1 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:28,446 Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor. 2 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:31,616 With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops... 3 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,242 it's the only malt liquor... 4 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:36,454 that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself. 5 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:43,127 And when you pop the top, the panties drop. 6 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,797 Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor? 7 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:51,093 The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government? 8 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,513 That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor. 9 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:09,820 Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia. 10 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:42,687 Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men... 11 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,105 in your region. 12 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:48,276 Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected... 13 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:52,697 and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute. 14 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:58,160 However, one of us here is not who he appears to be. 15 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:04,375 Come on, you jive turkeys. 16 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,919 What kind of rundown is this? 17 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,338 Look, man... 18 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:13,301 | gotta get back to the streets where I come from, sucker. 19 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,011 Hold it. 20 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:20,224 I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch. 21 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:21,642 Who said you were? 22 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:42,747 He's dead. 23 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,711 My God, men. 24 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,629 Do you know what this means? 25 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,591 Do you know whose brother...? 26 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:58,637 This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. 27 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:02,600 The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men... 28 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:04,602 responsible for his brother's death. 29 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:07,605 Man I am speaking of is a veritable one-man army. 30 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:10,649 And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. 31 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,110 It's only a matter of time before he finds out... 32 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,529 and when he does, no matter where he is... 33 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,948 get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming. 34 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,493 Coming, coming, coming. 35 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:34,799 Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had. 36 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,634 Me too. 37 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:38,260 That goes triple for me. 38 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:42,390 Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches. 39 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,936 I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had. 40 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:50,314 He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad. 41 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:54,276 So grab on to your seats and hang on tight... 42 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,488 while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite. 43 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:29,311 Yeah? 44 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:32,064 Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up. 45 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:34,859 Solid. I'm on it, Bee. 46 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,036 Who's there? 47 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,456 I'm looking for Nipsy. 48 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,710 There's no Nipsy here. 49 00:04:58,174 --> 00:04:59,967 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 50 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,635 Where's Nipsy? 51 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,387 Here I am, sucker. 52 00:05:39,632 --> 00:05:41,091 Honeybee, what's happening, baby? 53 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,637 Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy? 54 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:47,890 Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction. 55 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:51,477 You know me. I just talked to him. 56 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,189 Thank you, Black Dynamite. 57 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:56,899 I'm so HAPPY- 58 00:05:57,358 --> 00:06:00,402 Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me. 59 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,489 Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls... 60 00:06:03,656 --> 00:06:06,116 while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp. 61 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,494 Oh, I almost forgot. 62 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:11,205 Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days... 63 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,791 and he ain't been by here with your money. 64 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,001 - And... - I knew I forgot something. 65 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,836 Tiny. 66 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,089 Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk. 67 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:23,217 Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself. 68 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,969 I'm sorry. Go on, Bee. 69 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,973 They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings. 70 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,935 They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning. 71 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:52,663 All right. What's wrong, Honeybee? 72 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,665 I've known you too long. 73 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:58,168 Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me? 74 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:01,839 Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital. 75 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:04,967 It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd. 76 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,429 Where is Bucky and what has he had? 77 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,681 It's that new drug on the street. 78 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:13,684 All the kids are falling prey to it. 79 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,313 What we gonna do, Black Dynamite? 80 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:21,692 I know what I'm gonna do. 81 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,652 I'm gonna fight. 82 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,696 The only way I know how. 83 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:29,491 Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight. 84 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,285 Fight, fight, fight. 85 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:35,539 And when I got tired, I would fight some more. 86 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:38,542 And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall... 87 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,253 | ain't gonna let him hurt the kids. 88 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,631 I'm gonna take him down. 89 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,550 I'm gonna take them all down. 90 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,694 Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu? 91 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:54,993 - Who the hell is this? - Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy. 92 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,246 How many times I told you not to call here... 93 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:58,706 and interrupt my kung fu? 94 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,291 It's bad news, Dynamite. 95 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,128 It's your only brother, Jimmy. 96 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,630 He's dead, Dynamite. 97 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,799 Jimmy's dead. 98 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,012 Scram. 99 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,556 I said split. 100 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,225 Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house. 101 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,394 I'll see you all tomorrow. 102 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,147 How did it happen, Aunt Billy? 103 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:27,234 They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard. 104 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,902 Dead as a dog. 105 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,363 Said he had drugs on him. 106 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:34,366 I guess he was still on that stuff. 107 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,828 Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed... 108 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:41,707 you was gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite. 109 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,917 Whoever did this is gonna pay. 110 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,586 I can promise you that. 111 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,547 Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama... 112 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,841 you was gonna get him off of that stuff... 113 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,761 for the rest of his natural life... 114 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:07,441 Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me... 115 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,402 that you'll look after your brother... 116 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:15,991 and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs... 117 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,118 or dead. 118 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,455 I promise. 119 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,919 Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite... 120 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,379 and you are my 16-year-old kid brother... 121 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,299 and you are high as a kite yet again. 122 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,259 Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy? 123 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,803 Who? 124 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,903 Your mama would turn over in her grave... 125 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,572 if she were here to see this. 126 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,909 She loved Jimmy with all her heart. 127 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,621 You promised your mama on her deathbed... 128 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,915 that you would look after Jimmy. 129 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,584 Now he's dead. 130 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,469 I scoured the crime scene like you told me to. 131 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,471 Dig what I found. 132 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:27,646 Now, this is some heavy shit. 133 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,021 Freeze, turkeys. 134 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,692 I see you haven't lost your touch, B.D. 135 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,903 O'Leary? 136 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,659 The old "pie on the windowsill" trick. I can't believe I fell for that. 137 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:26,413 That was the same trap you used in Nam to save my ass. 138 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:30,500 B.D. took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks. 139 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,961 I remember we circled back and turned the tables. 140 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,797 I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company... 141 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,175 left my black ass for dead, huh? 142 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,469 But I remember. 143 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,930 I remember everything. 144 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,265 I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. 145 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:50,354 I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. 146 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,315 It was a massacre. 147 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:57,694 All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. 148 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:01,698 I remember the faces, the children. 149 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,785 This one child I'll never forget. 150 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,663 Poor little bastard was still alive. 151 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,832 His little Chinese legs were blown clean off. 152 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,751 Still see his little shins and feet... 153 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,337 hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. 154 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:19,925 He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. 155 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,011 He tried to get up... 156 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,640 but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. 157 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:31,937 As he laid there flat on his face... 158 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,272 he looked up at me. 159 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,234 His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach... 160 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,569 deep into my soul. 161 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:43,532 He said something to me in Chinese, like: 162 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,158 Sounds like some cartoon shit... 163 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,412 but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. 164 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,789 And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese... 165 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,208 to know what that question was. 166 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,919 "Why, Black Dynamite? 167 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,671 Why?" 168 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,970 We're a long way from Nam. 169 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,179 Look at this place. 170 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,016 It must have an eight-track player in every room. 171 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:14,062 What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion. 172 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,816 Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust. 173 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,279 We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever. 174 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:26,616 I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had... 175 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,119 but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA... 176 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,288 that Black Dynamite was out of the game. 177 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:35,542 -You're never out of the game- -I've known you for a long time-. 178 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,961 And there's something that you're not telling me. 179 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,132 Okay. 180 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,552 We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need... 181 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,638 is you running through the streets creating a river of blood. 182 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,183 Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle. 183 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,101 We don't know who killed Jimmy. 184 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,270 But I do know this. 185 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,274 You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down. 186 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,568 In case you forgot, when you left the agency... 187 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,612 you relinquished your license to kill. 188 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,655 Well, you do what you have to. 189 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,158 Just don't get in my way. 190 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:50,700 Come on, give it up to Afroditey and the Moonchild. 191 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,287 Give them a nice round of applause, big round of applause, yeah. 192 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,999 Black Dynamite, you came to see me. 193 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,585 Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste with my man Horn... 194 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,047 but afterwards since I'm here, maybe I'll throw you one right quick. 195 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,550 Out of sight. 196 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,969 I get off in 15 minutes. 197 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,471 You're right about that, sugar. 198 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,056 You're right about that. 199 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,063 Bullhorn, can I get you anything? 200 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,483 Yes. I would like some of that ass. 201 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,821 Yes, yes, yes. 202 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:35,912 Man, who dare knock when I'm planning to plant my...? 203 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,040 Main man Black Dynamite. 204 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,917 What it is, Bullhorn? 205 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,586 What you want to eat, man? 206 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,298 Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it. 207 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,093 I ain't here for no food, Horn. 208 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,930 Oh, man. 209 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,891 I can dig it. 210 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,394 Sugar, give us a minute. 211 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,944 You know, man... 212 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,114 |'m really sorry to hear about what happened to Jimmy. 213 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,285 You know, me and you been tight for a long time. 214 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:19,372 - So you know if you need anything... - Thanks, Horn. 215 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:23,043 I need to know about the kind of cats that Jimmy was running with. 216 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,087 You know, he came around here about a week ago... 217 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,591 with some cats that I had never seen before. 218 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,593 Man, I mean, these cats looked mean. 219 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,055 Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens. 220 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,848 Can you dig it? 221 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:41,269 Yeah. I can dig it. 222 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,735 That little old half-a-player, Cream Corn, was with them. 223 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,820 You remember Cream Corn. 224 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:57,827 So where is Cream Corn these days'? 225 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,329 Yep, that's right. 226 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,664 I'm running things. 227 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,752 Cream Corn. That's why they call me that. 228 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,087 Smooth. 229 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,881 I got my measure for your pleasure. 230 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,842 Stick with me, baby, I'll have you farting through silk. 231 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,469 And let a nigga mess with me. 232 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:19,516 I'll jump on him, all 93 pounds of pure dynamite... 233 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,156 Let me catch my breath, Black Dynamite. 234 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,866 Shut up, sucker. I need answers. 235 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,869 I wanna know who the cats were that Jimmy was hanging with. 236 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,163 Man, I don't know nothing but nothing. 237 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,415 Okay, all right, all right. 238 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,084 Their leader's name is Chicago Wind. 239 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:32,088 They hang out at a place called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw. 240 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,090 Now, get me up. 241 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,524 So you must be Black Dynamite. 242 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,780 Cream Corn, you jive mother. 243 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,121 Chicago Wind, I presume. 244 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,540 Your presumption is correct, nigga. 245 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,794 If you presume that I killed your brother then you presume wrong. 246 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,712 Not that it means shit to me. 247 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,257 Either way, shit. 248 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,386 I wish I'd have killed that nigga myself. 249 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,554 Somebody else beat me to it. 250 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,306 Is that so? 251 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,809 Well, Mr. Chicago Wind... 252 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,603 what do you know about this? 253 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,484 Some heavy shit. 254 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,820 But dig. 255 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,324 Let me explain something to you, supernigga. 256 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,326 I don't answer questions. 257 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,412 I ask them. 258 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,165 Even if I did know who killed that brother of yours... 259 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,168 what would make you think I'm gonna tell you? 260 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,132 Get your black ass out of my joint... 261 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,509 before we beat you like a rented mule. 262 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,933 That's right, you jive-ass punk. 263 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,936 Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket talking that shit, you dig? 264 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,398 That's right, nigga. Don't ever, ever come ba... 265 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:39,108 Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears. 266 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,111 I'll take care of this gorilla-eating goon here. 267 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:51,037 Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. 268 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:56,292 But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass. 269 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,299 Motherfucker. 270 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,976 Let everybody know and suckers be warned... 271 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:17,897 that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn. 272 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,660 Try to catch me now, sucker. 273 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,671 Motherfucker. 274 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:51,681 Now you know why they call me Chicago Wind, fool. 275 00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:55,893 Because I left your ass blowing in the breeze. 276 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,730 Man, don't you ever, ever... 277 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:12,910 That black son of a bitch, he killed my best dealer. 278 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:19,292 I want Black Dynamite dead, and I want him dead now. 279 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,295 Before you support any of these candidates... 280 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,798 find out if they're going to rid our communities... 281 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,259 of the hustlers and pushers. 282 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,763 Or are they gonna destroy all the programs that help our children... 283 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:36,893 and give their corporate friends free reign to exploit our community... 284 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,311 like Congressman James. 285 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,647 Watch me turn this shit around. 286 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,398 Power to the people. 287 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:46,819 With all due respect to the young sister here... 288 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,655 you all know me. 289 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:49,906 Yes. 290 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,658 Now, young lady... 291 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:55,411 these fine folks don't need to be misled. 292 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,622 All they want is a little bit of bread. 293 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:02,669 And you can't just stick it to the Man. 294 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,129 You also got to have yourself a plan. 295 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:12,011 Now, we got to take this from the jukebox to the ballot box. 296 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:16,933 We got to go from the poor house to the White House. 297 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,852 Instead of maligning me... 298 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:24,524 let's take this land from sea to shining sea. 299 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,276 Keep the faith, brothers and sisters. 300 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:38,204 Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery... 301 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,623 if you wanna take on Congressman James. 302 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:44,127 The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about... 303 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,921 but at least they can put his to a beat. 304 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,340 So, what do you do to make a difference? 305 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:52,176 Do you march? Do you vote? 306 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:53,594 Oh, let me guess. 307 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,388 You're one of Tom Slick brothers... 308 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:58,474 think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh? 309 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,643 I don't know about Tom Slick. 310 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,395 But thank you for the compliments. 311 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,439 That's not what I meant. 312 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,566 Not that I think that you have good look... 313 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,360 I mean, you know these guys with their... 314 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,655 - Winks and smiles. - Yeah. 315 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,492 What about the smile? 316 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,162 I am smiling. 317 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,565 Right on, right on. 318 00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,991 Excuse me, brothers. 319 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:59,285 The militants turn, startled. 320 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,495 This is private. 321 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,371 How'd you get in here? 322 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,040 I walked in. 323 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:06,876 So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh? 324 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,128 Or maybe you an undercover pig. 325 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,798 Or maybe you just a federal hit man. 326 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,967 If I was, you cats would already be dead. 327 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,054 Now, let me speak to the man in charge. 328 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:20,890 Sarcastically, I'm in charge. 329 00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:22,558 Right on. 330 00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:24,644 If you were in charge... 331 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,563 the people might as well surrender to whitey right now... 332 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:30,399 because your survival skills ain't worth a damn. 333 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,693 Black Dynamite. 334 00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:36,072 It has been a long time, my brother. 335 00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:38,407 What it is, Saheed? 336 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:41,118 You know this Uncle Tom? 337 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,912 Listen, sucker. 338 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,623 I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant... 339 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:48,501 than you and your whole damn army put together. 340 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,002 And while you're out there... 341 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,588 chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians... 342 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:55,299 |'m taking out any money front sucker on a humble... 343 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,551 that gets in my way. 344 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,427 So I'll tell you what. 345 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,889 When your so-called revolution starts, you call me... 346 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,809 and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done... 347 00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:07,270 but until then, you need to shut the fuck up... 348 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,146 when grown folks is talking. 349 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,778 I'm sorry. 350 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,241 Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket. 351 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,451 That was righteous. 352 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,662 That was personal, brother. 353 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:29,166 Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. 354 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,837 You need our help, we're here. 355 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,214 I can dig it. 356 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,552 What can you tell me about this? 357 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,054 Yeah. 358 00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,268 I ain't seen one of these in a while. 359 00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:52,315 I was gonna fuck him up. 360 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,581 There it is. 361 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,791 AR-48. 362 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,835 I wish we could get some shit like this. 363 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:16,631 That round will go through a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow. 364 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,175 Any idea who would have it? 365 00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:22,762 Whoever it is, he must work for the Man... 366 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:26,724 because that right there is strictly government issue. 367 00:29:40,154 --> 00:29:42,114 You mind telling me how this was found... 368 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,450 at the scene of my brother's death? 369 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,752 Okay, Black Dynamite. 370 00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:56,921 Want me to level with you? 371 00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:59,715 Your brother Jimmy wasn't a two-bit drug dealer. 372 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,884 - He was one of us. - What? 373 00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:04,220 He was working undercover. 374 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,722 And he wanted to be just like you. 375 00:30:11,394 --> 00:30:14,897 Jimmy, why didn't you tell me? 376 00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:19,860 Vincent Rafelli. 377 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,446 Don of the Carbozi family. 378 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,075 Heads up a shipping company. 379 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,619 We believe he's distributing dope. 380 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:31,247 Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James... 381 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:33,374 had something up their sleeve. 382 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,584 He didn't quite know what it was. 383 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,753 He died trying to find out. 384 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:41,882 So I don't need to tell you the importance of this mission. 385 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,968 But I just have one question. 386 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,512 Are you in or are you out? 387 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:49,974 Because God knows you're the only one we can trust. 388 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:54,854 I'm in. 389 00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:58,190 Good. 390 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:01,944 I had a feeling you were gonna say that. 391 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:03,738 Hope you don't mind. 392 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,449 I took the liberty of reinstating your license to kill. 393 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:12,955 You're gonna need this. 394 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,505 Black Dynamite's looking for us. 395 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:23,174 You said you would handle it. 396 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,636 I'm bringing in the heavy hitters now. 397 00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:34,810 Somebody broke into my dead brother Jimmy's apartment. 398 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,575 Breathe deeply, baby. 399 00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:34,411 Daddy, you make my heart beat. 400 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,998 Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. 401 00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:40,209 But I think you're running a temperature. 402 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:44,839 Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you. 403 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,467 What the...? 404 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:53,264 I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny. 405 00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:55,391 Black Dynamite. 406 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:58,060 I mean, really. 407 00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,146 You sent her in here with them titties. 408 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,939 What did you expect? 409 00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:03,482 How's my x-ray? 410 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,067 Well, no fragments. 411 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,694 In and out. 412 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:08,571 You're lucky, Black Dynamite. 413 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,739 Three inches to the left... 414 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,409 and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 415 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:16,495 Three inches to the right, it would've missed my black ass. 416 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:19,248 Well, you need a new line of work. 417 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:21,667 This is the second time this year. 418 00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:24,753 I know, I know. 419 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,756 Why do I bother? There's no helping you. 420 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,759 No, doc, you help me just fine. 421 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,094 See you next time. 422 00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:39,351 You hang in there, Leon. You hear me? 423 00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:52,907 Hey, Mama, what's going down? That your kid in there? 424 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,533 No. 425 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,285 Nephew? Cousin? 426 00:33:56,452 --> 00:33:57,912 I said no. 427 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,206 No relation, he... 428 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,292 He happens to be one of the kids at the orphanage where I work. 429 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:06,003 He overdosed on smack. Third one this month. 430 00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:08,797 And why? What does it matter to you anyway? 431 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,300 Whoa, Mama, just trying to help. 432 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,094 Oh, I don't need your kind of help. 433 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:17,056 Men like you only help when there's something in it for them. 434 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:18,474 They can't be bothered. 435 00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:22,770 Too busy chasing their chicks and their bread and their fancy car. 436 00:34:22,937 --> 00:34:24,146 No, Mr. Black Dynamite. 437 00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:27,483 The only help you know is how to help yourself. 438 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,027 Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me. 439 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,820 It's about that kid in there. 440 00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:33,572 Now do you really want help... 441 00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:37,409 or are you just trying to prove to the world you can do it all on your own? 442 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,078 Mama always said: 443 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:42,039 "A helping hand is a helping hand, clean or dirty." 444 00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:45,000 Guess my hands ain't clean enough for you. 445 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:49,380 Wait. 446 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,051 These politicians don't give a damn. 447 00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:57,054 I mean, look, look at these ads. 448 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,766 Congressman James made promises to the people. 449 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:03,143 Then he took away his drug-awareness programs... 450 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,188 and allowed his bedfellows to sell crap to the kids. 451 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:08,023 He even invested in these products. 452 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,442 Now the dope is everywhere. It's even... 453 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,069 It's even in the orphanage. 454 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,447 Not the orphanage. 455 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,576 I used to be an orphan. 456 00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:22,955 You ain't got no mommy and you ain't got no daddy. 457 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,206 You're an orphan. 458 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:28,419 Orphan, orphan, orphan. 459 00:35:32,006 --> 00:35:34,216 No, not the orphans. 460 00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:39,305 I think I need to show you something. 461 00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:44,226 We've been trying to reach these children. 462 00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:47,730 But this new smack on the street is proving too much of a match for us. 463 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,567 The worst thing about these pushers... 464 00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:54,278 getting these children addicted to this new smack... 465 00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:58,532 is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents. 466 00:35:59,742 --> 00:36:02,411 Ain't nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad... 467 00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:05,164 than some jive-ass sucker dealing smack to the kids. 468 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,499 Bobby, stop it. 469 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,710 You'll kick soon. 470 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,132 You dealing, brother? 471 00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:16,967 I need my smack, I need it now. 472 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:21,263 Put a few of these honeys on the street and I'll get you your bread, partner. 473 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,225 I refuse to let this happen to you, little man. 474 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,270 I will shake this poisonous shit out of your smacked-up body... 475 00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:29,480 if| have to. 476 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,941 Black Dynamite, stop. We've tried that, nothing works. 477 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:37,863 I can't look at these kids no more. 478 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:43,869 This orphanage used to be alive with laughter, kids playing. 479 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:45,496 Now look at it, it's sickening. 480 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:48,665 Whoever's responsible is gonna pay, if it's the last thing I do. 481 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,751 Black Dynamite, I wish it was that simple. 482 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,961 But this is much bigger than you and me. 483 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,129 Hey, Little Mama. 484 00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,965 It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. 485 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,593 But it ain't bigger than you and me. Can you dig it? 486 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,969 I think so. 487 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,138 I gotta split. 488 00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:05,057 You need me to drop you off somewhere? 489 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:07,851 No, I think I'm gonna go down the street and grab a bite. 490 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,645 I'll drive you. 491 00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:20,823 Thanks for the ride. 492 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,590 Can I get some hot sauce for my donut? 493 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,842 Excuse me, lady. 494 00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:49,601 - Oh, my God. - What is it? What is going on? 495 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,603 How did you know? 496 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:55,524 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes. 497 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,008 Damn. 498 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,274 Sorry, Roscoe. 499 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,234 It's cool, man. 500 00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:42,571 Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how. 501 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:44,448 Maybe it's time for a change. 502 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,243 What have you gotten me into'? 503 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,120 It wasn't me they were after, sugar. 504 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:53,749 You must have pissed off some people in some pretty high places. 505 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:57,336 I'm gonna take you somewhere you'll be safe. 506 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,006 Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. 507 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,258 She gonna be safe up in here. 508 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,428 I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to. 509 00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:11,433 Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. 510 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,479 You sure about this? Maybe we should call the police. 511 00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:18,690 No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty... 512 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:22,528 whoever put that hit on you, already got the cops in their back pocket. 513 00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:24,571 You be cool, Mama. 514 00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:26,949 Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight. 515 00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:30,786 I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits... 516 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:34,581 rip it up out the ground, find out what's going down. 517 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,376 Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight... 518 00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:40,295 Dynamite's gonna make everything all right. 519 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:42,214 Euphoria, shut up. I know that was you. 520 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:43,465 I ain't even gotta look. 521 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:46,635 I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers. 522 00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:48,220 Would you like that? 523 00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:02,609 Black Dynamite, I know that we just met... 524 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:05,153 but somehow I feel that I can trust you. 525 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,574 I'll be here waiting till you come to get me. 526 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,412 Thank you for saving my life. 527 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,206 You be cool, Little Mama. 528 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,834 I'll be back before too long. 529 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:36,727 Order, order, order. 530 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:38,562 Order, nigga. 531 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,484 The game is at an all-time low. 532 00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:49,865 Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation. 533 00:40:50,032 --> 00:40:51,074 - That's right. - Yeah. 534 00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:54,745 Tricks running low, cops pushing harder than ever. 535 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:55,954 - Yeah. - That's right. 536 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,956 These little bitches just running wild. 537 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:01,543 I thought we had these poop-butt pigs paid off. 538 00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:02,919 - Come to find out. - Yeah. 539 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,631 They trapping my ho's every time they hit the track. 540 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:10,135 I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money. 541 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,721 Yeah, yeah. I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it. 542 00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:15,599 Come on, this has been my worst physical year ever. 543 00:41:15,766 --> 00:41:17,309 Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal. 544 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:21,355 Well, it's been the worst one ever. I can't even afford to get my hair fixed. 545 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,231 Sounds like you're assed out. 546 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,691 You know what they say. 547 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,568 The bitch won't sell her ass. 548 00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:29,071 - A pimp will. - Will. 549 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,405 Shut up, Tasty. 550 00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:34,034 I turned you onto the game... 551 00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:36,578 when you nothing but a little jailhouse tramp. 552 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,749 Now, listen up. 553 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,463 Pimping has been around since the world started turning. 554 00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:50,592 And it's going to keep right on turning right along with it... 555 00:41:50,926 --> 00:41:55,430 until this little planet rotates off its axis... 556 00:41:55,597 --> 00:42:01,853 as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust. 557 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,188 Damn. 558 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:05,315 Can you dig it? - It's done, brother-. 559 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:06,942 You know what I'm saying? 560 00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:09,611 Now look here. These times, they come and they go. 561 00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:12,155 - Right. - And if you live long enough... 562 00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:14,908 you'll be around to see them come again. 563 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:20,956 But what we need to do is we need to collectivize. 564 00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:22,958 - Yeah. - Right on, right on. 565 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,751 Now, look here. 566 00:42:25,419 --> 00:42:26,920 Listen. 567 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:30,382 Stop all the bullshit and take a vote. 568 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,468 Yes, O. 569 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,638 All in favor, raise your hand. 570 00:42:37,264 --> 00:42:38,974 Kotex? 571 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:42,269 - M0 Bitches? - I can dig it, baby. 572 00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:43,770 Chocolate Giddy-Up? 573 00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:46,314 Chocolate Giddy-Up. 574 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,983 Crenshaw Pete? 575 00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:50,819 Captain Kangaroo Pimp? 576 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:55,532 - Willie? - I'm with you-. 577 00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:59,327 Nigga, even if they don't knock the broads... 578 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:04,124 there ain't enough tricks to go around. 579 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,419 Now, look here. 580 00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:09,963 I don't know about the rest of y'all. 581 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:12,674 But it looks like I have to keep selling heroin... 582 00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:14,050 just to make ends meet. 583 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,344 Then you'll have a much bigger problem. 584 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,054 Black Dynamite. 585 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,973 What's happening, baby? 586 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,308 What it is, Big O? 587 00:43:21,475 --> 00:43:24,853 To what do we owe this pleasure? 588 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:28,023 I just got one thing to lay on you cats and then I'll split. 589 00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:29,858 That I'm declaring war... 590 00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:32,861 on anybody who sells drugs in our community. 591 00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:37,282 But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community. 592 00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:40,744 Well, be that as it may, if I catch you... 593 00:43:40,911 --> 00:43:43,038 | will not consider you a brother or friend. 594 00:43:43,205 --> 00:43:44,706 Now, can you dig it? 595 00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:47,083 Hell no, nigga. 596 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:50,253 I can't dig it. 597 00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:53,298 - Now who you supposed to be? - That's Black Dynamite. 598 00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:55,383 I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up. 599 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,886 I'm gonna tell you like this. 600 00:43:58,053 --> 00:44:01,723 I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do. 601 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:05,727 - Yeah. - Well, the choice is yours, brother. 602 00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:07,854 But if me and my people catch you... 603 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:10,690 you're gonna have a lot more to deal with. 604 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:13,276 - Good evening, gentlemen. - Goodbye, Black Dynamite. 605 00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:16,154 Will you stop that...? 606 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,120 Hold it right there. 607 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,498 It's me, Black Dynamite. 608 00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:29,251 - What the hell do you want? - I wanna help you. 609 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,585 Why should I trust you... 610 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:33,004 after you dropped dime on me to Chicago Wind? 611 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,216 Because your brother Jimmy saved my life. 612 00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,927 I was supposed to be with him the night he got killed. 613 00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:42,639 But he called me and told me to stay at home. 614 00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:44,349 I guess I owe him one. 615 00:44:48,103 --> 00:44:50,730 I'll need a list of names and locations. 616 00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:51,940 Ain't no thing. 617 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,901 Man, everything is gonna be okay. 618 00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:56,444 Bullhorn... 619 00:44:56,611 --> 00:45:00,282 Cream Corn here says he can help us find the cats we're looking for. 620 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,200 Now, what do you think? 621 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:05,787 Man, I think we should put our ankles in it. 622 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,869 They broke into my home. 623 00:46:28,036 --> 00:46:30,538 They got the ledger. 624 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,707 They got the manifest, they got everything. 625 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,834 Everything. Names, dates, schedules. 626 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:36,461 We even got the shipping routes. 627 00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:38,338 They won't be able to take a shit... 628 00:46:38,505 --> 00:46:40,382 without us knowing when or what color. 629 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,218 We cleaned up the streets and gave them back to the people. 630 00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:47,430 Once again, making them a pleasant place to take an afternoon stroll. 631 00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:54,562 Extra, extra. Hot off the presses. 632 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,232 Black Dynamite cleans up the street. 633 00:46:58,525 --> 00:47:00,735 It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite. 634 00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:02,904 Everyone looks so happy... 635 00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,656 and it's all thanks to you. 636 00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,992 I'd like to take the credit but dig, Mama. 637 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:10,245 There's no I in "revolut... "In "team." 638 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:13,748 Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty, but I have to try. 639 00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:17,502 Hi, girls. What is your name? 640 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:19,754 I'm Shawanda, and her name's Brikwilla. 641 00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:21,131 Those are beautiful names. 642 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:24,092 I'm Gloria and this is Black Dynamite. 643 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:27,095 My mama said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite. 644 00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:29,431 So did my mama. 645 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,684 Hush up, little girls. 646 00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:35,145 A lot of cats have that name. 647 00:48:17,562 --> 00:48:21,441 Well, that was amazing. 648 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,486 Thank you for a beautiful day and night. 649 00:48:26,488 --> 00:48:31,493 But I think I should be going. 650 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,746 I think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight. 651 00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:37,707 Oh, you do, do you? 652 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,835 I hope you don't think you're gonna get any of this cookie. 653 00:48:41,002 --> 00:48:43,171 Because if I offered you some of this cookie... 654 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:44,839 this cookie might kill you. 655 00:48:45,173 --> 00:48:47,759 Don't think because we've been frolicking in the park... 656 00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:49,803 you got this closed because it takes... 657 00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:51,346 Yeah, yeah, Mama. 658 00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:55,725 You can hit the sheets or the streets. It don't make me no never mind. 659 00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:58,186 That's your bag, baby. You can go or you can come. 660 00:48:58,353 --> 00:48:59,646 Can you dig it? 661 00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:14,929 Yeah. 662 00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:16,139 Black Dynamite. 663 00:50:16,306 --> 00:50:18,224 We read the ledger and it just don't stop. 664 00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:22,395 There's a trail of paper that leads all the way to the top. 665 00:50:22,562 --> 00:50:24,189 A big shipment is coming to town... 666 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,983 and it's right there where that cracker wrote it down. 667 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:29,736 Now, we don't know the whens, but we do know the wheres. 668 00:50:29,903 --> 00:50:33,615 And however the fuck the what's, we'll sure enough be there. 669 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,495 Looks like he's got two warehouses. 670 00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:42,999 One big one, and one smaller one here. 671 00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:46,794 We break into the two units, we hit the smaller one first... 672 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:49,422 then we scale the fence, enter from the south... 673 00:50:49,589 --> 00:50:52,967 use an acetylene blowtorch to breech the warehouse from the back. 674 00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:54,969 That way we avoid the guards. 675 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:58,514 Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get... 676 00:50:59,015 --> 00:51:01,100 Get... Get... 677 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:06,773 The torch is an issue. 678 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:09,317 We won't be able to get an acetylene torch in time. 679 00:51:09,484 --> 00:51:11,277 Think again, brother. 680 00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:13,655 You know somebody that's got one? 681 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,282 I know just the cat. 682 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:16,718 All right, snowflake. Where's the dope? 683 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,928 Up yours, coon. 684 00:52:20,722 --> 00:52:23,266 It's right over there in the body bags, jeez. 685 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,816 So how much dope is in the big warehouse? 686 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:37,822 They're gonna kill me anyway. I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon. 687 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:42,744 Dynamite, I got something that will make him talk. 688 00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:50,710 I ain't gonna tell you nothing. 689 00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:54,422 Operation Code Kansas. Can't stop it, too late. 690 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:57,967 Operation Code Kansas gonna fix all the niggas. 691 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:04,432 Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore... 692 00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:07,810 because Kansas gonna fix you. 693 00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:10,480 Just the niggas. 694 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,191 Just the nig... 695 00:53:18,279 --> 00:53:19,781 Damn, Smoke. 696 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,991 I think you gave him too much of that shit. 697 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,036 How long till it wears off? 698 00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:39,717 It's malt liquor? 699 00:53:40,635 --> 00:53:43,805 It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor from the billboards. 700 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:46,015 It's supposed to give you: 701 00:53:51,813 --> 00:53:52,980 Tastes good too. 702 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,774 I know the drugs are here somewhere. 703 00:53:54,941 --> 00:53:57,944 We're gonna check every crate until we find it. 704 00:54:03,658 --> 00:54:05,284 I can't believe it, fellas. 705 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,621 That entire shipment was just malt liquor. 706 00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:10,331 Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite. 707 00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:13,292 We still kept the 50 keys we found in that first warehouse... 708 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:14,961 from getting on the streets. 709 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,713 I'm gonna go home and drink the rest of this, man. 710 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,008 Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit. This shit is incredible. 711 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,516 I tell you, brothers, it just don't make no damn sense. 712 00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:31,519 The manifest, the shipping log, the ledgers. 713 00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:34,522 All records are consistent with that damned beer shipment. 714 00:54:34,689 --> 00:54:38,025 If anything else was in there, it would have to weigh something. 715 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,445 They got it out before we got there. 716 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:41,696 No. 717 00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:44,866 Why would they have guards there if they got the drugs out? 718 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,201 No, them crackers was protecting something. 719 00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:50,955 B.D., we checked every single crate, every stinking bottle. 720 00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:53,040 Man, I'm with you, Dynamite. 721 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,376 That babbling cracker knew something. 722 00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:58,838 What that guard said, I keep running through my head. 723 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:01,007 Code Kansas. 724 00:55:01,174 --> 00:55:03,593 "You people won't be so big anymore." 725 00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:05,553 Code Kansas. 726 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,555 It just don't make no damn sense. 727 00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:09,056 Hey, sweet thing. 728 00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:12,226 What don't make no sense is the service around this motherfucker. 729 00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,895 Bitch, do you see us? 730 00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:17,440 I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties... 731 00:55:17,607 --> 00:55:20,151 two hot dogs, split down the middle twice, okay? 732 00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,861 Baloney, fry that up into a dome. 733 00:55:22,028 --> 00:55:24,739 Slice that, take a spatula, smush fry it. 734 00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:26,240 And one waffle, please. 735 00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:27,742 I can get your waffle... 736 00:55:27,909 --> 00:55:30,161 but all we got is the chicken from last night. 737 00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:33,122 Now, I can bring you some of that if you want some meat. 738 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,958 Chicken and waffles? 739 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,627 That's it. 740 00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:42,256 Take it easy, brother. It ain't her fault. 741 00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:44,467 Sorry, sister, we all just a little uptight. 742 00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:47,053 But if you bring us some of them good-ass waffles... 743 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,263 everything will be all right. 744 00:55:50,306 --> 00:55:52,767 Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. 745 00:55:52,934 --> 00:55:54,936 These waffles are so good... 746 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,188 they're like they come from down South. 747 00:55:57,355 --> 00:55:59,774 These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. 748 00:55:59,941 --> 00:56:02,777 - Man, you ain't had no waffles... - Wait. 749 00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:06,405 Bullhorn, what did you just say? 750 00:56:06,948 --> 00:56:08,741 You said: 751 00:56:08,908 --> 00:56:11,661 "Melts in your mouth." 752 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,914 Quick. 753 00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:17,458 What else melts in your mouth? 754 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:20,503 - M&M's. - Exactly. 755 00:56:20,670 --> 00:56:23,297 And not in your hands. 756 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,592 - Yeah. - Yeah. 757 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,135 And who makes M&M's? 758 00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:30,513 Mars Candy Company makes it. 759 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,056 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right. 760 00:56:32,223 --> 00:56:34,976 And Mars is also... 761 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:38,980 - The Roman god of war. - That's what I'm telling you. 762 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,774 Who is the Greek god of war? 763 00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:43,568 - Ares. - Right on. 764 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:48,698 Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. 765 00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,616 -What is it? What did you get? _R__. 766 00:56:50,783 --> 00:56:52,159 Ram. That's right. 767 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:56,664 And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. 768 00:56:57,248 --> 00:56:58,332 - Now dig. - That right. 769 00:56:58,499 --> 00:57:02,169 - Ares's half sister is Athena. - Now you're getting it. 770 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:05,089 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens. 771 00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:08,175 Which is the capital of Greece. 772 00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:09,635 And as we all know... 773 00:57:09,802 --> 00:57:13,097 zodialogica| astronomy was created by the Greeks in... 774 00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:15,641 785 B.C. 775 00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:19,353 And 785 is the area code of Topeka. Oh, my God. 776 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,608 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas. 777 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,860 Code Kansas. 778 00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:29,614 Now you take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. 779 00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:32,700 Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah. 780 00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,327 - Yes. - Yeah. 781 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,578 And brothers... 782 00:57:35,745 --> 00:57:38,789 who is the Greek demigod of medicine... 783 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:42,418 who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? 784 00:57:42,585 --> 00:57:44,587 Aesculapius, of course. 785 00:57:44,754 --> 00:57:48,799 He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. 786 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,968 They called it Aesculapius's staff. 787 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:53,846 It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day. 788 00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:55,056 I've seen it. 789 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:58,934 Now, what legend involving snakes... 790 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:02,146 is in both Greek and Roman mythology? 791 00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:05,691 Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius's own father. 792 00:58:05,858 --> 00:58:07,276 Apollo. 793 00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:09,779 Yeah. Thanks, lady. 794 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:10,988 That's right. 795 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:17,495 Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi which was a big-ass snake. 796 00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:18,704 That's right. 797 00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:22,083 And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? 798 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:25,086 The South American anaconda. 799 00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:29,590 - What she said. - Anaconda Malt Liquor. 800 00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:33,427 And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? 801 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:35,346 "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..." 802 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,473 Gives you what? 803 00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:40,685 And who else is famous for: 804 00:58:41,227 --> 00:58:42,436 Little Richard. 805 00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:44,146 - Who? - Little Richard. 806 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:47,233 So, what they're really saying is... 807 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:51,612 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Little Richard. 808 00:58:53,239 --> 00:58:56,075 What is another word for Richard? 809 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:01,914 - Gunsmoke. Come on, get up. - Gunsmoke! 810 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,044 Damn. 811 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:11,132 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick. 812 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,765 Should we kill him? 813 00:59:21,934 --> 00:59:23,894 Man, do you want to live? 814 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,481 I said, do you want to go on? 815 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:41,328 Man, this time these crackers have gone too far. 816 00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:45,166 - The warehouse. - The warehouse. 817 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:50,838 Freeze, you jive-time suckers. 818 00:59:51,547 --> 00:59:53,507 Who's in charge? 819 00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:57,553 Brothers, make these honkies load this dick-shrinking poison... 820 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,765 back into the warehouse so we can burn this mother down. 821 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,850 Waste them if they make a sound. 822 01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:05,644 I'm gonna go inside and find out who's running this shit. 823 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:09,857 - All right, men, move it. - Come on, you heard him. 824 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:11,734 Sucker, you drop it right there. 825 01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:13,944 - O'Leary? - That's right. 826 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,405 Go ahead, guys, I got this. 827 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:21,243 O'Leary, you son of a bitch. I should have known it was you. 828 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:22,453 You should have. 829 01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:25,331 You were too busy and trying to lay that orphan mama... 830 01:00:25,498 --> 01:00:27,541 to not see what was in front of your face. 831 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:30,544 You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers. 832 01:00:30,711 --> 01:00:32,254 You were the leak all the time. 833 01:00:32,421 --> 01:00:34,465 And I bet you were behind Jimmy's death. 834 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:36,383 Hey, man, I was just following orders. 835 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:39,261 That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you. 836 01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:41,722 Everything's gotta be done the Black Dynamite way. 837 01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:43,057 I gave the order on Jimmy. 838 01:00:43,224 --> 01:00:45,226 I gave it to James, who gave it to the don. 839 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,561 What good's it gonna do you now? 840 01:00:56,904 --> 01:01:00,074 The old birthday-candle trick from Nam. 841 01:01:00,241 --> 01:01:02,827 Just when you think it's out... 842 01:01:04,912 --> 01:01:08,415 O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you? 843 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,334 Yeah, who's this? 844 01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:41,574 Fellas, we going on a boat ride to Kung Fu Island. 845 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,624 Hey, Black Dynamite, there's the island. 846 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:03,012 Okay. 847 01:02:03,554 --> 01:02:05,639 Now, here's the plan. 848 01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:12,479 Yeah. 849 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,357 Okay, let's split up. 850 01:02:36,337 --> 01:02:38,631 He's here. 851 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:43,677 We kicked their ass. 852 01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:46,013 Power to the people, brothers. 853 01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:48,515 This is it, brothers. 854 01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:52,353 - This is where we stick it to the Man. - Yeah. 855 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,938 Now, let's go get that lab. 856 01:02:56,065 --> 01:02:57,524 All right, let's go. 857 01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:03,822 You know, when we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution. 858 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,282 Start a family. 859 01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:06,867 Show this picture. 860 01:03:07,034 --> 01:03:08,202 That's Betty Jo. 861 01:03:08,369 --> 01:03:10,496 Yeah, right on, yeah. 862 01:03:10,663 --> 01:03:13,540 Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables. 863 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,417 Bake our own bread, know what I mean? 864 01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:16,919 Bake our own... 865 01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:22,216 Who saw that coming...? Who saw where that came from? 866 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,843 Let's go. 867 01:03:53,706 --> 01:03:56,917 I should've known you would be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu. 868 01:03:57,668 --> 01:04:01,088 Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications... 869 01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:04,591 is only out-matched by your zest for kung-fu treachery. 870 01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:12,266 Your kung fu is quite extraordinary, Black Dynamite. 871 01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:13,934 But no match for mine. 872 01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,480 You should have joined us when you had the chance. 873 01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:21,275 But now you must die. 874 01:04:21,442 --> 01:04:24,528 Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey. 875 01:04:24,987 --> 01:04:26,321 Bullhorn, no. 876 01:04:28,991 --> 01:04:31,452 Bullhorn, no. 877 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:35,706 At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against the Man... 878 01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:39,251 has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery. 879 01:04:39,418 --> 01:04:43,422 Brother, your death will not go unavenged. 880 01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:47,801 Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now. 881 01:04:48,844 --> 01:04:50,721 Get him. 882 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:12,826 You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu. 883 01:05:23,212 --> 01:05:25,339 Black Dynamite Panther Fist. 884 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,569 What the fuck, huh? 885 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,404 Keep your eye on Black Dynamite. 886 01:06:39,872 --> 01:06:41,790 Looking for me? 887 01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:50,924 Can you see where I'm coming from, you jive motherfucker? 888 01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:56,096 No rush, huh? Come on, huh? 889 01:06:57,890 --> 01:06:59,933 You told him to keep an eye out for me. 890 01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:13,197 I threw that shit before I walked in the room. 891 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:23,665 I wanna know who's pulling your strings. 892 01:07:23,832 --> 01:07:26,126 Now start talking. Talk. 893 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,297 - I said, start talking. - Okay. 894 01:07:30,464 --> 01:07:32,591 Your government has been preoccupied... 895 01:07:32,758 --> 01:07:35,010 with building the bigger penis for years. 896 01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:40,724 What's this green one? 897 01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:43,560 It did exactly opposite of what it was intended. 898 01:07:44,311 --> 01:07:49,066 It made the penis shrivel to the size of a 2-month-old snapping turtle. 899 01:07:49,233 --> 01:07:51,652 This is what you've been putting in the malt liquor? 900 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:54,071 I was under orders. 901 01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:56,406 They threatened to fire me. 902 01:07:57,157 --> 01:07:59,076 Speaking of fire. 903 01:08:00,661 --> 01:08:03,914 Suddenly, I'd like to leave your island. 904 01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:05,999 No! No! 905 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:07,542 No. 906 01:08:18,512 --> 01:08:20,180 You dirty motherfucker. 907 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,355 Hey, Black Dynamite, I found a helicopter. 908 01:08:28,522 --> 01:08:30,023 Quick, give me a hairpin. 909 01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:45,372 What's in the briefcase, Black Dynamite? 910 01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:46,915 How far does this all go, man? 911 01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,376 Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top. 912 01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:53,547 And when I say top, I mean the tippety-top. 913 01:08:53,714 --> 01:08:56,675 There it is, Black Dynamite. The Honky House. 914 01:08:57,551 --> 01:08:58,552 I'm going down. 915 01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:00,721 - This shouldn't take long. - Whoa, hey... 916 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:03,307 - Take the controls. - What are you talking about? 917 01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:06,268 Whoa, hey, hey, man. 918 01:09:09,104 --> 01:09:10,772 Son of a bitch. 919 01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:18,739 Cream Corn, no! 920 01:10:40,195 --> 01:10:42,697 I should have known it was you all the time. 921 01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:47,119 I should have asked myself, "Who's the man so wicked... 922 01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:50,288 so cruel to serve smack to the orphanage... 923 01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:55,335 kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?" 924 01:10:55,836 --> 01:11:00,006 Only one man, and that's you, Tricky Dick. 925 01:11:05,387 --> 01:11:09,349 So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whooping. 926 01:11:11,059 --> 01:11:12,936 Black Dynamite. 927 01:11:13,562 --> 01:11:15,856 There is a perfectly... 928 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:20,902 reasonable explanation for that. 929 01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,869 Showtime, motherfucker. 930 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,037 Fucking... 931 01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:34,541 Black Dynamite. 932 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:36,877 Who the fuck would duck...? 933 01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:41,047 Piece of shit. 934 01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:07,741 Don't fuck with me. 935 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,410 Motherfucker. 936 01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:37,646 Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware... 937 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,439 you moon cricket. 938 01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:45,714 And now, Black Dynamite, you must die. 939 01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:00,437 You had enough, Mr. President? 940 01:14:01,563 --> 01:14:04,065 You'll never get away with this. 941 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:06,234 Watch me, you little insecure cracker. 942 01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:08,194 You think by shrinking ourjohnsons... 943 01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:10,405 it's gonna make your situation any better? 944 01:14:10,572 --> 01:14:13,908 That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid. 945 01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:16,453 Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate. 946 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,246 For what? 947 01:14:18,872 --> 01:14:20,582 For these? 948 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:23,543 - Look at you. - What? 949 01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:25,712 You lost it all, turkey. 950 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,467 - Kill me. - Say what? 951 01:14:30,634 --> 01:14:33,011 - Kill me. - No. 952 01:14:33,178 --> 01:14:34,679 That's the easy way out for you. 953 01:14:34,846 --> 01:14:37,724 Unless you want the rest of this freaky shit to hit the news... 954 01:14:37,891 --> 01:14:40,143 | suggest you take care of me and my people. 955 01:14:40,310 --> 01:14:41,353 Can you dig it? 956 01:14:42,729 --> 01:14:44,230 I said, can you dig it? 957 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,774 Yes, I can dig it. 958 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:48,026 Thought you could. 959 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:21,601 First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. 960 01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:24,187 I used excessive force. 961 01:15:24,354 --> 01:15:26,439 Oftentimes, I cross the line... 962 01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:29,442 but I try to do so in the name of what's right. 963 01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:32,529 Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. 964 01:15:32,696 --> 01:15:36,991 But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics... 965 01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:40,036 and for that, sugar, I apologize. 966 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:42,455 But I shot at you. 967 01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:44,958 I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. 968 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,503 This is true, but you did not connect. 969 01:15:48,670 --> 01:15:49,963 You shot a plate. 970 01:15:50,130 --> 01:15:53,049 Had you connected, maybe pimp-slapping you into that... 971 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,051 might have been justified. 972 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:57,345 But I feel I crossed the line. 973 01:15:57,512 --> 01:16:00,306 And for that, please accept my apology. 974 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,142 I do. 975 01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,768 I do, it's just... 976 01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:07,480 Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. 977 01:16:07,647 --> 01:16:09,858 This is also true. 978 01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,818 Because whenever there's injustice... 979 01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:16,364 wrongs to be... Oh, Black Dynamite. 980 01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:20,577 Go on, honey. 981 01:16:21,369 --> 01:16:25,665 Because wherever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted... 982 01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:29,002 inn0cents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there... 983 01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:31,504 delivering ass-whoopings. 984 01:16:31,671 --> 01:16:34,674 And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown... 985 01:16:34,841 --> 01:16:36,176 that comes around. 986 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:40,180 Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me... 987 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,974 because I'm Black Dynamite. 988 01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:46,157 How you doing with that midget girl you sent out? 989 01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:48,868 Man, she keeps coming up short. 990 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,968 And better no nigga mess with me, neither. 991 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:08,805 I would jump on him, all 93 pounds of dynamite. 992 01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:10,807 That's right. 993 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:27,782 So I says, "Bitch, you look like you need a pimp in your life." 994 01:20:27,949 --> 01:20:29,617 She said, "| got a pimp." 995 01:20:29,784 --> 01:20:32,495 I said, "Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp. 996 01:20:32,662 --> 01:20:35,039 He a valet for ho's." 997 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,384 It's called the Mo Bitches Variety Pack. 998 01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:47,593 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 999 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:51,472 I send out a big ho, a little ho, a skinny ho, and one Navajo. 1000 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:54,392 - Is that right? - That's right. 1001 01:21:20,293 --> 01:21:22,462 Take that, you cracker-ass cracker. 1002 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:26,299 All right, girls, let's take them down. 1003 01:21:48,571 --> 01:21:51,282 I only do two things well in this world. 1004 01:21:51,449 --> 01:21:56,996 I take money from bitches and I sell drugs to the community. 1005 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,516 I had to send your ho back the other day. 1006 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:17,934 - No? - Yeah, man. 1007 01:22:18,101 --> 01:22:21,813 She reckless eyeballing and carrying on. 1008 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:26,067 She fine, but I said, "Hey, your man is bona fide." 1009 01:22:26,234 --> 01:22:28,361 See'? You're a righteous pimp. 1010 01:22:28,528 --> 01:22:30,822 Shit, the real pimping lives here. 1011 01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,240 It ain't ego. 1012 01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:34,909 That's how we go. You like that? 1013 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,563 You gotta cross the lines sometimes. 1014 01:23:04,564 --> 01:23:09,110 Sometimes to do the right thing, you got to do the ugly thing. 1015 01:23:11,404 --> 01:23:14,824 You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed... 1016 01:23:14,991 --> 01:23:16,868 they just want their steak on a plate. 1017 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,369 Can you dig it? 1018 01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,435 Good evening, gentlemen. 1019 01:23:43,978 --> 01:23:46,063 Who let that nigga in my house?