA BE TELEVISED DIDN'T

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WHOEVER SAID THE
REVOLUTION WASN'T GONNA BE

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TELEVISED DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS

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WASN'T GONNA BE TELEVISED DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
THE [BLEEP] THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT, SUCKA!

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KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP]
THEY WAS TALKING

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ABOUT, SUCKA! Bullhorn:
MAN, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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TALKING ABOUT, SUCKA! Bullhorn: MAN,
BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NOBODY'S SUCKA, YOU.

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Bullhorn: MAN, BLACK
DYNAMITE AIN'T NOBODY'S

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SUCKA, YOU FLY-SOUP-EATING
MOTHER [BLEEP]

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AIN'T NOBODY'S SUCKA, YOU
FLY-SOUP-EATING MOTHER [BLEEP] [ LAUGHS ]

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FLY-SOUP-EATING MOTHER [BLEEP] [
LAUGHS ] WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

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[ LAUGHS ] WHO YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE? DR. SEUSS? HUH?

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WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? DR. SEUSS?
HUH? WE HAVE THE BLACK-ASS DR. SEUSS

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DR. SEUSS? HUH? WE HAVE THE
BLACK-ASS DR. SEUSS IN HERE.

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WE HAVE THE BLACK-ASS
DR. SEUSS IN HERE. [ LAUGHS ]

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IN HERE. [ LAUGHS ] NOW,
QUIET ON THE SET, JACK!

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[ LAUGHS ] NOW, QUIET ON THE SET,
JACK! I MEAN IT! SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!

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NOW, QUIET ON THE
SET, JACK! I MEAN IT! SHUT

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THE [BLEEP] UP! AFTER
THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR

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I MEAN IT! SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP! AFTER
THE BROADCAST, KILL THEIR ASSES, PLEASE.

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AFTER THE BROADCAST,
KILL THEIR ASSES,

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PLEASE. PLEASE. ASSES,
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

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PLEASE. PLEASE. HEY,
KIDS, I WANT TO THANK YOU

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PLEASE. HEY, KIDS, I WANT TO THANK
YOU FOR TUNING IN TO A VERY SPECIAL

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HEY, KIDS, I WANT TO
THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN

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TO A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
OF "THE PUPPET SHOW!"

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FOR TUNING IN TO A
VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF

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"THE PUPPET SHOW!" I HOPE
YOU ALL REMEMBERED TO

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EPISODE OF "THE PUPPET SHOW!" I HOPE YOU
ALL REMEMBERED TO BRING ONE OF YOUR MAMA'S

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I HOPE YOU ALL REMEMBERED TO BRING ONE OF
YOUR MAMA'S STOCKINGS, GUNS, GLOVES, LIKE I

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BRING ONE OF YOUR
MAMA'S STOCKINGS, GUNS,

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GLOVES, LIKE I TOLD YOU
LAST WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S

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STOCKINGS, GUNS,
GLOVES, LIKE I TOLD YOU LAST

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WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA
GO DOWN THIS WEEK!

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TOLD YOU LAST WEEK, 'CAUSE IT'S
GONNA GO DOWN THIS WEEK! [ CHEERING ]

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GONNA GO DOWN THIS WEEK!
[ CHEERING ] [ GUN COCKS ]

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[ CHEERING ] [ GUN COCKS
] Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ]

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[ GUN COCKS ] Black Dynamite:
[ GRUNTS ] SUEY! SUEY!

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Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS
] SUEY! SUEY! AAH!

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SUEY! SUEY! AAH! AAH! OHH!

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AAH! AAH! OHH! Black
Dynamite: [ SCREAMS ]

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AAH! OHH! Black Dynamite: [ SCREAMS
] NOW, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS.

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Black Dynamite: [ SCREAMS ] NOW,
THE WORD OF THE DAY IS "MONEY."

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NOW, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS
"MONEY." AS IN "KING PIMP SUPER KURT

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"MONEY." AS IN "KING PIMP SUPER
KURT NEEDS YOU TO BRING ALL THE

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AS IN "KING PIMP SUPER KURT
NEEDS YOU TO BRING ALL THE MONEY."

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NEEDS YOU TO BRING ALL THE
MONEY." SAY IT, KIDS, WITH ME.

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MONEY." SAY IT, KIDS,
WITH ME. "MONEY."

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SAY IT, KIDS, WITH ME.
"MONEY." All: MONEY!

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"MONEY." All: MONEY!
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!

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All: MONEY! YOU WANT SOME OF
THIS?! Cream Corn: YEAH, SUCKA.

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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! Cream Corn:
YEAH, SUCKA. Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS.

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Cream Corn: YEAH, SUCKA. Honey
Bee: YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE HONEY

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BEE! Honey Bee: YOU DON'T MESS
WITH THE HONEY BEE! I WILL STING YOU!

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WITH THE HONEY BEE! I WILL
STING YOU! I WILL STING YOUR ASS!

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I WILL STING YOU! I WILL STING
YOUR ASS! Cream Corn: COME ON! I

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WILL STING YOUR ASS! Cream Corn:
COME ON! LET'S GO, LITTLE JACK.

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Cream Corn: COME ON!
LET'S GO, LITTLE JACK. OHH!

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LET'S GO, LITTLE JACK.
OHH! Cream Corn: I GOT YOU,

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OHH! Cream Corn: I GOT YOU, SUCKER.
Cream Corn: I GOT YOU, SUCKER. DAISY KICK.

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SUCKER. DAISY
KICK. Bullhorn: HA!

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DAISY KICK. Bullhorn:
HA! [ SCREAMS ]

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Bullhorn: HA! [ SCREAMS
] Bullhorn: TAKE THAT!

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[ SCREAMS ] Bullhorn:
TAKE THAT! [ SCREAMS

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[ CREAK!

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Black >> Black Dynamite:

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Black Dynamite:
OHH! S-S-SUEY! AAH!

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S-S-SUEY! AAH! [
EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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AAH! [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] AAH!

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NOW, >> NOW, LISTEN
>> NOW, LISTEN TO

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NOW, LISTEN TO FROGGY, BABY. [
LAUGHS ] 'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW... YOU KNOW

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[ LAUGHS ] 'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW...
YOU KNOW AND I KNOW... THAT

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'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW... YOU KNOW AND I
KNOW... THAT THAT FROG KURTIS IS A...

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AND I KNOW... THAT THAT FROG
KURTIS IS A... JIVE-ASS MOTHER [BLEEP]

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THAT FROG KURTIS IS A... JIVE-ASS
MOTHER [BLEEP] [ SCREAMS ]

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JIVE-ASS MOTHER [BLEEP] [
SCREAMS ] ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE

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[ SCREAMS ] ♪ DYNAMITE!
DYNAMITE WAIT, BLACK DYNAMITE.

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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE WAIT, BLACK
DYNAMITE. COME ON, NOW. COME ON.

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WAIT, BLACK DYNAMITE. COME ON, NOW.
COME ON. I'M PART OF EVERY LESSON YOU

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COME ON, NOW. COME ON. I'M PART
OF EVERY LESSON YOU EVER LEARNED.

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I'M PART OF EVERY LESSON YOU EVER
LEARNED. I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU... I GOT

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EVER LEARNED. I GOT YOU... I GOT YOU...
I GOT YOU OUT OF PEEING IN THE BED.

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I GOT YOU... I GOT
YOU... I GOT YOU OUT OF

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PEEING IN THE BED. YOUR
DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR

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YOU OUT OF PEEING IN THE BED. YOUR DADDY
WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK
DYNAMITE! YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR

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THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE! YOUR DADDY
WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE!

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YOUR DADDY WASN'T THERE FOR THAT, BLACK
DYNAMITE! [ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU.

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THAT, BLACK DYNAMITE! [ Echoing ]
I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD.

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[ Echoing ] I'M LEAVING YOU TO RAISE
8-YEAR-OLD BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF.

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TO RAISE 8-YEAR-OLD BLACK
DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF. BYE, BITCH!

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BLACK DYNAMITE BY YOURSELF.
BYE, BITCH! YOU AND ME ARE LIKE ONE.

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BYE, BITCH! YOU AND ME ARE LIKE
ONE. DON'T LET THE MAN PIT US AGAINST

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YOU AND ME ARE LIKE ONE. DON'T LET
THE MAN PIT US AGAINST EACH OTHER, OKAY?

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DON'T LET THE MAN PIT US AGAINST
EACH OTHER, OKAY? [ SHING! ]

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EACH OTHER, OKAY? [ SHING!
] Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ]

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[ SHING! ] Black
Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ] AAH!

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BLACK BLACK DYNAMITE,
BLACK DYNAMITE, THANK

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BLACK DYNAMITE, THANK
YOU FOR COMING ON "THE

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PUPPET SHOW," AS MY
SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST

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COMING ON "THE PUPPET SHOW," AS
MY SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST FRIEND.

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MY SPECIAL GUEST AND BEST FRIEND.
AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET ABOUT

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FRIEND. AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET
ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT FROG KURTIS WAS

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AND YOU KIDS CAN FORGET ABOUT
EVERYTHING THAT FROG KURTIS WAS SAYING.

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EVERYTHING THAT FROG KURTIS WAS
SAYING. I WAS IN MAKE-BELIEVE LAND, BUT

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SAYING. I WAS IN MAKE-BELIEVE LAND,
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE TOOK ME OUT OF

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I WAS IN MAKE-BELIEVE LAND, BUT
BLACK DYNAMITE TOOK ME OUT OF IT.

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BLACK DYNAMITE TOOK
ME OUT OF IT. RIGHT, KIDS?

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IT. RIGHT, KIDS? [ SCREAMS ]

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RIGHT, KIDS? [ SCREAMS
] ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE