[00:15.67] I have been trying
[00:18.26] To write a haiku for you
[00:22.66] Some things I just can't do
[00:25.72] Maybe you're beyond
[00:28.75] Ancient Asian poetry
[00:33.02] Or maybe it's just me
[00:35.57] I have been trying
[00:37.91] To get this haiku just right
[00:41.36] All night for you, alright
[00:45.98] I'm through!
[00:48.23] Maybe this poem
[00:50.99] Was lost in the sauce we spilled
[00:55.56] That never got refilled
[00:58.37] I've never thought much
[01:00.72] Of formulaic verse anyway
[01:06.08] And rhymes are not my fort!
[01:08.28] I have been trying
[01:10.79] To get this haiku just right
[01:13.91] All night for you, alright
[01:17.81] I'm through!
[01:20.82] I'm trying not to try too hard
[01:25.09] But you're hard to write down right
[01:30.66] So I pen these trite attempts
[01:35.42] At haikus for you tonight
[01:40.93] 
[01:50.34] La da dee diddum
[01:52.66] Lada da dum doo diddle
[01:58.01] Dum doo la dee do
[02:00.22] There, that's sufficient!
[02:02.64] I wrote a haiku for you!
[02:05.91] Well, I tried at least
[02:07.94] And that's not so bad
[02:09.43] I'm working here
[02:10.78] Can that be said for you?
[02:13.72] I'm trying not to try too hard
[02:18.33] But you're hard to write down right
[02:23.63] So I pen these trite attempts
[02:27.94] At haikus for you tonight
[02:33.61] Words don't work like Webster says
[02:38.44] They trip me up all night
[02:43.49] I'm just trying to write for you
[02:48.20] But you're hard to write down right!
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